
Is Lou Gramm Being A Bitter Has-Been Or Is Foreigner Just A Karaoke Act? + Throwback
Lou Gramm is out here crying about Kelly Hansen “mimicking” him, but here’s the cold, hard truth: nobody wants to hear a version of “Juke Box Hero” that doesn’t sound like the record. We’re breaking down the ego, the bitterness, and the absolute insanity of a guy putting expanding foam in his junk just to get an erection. It’s uncensored, it’s offensive, and it’s exactly why you need to be behind the paywall.
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– Expanding Foam Fails: A Florida woman tries to “plump up” her man with home insulation. Spoiler: it didn’t end well for his junk.– The “Sounding” Craze: Why the hell are dudes sticking objects in their urethras? We dive into the most painful “sexy” story ever.– Lou Gramm vs. Kelly Hansen: Lou is butt-hurt that the new guy sounds exactly like him. Isn’t that the point of a replacement, Lou?– Tribute Band Reality: Chris and the gang argue why a high-energy “tribute” version of Foreigner is better than a sad, slow original.– Midnight Blue Nostalgia: We spin some solo Lou Gramm and remind you why he was great, even if he’s a cranky old man now.
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