Seeking Derangements

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I debrief Cuomo's newly announced independent bid for mayor, Rosie and Donald going at it yet again, and take a peak into the Ethicist, the NYT's advice column for neurotic liberals. We give advice on how to make your kid the right kind of gay guy, how to get your fat husband to do Ozempic, and if it's okay to out a politician you once had sex with (Corey Booker). Plus Jacques tells us about breaking his back.

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open the show up to all of you! That's right, we're only talking about what you all have suggested, namely JoJo Siwa's new song, Caitlyn's assistant/girlfriends ATV death, Grok becoming a Nazi, and r/anti-sex, a reddit dedicated to Sex Haters.

VIDEO AVAILABLE ON PATREON Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jen joins me for a special peak into our Summer plans! Where are we going? Well, to start: a micro-bully convention on the Border...Chengdu...Newport...Tokyo...Grand Isle, Nebraska...New York City...Los Angeles...and more. Plus we discuss Lena Dunham's recent press tour, Arca vs. Sevdaliza, Queer Eye getting canceled, my 80 year old girlfriend and of course, I review my time in Gulf Shores, Alabama. LA, get tickets to Jen's club theatre extravaganza Diskokina!

Hesse is joined by the boys from A Closer Look podcast (Nate Fisher and Will Sennet) to celebrate the end of pride month, discuss the Diddy verdict, and share cool but believable stories about times we’ve met Michael Madsen. Then, Uncle Columbo drops by to face Nate’s Uncle Jasmine and Will’s Uncle Will in a Detective-off. Listen Will & Nate's podcast A Closer Look

This is the first hour of the episode, to hear the second hour subscribe to our Patreon! Ben here, today I'm bringing you the third session of Attention Seekers, our LIVE call in show straight from the studio at Acadiana Public Access! No video for this one, just the sweet sounds of our voices and your calls. Yes I monologue for like 15 minutes about Lauren Sanchez but don't worry, Jacques joins me at around 15 minutes. Hesse is back with a special bonus for Seeking Sunday and then we'll all be back together next week!

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I get through the past week in breaking news. Iran vs. Israel, JoJo Siwa vs. Lesbianism and Zohran vs. Cuomo! (This was recorded before Zohran's primary win, we did it y'all) Plus we end the show with a quiz on Catholicism to finally determine which one of us is the most Catholic.

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I deliver some dramatic readings of Tyler Perry's leaked texts to Derek who is currently suing him for 260 Million Dollars. Then we randomly discover that Jacques is a math genius and take a peak at what Hesse's been writing in her notes app. Follow us on our Instagram and watch Jacques and I as we take over Louisiana Public Access TV for Attention Seekers, our live call-in show. Here's our broadcasting schedule, find us LIVE on Instagram: Thursday June 26th at 5EST Friday June 27th at 5EST Saturday June 28th at 6EST Sunday June 29th at 3:30EST Monday June 30th at 6:45EST The call in number will be coming soon!

Subscribe to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Hesse, Jen and I overhear Caitlyn Jenner's experience in the Tel Aviv Pride bunker and then debrief her Israel tour. Plus we talk about the new Trump Phone, dive into a possible Doja Cat PR stunt and explain why gay men need fandom taken away from them.

FREE VIDEO ON OUR PATREON Ben here, Jacques, Hesse, and I are joined by the one and only Miss Kay to crack open the old gay list and instill all of the straight men listening with newfound neuroses which is, guess what, GAY! Today, we discuss all of the things social media says men CAN'T do. Such as taking a celebratory picture in front of your new apartment, bullying sad women on twitter, receiving packages, having a female character in the Sims and more! Plus, we get some updates from Jacques ventures as a wedding DJ, find out why I can't stop pointing at Japanese Maples, and hear about what happens when you're all alone with just a few sad queens at Dallas' iconic Round Up Saloon. Listen to Kay's podcast Meat Bus and check out her Substack, The Quiet Part!

*Full Audio & Video Available on Patreon* Ben here, today we kick off pride month by talking about JoJo Siwa's heterosexual crusade, I review my 2005 Nissan Altima and discuss scaring some Mexican guys. But more importantly we finally (after two failed attempts) debrief the heinous prank a listener pulled on Jacques, and hear the secret recordings he made in the process. All I will say is it involves the Real Housewife Dorinda Medley, Emeril Agassi, and an Amputee Mausoleum in New Orleans. Then we take some of your calls! We give advice to a transgender woman who is afraid of roller coasters, a straight man who doesn't understand why the gays at his office wont slay with him, what to do when you're the token gay of a bachelorette party, and much more!