Dungeons and Distractions

The group has come to a strange island where small cultists have taken them to a crazy dwarf who insists that his reasoning for killing Vin's parents was reasonable. Can the group convince Vin to not kill him, or will he overpower them? Or, will they be distracted by Feyre's strawberry fingers...?View the map of Ysoria: https://snipboard.io/l7uLnG.jpgNew Episodes Release Bi-Weekly on Fridays.Listen to Patrick's podcast, SimplyUnprofessional: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://pod.link/1223783967⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Learn more about Distractions Media: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://direct.me/distractionsmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CAST:Patrick as the Dungeon MasterBea as Feyré NáremírëAnthony as Zorvin (Vin)Avelos as Astora Tarrow (Tora)Devin as Soren GreyveilHeather as Phoenix StarchildJon as Callimar Ar’BenRob as Razzle Dazzle (Razz)CREDITS:Podcast Produced by Patrick & BeaMusic Produced by Ross Malcolm Boyd (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://rossmalcolmboyd.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)Due to the nature of Dungeons and Dragons and other RPG content, some themes and situations that occur in-game may be difficult for some to handle. If certain episodes or scenes become uncomfortable, we strongly suggest taking a break or skipping that particular episode.

The group has found themselves in a strange situation with a scary robot who is flinging them backwards and forwards. A new portal has opened... what happens next?View the map of Ysoria: https://snipboard.io/l7uLnG.jpgNew Episodes Release Bi-Weekly on Fridays.Listen to Patrick's podcast, SimplyUnprofessional: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://pod.link/1223783967⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Learn more about Distractions Media: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://direct.me/distractionsmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CAST:Patrick as the Dungeon MasterBea as Feyré NáremírëAnthony as Zorvin (Vin)Avelos as Astora Tarrow (Tora)Devin as Soren GreyveilHeather as Phoenix StarchildJon as Callimar Ar’BenRob as Razzle Dazzle (Razz)CREDITS:Podcast Produced by Patrick & BeaMusic Produced by Ross Malcolm Boyd (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://rossmalcolmboyd.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)Due to the nature of Dungeons and Dragons and other RPG content, some themes and situations that occur in-game may be difficult for some to handle. If certain episodes or scenes become uncomfortable, we strongly suggest taking a break or skipping that particular episode.

You're stuck in a room with a big red button and no where to go. Do you press it? Let's find out what this crazy group would do... Indiana Jones style!View the map of Ysoria: https://snipboard.io/l7uLnG.jpgNew Episodes Release Bi-Weekly on Fridays.Listen to Patrick's podcast, SimplyUnprofessional: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://pod.link/1223783967⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Learn more about Distractions Media: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://direct.me/distractionsmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CAST:Patrick as the Dungeon MasterBea as Feyré NáremírëAnthony as Zorvin (Vin)Avelos as Astora Tarrow (Tora)Devin as Soren GreyveilHeather as Phoenix StarchildJon as Callimar Ar’BenRob as Razzle Dazzle (Razz)CREDITS:Podcast Produced by Patrick & BeaMusic Produced by Ross Malcolm Boyd (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://rossmalcolmboyd.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)Due to the nature of Dungeons and Dragons and other RPG content, some themes and situations that occur in-game may be difficult for some to handle. If certain episodes or scenes become uncomfortable, we strongly suggest taking a break or skipping that particular episode.

You're stuck in a room with a big red button and no where to go. Do you press it? Let's find out what this crazy group would do... Indiana Jones style!View the map of Ysoria: https://snipboard.io/l7uLnG.jpgNew Episodes Release Bi-Weekly on Fridays.Listen to Patrick's podcast, SimplyUnprofessional: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://pod.link/1223783967⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Learn more about Distractions Media: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://direct.me/distractionsmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CAST:Patrick as the Dungeon MasterBea as Feyré NáremírëAnthony as Zorvin (Vin)Avelos as Astora Tarrow (Tora)Devin as Soren GreyveilHeather as Phoenix StarchildJon as Callimar Ar’BenRob as Razzle Dazzle (Razz)CREDITS:Podcast Produced by Patrick & BeaMusic Produced by Ross Malcolm Boyd (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://rossmalcolmboyd.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)Due to the nature of Dungeons and Dragons and other RPG content, some themes and situations that occur in-game may be difficult for some to handle. If certain episodes or scenes become uncomfortable, we strongly suggest taking a break or skipping that particular episode.

Cursed spoons, bags of consumption, gnomes everywhere... this episode was truly crazy! But, our adventurers are making more progress to find out what is going on in Ysoria. Something is definitely not right.View the map of Ysoria: https://snipboard.io/l7uLnG.jpgNew Episodes Release Bi-Weekly on Fridays.Listen to Patrick's podcast, SimplyUnprofessional: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://pod.link/1223783967⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Learn more about Distractions Media: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://direct.me/distractionsmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CAST:Patrick as the Dungeon MasterBea as Feyré NáremírëAnthony as Zorvin (Vin)Avelos as Astora Tarrow (Tora)Devin as Soren GreyveilHeather as Phoenix StarchildJon as Callimar Ar’BenRob as Razzle Dazzle (Razz)CREDITS:Podcast Produced by Patrick & BeaMusic Produced by Ross Malcolm Boyd (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://rossmalcolmboyd.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)Due to the nature of Dungeons and Dragons and other RPG content, some themes and situations that occur in-game may be difficult for some to handle. If certain episodes or scenes become uncomfortable, we strongly suggest taking a break or skipping that particular episode.

Our travellers walk a lonely road, the one road to lead them all... there's something not quite right, and Torah is not giving up until she susses it out. Find out what happens next in Dungeons & Distractions!View the map of Ysoria: https://snipboard.io/l7uLnG.jpgNew Episodes Release Bi-Weekly on Fridays.Listen to Patrick's podcast, SimplyUnprofessional: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://pod.link/1223783967⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Learn more about Distractions Media: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://direct.me/distractionsmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CAST:Patrick as the Dungeon MasterBea as Feyré NáremírëAnthony as Zorvin (Vin)Avelos as Astora Tarrow (Tora)Devin as Soren GreyveilHeather as Phoenix StarchildJon as Callimar Ar’BenRob as Razzle Dazzle (Razz)CREDITS:Podcast Produced by Patrick & BeaMusic Produced by Ross Malcolm Boyd (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://rossmalcolmboyd.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)Due to the nature of Dungeons and Dragons and other RPG content, some themes and situations that occur in-game may be difficult for some to handle. If certain episodes or scenes become uncomfortable, we strongly suggest taking a break or skipping that particular episode.

A river that flows upwards freely? More dinosaurs? Nine-tailed foxes? Today's episode is certainly something!View the map of Ysoria: https://snipboard.io/l7uLnG.jpgNew Episodes Release Bi-Weekly on Fridays.Listen to Patrick's podcast, SimplyUnprofessional: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://pod.link/1223783967⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Learn more about Distractions Media: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://direct.me/distractionsmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CAST:Patrick as the Dungeon MasterBea as Feyré NáremírëAnthony as Zorvin (Vin)Avelos as Astora Tarrow (Tora)Devin as Soren GreyveilHeather as Phoenix StarchildJon as Callimar Ar’BenRob as Razzle Dazzle (Razz)CREDITS:Podcast Produced by Patrick & BeaMusic Produced by Ross Malcolm Boyd (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://rossmalcolmboyd.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)Due to the nature of Dungeons and Dragons and other RPG content, some themes and situations that occur in-game may be difficult for some to handle. If certain episodes or scenes become uncomfortable, we strongly suggest taking a break or skipping that particular episode.

The heroes are deep in the jungle, and before they can proceed, they must uncover Vin's secret.View the map of Ysoria: https://snipboard.io/l7uLnG.jpgNew Episodes Release Bi-Weekly on Fridays.Listen to Patrick's podcast, SimplyUnprofessional: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://pod.link/1223783967⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Learn more about Distractions Media: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://direct.me/distractionsmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CAST:Patrick as the Dungeon MasterBea as Feyré NáremírëAnthony as Zorvin (Vin)Avelos as Astora Tarrow (Tora)Devin as Soren GreyveilHeather as Phoenix StarchildJon as Callimar Ar’BenRob as Razzle Dazzle (Razz)CREDITS:Podcast Produced by Patrick & BeaMusic Produced by Ross Malcolm Boyd (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://rossmalcolmboyd.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)Due to the nature of Dungeons and Dragons and other RPG content, some themes and situations that occur in-game may be difficult for some to handle. If certain episodes or scenes become uncomfortable, we strongly suggest taking a break or skipping that particular episode.

Our heroes are back at the tavern, and it's time to meet the mage Malvo and learn more about the rifts!View the map of Ysoria: https://snipboard.io/l7uLnG.jpgNew Episodes Release Bi-Weekly on Fridays.Listen to Patrick's podcast, SimplyUnprofessional: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://pod.link/1223783967⁠⁠⁠⁠Learn more about Distractions Media: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://direct.me/distractionsmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠CAST:Patrick as the Dungeon MasterBea as Feyré NáremírëAnthony as Zorvin (Vin)Avelos as Astora Tarrow (Tora)Devin as Soren GreyveilHeather as Phoenix StarchildJon as Callimar Ar’BenRob as Razzle Dazzle (Razz)CREDITS:Podcast Produced by Patrick & BeaMusic Produced by Ross Malcolm Boyd (⁠⁠⁠⁠http://rossmalcolmboyd.com⁠⁠⁠⁠)Due to the nature of Dungeons and Dragons and other RPG content, some themes and situations that occur in-game may be difficult for some to handle. If certain episodes or scenes become uncomfortable, we strongly suggest taking a break or skipping that particular episode.

Our heroes venture on to the local magic school... but is what they're searching for where they hope to find it?View the map of Ysoria: https://snipboard.io/l7uLnG.jpgNew Episodes Release Bi-Weekly on Fridays.Listen to Patrick's podcast, SimplyUnprofessional: ⁠⁠⁠https://pod.link/1223783967⁠⁠⁠Learn more about Distractions Media: ⁠⁠⁠https://direct.me/distractionsmedia⁠⁠⁠CAST:Patrick as the Dungeon MasterBea as Feyré NáremírëAnthony as Zorvin (Vin)Avelos as Astora Tarrow (Tora)Devin as Soren GreyveilHeather as Phoenix StarchildJon as Callimar Ar’BenRob as Razzle Dazzle (Razz)CREDITS:Podcast Produced by Patrick & BeaMusic Produced by Ross Malcolm Boyd (⁠⁠⁠http://rossmalcolmboyd.com⁠⁠⁠)Due to the nature of Dungeons and Dragons and other RPG content, some themes and situations that occur in-game may be difficult for some to handle. If certain episodes or scenes become uncomfortable, we strongly suggest taking a break or skipping that particular episode.