Tea For Two

From picking up a penny to spending one, this week's episode is full of babble and gabble as Adam and Leanne discuss the many variations of penny phrases for Lucky Penny Day, Leanne's experience with a she-wee and they chat about the benefits of cranberry juice with absolutely no knowledge on the matter. This episode features another one of Leanne's car-search fails, potato-themed jokes and an oot and aboot important mission! Tune into the film reviews if you like zombies, thrillers or Jack Black! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus They chat about -  Shewee! www.shewee.com/shewee-flexi.html Linda McCartney milks! https://lindamccartneyfoods.co.uk/our-food/drinks-range/

Just shy of an hour, this week's episode has everything! Film reviews, really bad mountain jokes, a rundown of Adam and Leanne's favourite burgers, an actual scientist* with actual scientific facts, a lowlight that turns into a rant, an extra noisy interruption from Hattie the dog, mushy highlights and lots and lots of fun banter! What more do you need from a podcast? Seriously, what more do you need? We'll add it in to future recordings. *Probably, actually, most definitely Adam doing a voice. From this episode's chitchats... You can find more about the Victory Events upcoming shows here www.facebook.com/groups/701936206578884/?ref=share You can buy Adam and Leanne's favourite burger www.sainsburys.co.uk/gol-ui/product/plant-pioneers/ultimate-plant-burgers-x2-210g Check out dressmaker and retro clothing seller Dolly Holliday www.instagram.com/dolly.holliday/ Check out everyone's favourite momma, creator of bespoke costumes, facemasks and sewing delights Momma Apples www.instagram.com/mommaapplesmade/ You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

On this episode of Tea for Two, Adam and Leanne talk about tea for six as they hosted a tea party earlier in the week! They also ask some important questions like, "Where have the socks gone?", "Why is the sunset different from 76 years ago?" and "Why do we have so much cake?!" They talk about the week's highlights and lowlights, review some films and chat a load of nonsense! They were Oot n Aboot with the jokes of the week to get some reactions from real life people! But seriously, where have the socks gone? For scrummy yummy cake visit www.veganantics.co.uk/ You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

They say that the first year is the toughest, but they made it! Tea For Two is one! If you've tuned in for the past 52 weeks, you know to expect crazy shenanigans and banter alongside some crappy jokes and film reviews. On this week's episode, find out just how bad Leanne is at puns (and how bad Adam is at skateboarding!) and they talk about Leanne’s strangest film cameo! Oh, and John’s on this episode! You know John, tune in! Thank you to all of our listeners this past year and thank you to all of our guests - Charly White (1), Tom Carradine (2), Scott Elvis (3), James Ashford (4), Miss Peggy Rose (5), Lee Willmore (6), Miss Holiday Swing (7), OLIVIER AWARD WINNER Cassidy Jansen (8), Victoria Bass (10), Derek Herbert (11), Luna Nightingale (12), Chris White (13), Georgia Fawcett (15), Natasha Harper (16), Kitten Von Mew (17), Ross Sambridge (19), Lizzie Goodridge (21), Kara & Justin of Jeep Jump Jive (22), Lenny Bunn (24), Katie Boarman (25), Johnny Strange (26), Arthur Bostrom (27 & 28), Peter Duncan (30), Jivin' Jim Dandy (37), Nigel Laight (40) & Silhouette Sarah (44). For wonderful bespoke costumes, face masks, and a whole host of sewing delights contact Momma Apples www.instagram.com/mommaapplesmade  You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

In another jam-packed, or should we say jelly-packed ramble of a show, Adam and Leanne chat about their week, including Adam's birthday surprises and adventures. Adam attempts to talk like Shakespeare, they review television, films and even wine as they go oot and aboot and take the show on the road! Find out if Adam succeeds with this week's joke theme of crowbars and witness the birth of a new word and a Tea invention! Talk like Shakespeare at www.lingojam.com/Shakespearean, Get your on-the-go wine at www.hunwines.com please drink responsibly Delicious cake in Margate (and posted nationally UK) www.seasidecakeparlour.co.uk Adam's funny videos of his new toys here www.facebook.com/159249438104188/posts/727153481313778/?d=n But please avoid UK Segboards at all costs. Their customer service skills are appalling! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

On this week's episode, Adam celebrates his birthday in the hopes that everyone listens to this on the day it is published - his birthday! They also celebrate Mushroom Day which also happens to fall on Adam's birthday and they talk a lot about Leanne's current obsession with garlic, which has nothing to do with Adam's birthday. They rant about companies taking advantage of old people & charities and Adam is thankful for an early birthday present. From mushrooms and garlic to strawberries for this week's jokes and they review some brilliant TV shows and films. And oh, did we mention that it's Adam's birthday?! You can find us on social media (to wish Adam a happy birthday) - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus Ps. Happy Birthday, Adam!

On this week's podcast, Adam and Leanne talk about their eventful Easter with a 6ft tall rabbit, they discuss April Fool's pranks and chat about some surprisingly good and even more surprisingly bad films. Find out how postboxes, dogs, cow's bums and Adam's mother link together in this week's themed jokes and they discover a really tasty hot dog! *whispers* And happy ASMR day! You can see the (mascot) rabbit squished into the car here www.facebook.com/614998651879884/posts/3997853980260984/?d=n You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

In the second of the back-to-back episodes, Adam talks about his VHS-cover fame and Leanne discovers a milk that tastes like chocolate... and it's not chocolate milk! They also chat about their string of bad luck with cars this week! Jokes, films reviews and lots of laughs!  You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

Thought you'd missed last week's episode? Fear not, there wasn't one! So here we have the first of two back-to-back episodes! Find out how Adam and Leanne were involved in a "high speed" chase involving the Police! Hear about how a big pizza chain was reported to the Police! ... And they talk about other things not involving the Police, including the usual film reviews, jokes and chit chat! They also discuss the dilemma of needing a wee in public during lockdown (thanks to personal experience Eek!) Mystery Agency at-home escape rooms! www.themysteryagency.com/ Silhouette Sarah visit www.silhouetteartist.co.uk/ You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

Happy Tea For Two day! A day dedicated to the activity of drinking tea with a friend, not a day dedicated to this podcast! But that day will come! On this week's episode, Adam and Leanne give an insight into their crazy lives with Leanne's clumsiness, another online shopping mishap and a very tricky stupidity test! They talk about Mother's Day surprises and surprise doorstep visits as well as the usual film reviews and silly, themed jokes! For wonderful flower deliveries, visit www.instagram.com/briarandbracken You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus