Reluctant Adults

Who knew a decomposing mouse could smell so bad?Hello and Welcome to episode 12.Tim had his tongue frenulum pierced.Crace had a tattoo instead of a driving lesson.April fools day joke - Kids have broken up from school on a WEDNESDAY!Wren went to school dressed as Marie Curie.Marie Curie was a boss! 2 x Nobel peace prize winner. Died at 66!Summer has arrived.Lauren loves her sleep!Tim is in Quarantine.Tim cried in the doctors.Let’s all go get gang tattoos - Who’s with us?We’ll be back very soon with series 2! Thanks for all your support so far.

This week we're talking all things toys. Kids toys. Plastic ones. Wooden ones. Old ones. New ones.PLEASE DO GET IN TOUCH: We are @ReluctantAdults on Instagram @tim_warwood and @LaurenRCrace on all the socials. We’d love to hear your stories as your reluctantly work your way through adulthood!

Cats are evil. Dogs ruin holidays.Guinea Pigs are too loud. Gerbils are quiet but fuck are they fast.Rabbits die in the end.Lauren’s going to re-train as a vet.  Tim is housing an evil murderer!Kids NEVER clean out pets.————— PLEASE DO GET IN TOUCH: We’d love to hear your stories as your reluctantly work your way through adulthood. We are @ReluctantAdults on Instagram @tim_warwood and @LaurenRCrace on all the socials. —————Please also make sure you're subscribed too! X

SHOW NOTES:Tim had a midlife crisis and bought a Skate ramp. Mainly because he couldn’t afford a Sports car.Kids Football clubs are starting upLilah does Cheerleading‘CHEER’ on Netflix..Watch IT! AMAZING!Kids doing Mooney’s in the school play.Lauren didn’t go to Sainsburys until she moved to London!Lauren chose grange hill over backstrokeZammo isn’t dead.Laurens worried that ‘self defense’ causes are basically teaching kids to kick the shit out of each other.Laurens House is like Gangs of New York!Tim would like to Thank the NHS for keeping his shoulder ok!Lauren did pottery classes, she made some Tiles! They are terrible.Lauren’s kids can’t be trusted when it comes to their end of term performances.—————PLEASE DO GET IN TOUCH:We are @ReluctantAdults on Instagram @tim_warwood and @LaurenRCrace on all the socials.We’d love to hear your stories as your reluctantly work your way through adulthood.

Lauren is confused and introduces the show like the woman from the M&S Food commercial.Why are nuts so expensive?The Rule of 6. Doesn’t really work when you’re a family of 5 does it?!March 8th - Tim plans to celebrate by burning all of the kids home school work.Lilah Cheered when it was announced they’d be going back to school.Lauren does not want to go on a UK holiday with just her family at the moment thank you very much!Boris Johnson’s Road Map better work.. as Lauren has already booked 3 holidays, a festival AND a trip to the zoo.June the 22nd is going to be like Armageddon!!!What will you be doing???—————PLEASE DO GET IN TOUCH:We are @ReluctantAdults on Instagram @tim_warwood and @LaurenRCrace on all the socials.We’d love to hear your stories as your reluctantly work your way through adulthood. 

Big thanks to Mark Oldham (Baldy) for our greatest listener story to date. We are @ReluctantAdults on Instagram @tim_warwood and @LaurenCrace on socials. Please send us any pictures, stories or feedback. We love to hear from [email protected] 

Earlswood ResevoirCock N Bull  - In mere Greenhyperbole - nounnoun: hyperbole; plural noun: hyperboles exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.Lauren loves stickers.Tim doesn't know the age of his own son! Sorry.Tim wet the bed age 35. Wish I hadn't said this.BOYS are later at learning to use the toilet - If there are any doctors listening this please let us know!Paula Radcliffe Kids come home from Nursery in different clothes. Lauren thinks they do this because the want to go in the lost property box!Tim rinises soild pants in the toilet bowl. Life Hack he reckons!Reward charts are shit.Lauren hates all sticker charts!Lauren never used pull ups!Superdrug on Kings Heath high street, Birmingham. Scene of the crime.Our boys are both very proud with their toilet escapades.Listener Stories from MICHELLE and MIKE DRYBURGH.Different foods make different poos.BANANA WARNING - If you're a new parent, after your kid has banana The positives of having a toilet training child. You can use the big toilets. You always have wipes on you. THANKS FOR LISTENING.—————PLEASE DO GET IN TOUCH:Find us on the socials, we are @ReluctantAdults, @tim_warwood and @LaurenCrace. We love to hear all your stories so please feel free to send them over.

Short little episode for you this week; as Tim & Lauren just have a little chat over a cuppa and discuss the rubbish week they've both had.BUT, we do have episode 6, next weeks theme for you and we WANT YOUR STORIES!Get in touch!We are @ReluctantAdults on Instagram @tim_warwood and @LaurenCrace on socials. Please send any picture or stories or feedback.

We hate tea time! It's awful.Big thanks to our listener stories: Chemmy Alcott (@chemmySKi) and James Whitehouse.-----PLEASE DO GET IN TOUCH:We are @ReluctantAdults on Instagram @tim_warwood and @LaurenRCrace on all the socials.We’d love to hear your stories as your reluctantly work your way through adulthood.-----

Lauren has bought all the items to help kids go to sleep. Vicks Vapour rub Why are Kids bedrooms are the opposite place of Calm! “the only way i can describe twins is that in every sense they are  a logisitcal nightmare!’ "like having rodents in your bedroom." Lauren Hired a NIGHT NURSE! “she was the loudest snorer you have ever heard” What's your night routine for putting them to bed? How a failed baby monitor helped Lilah through her first full night! Lauren's 2 worst moments: Micheal Tin foiled the window and then plaster boarded the window shut! What is it with NOISE Apps? Has a gro clock ever worked? ----------Tim speaks to Ali about her brand new night app!PLEASE DO GET IN TOUCH: We are @ReluctantAdults on Instagram @tim_warwood and @LaurenCrace on socials. We’d love to hear your stories as your reluctantly work your way through adulthood.