Kvothekiller Chronicles

This is, hands down, the most UNHINGED(derogatory) piece of "worlbuilding" any of us have ever seen The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism. The Podcast on Twitter NB: This podcast is not suitable for consumption by fans of Mr Rothfuss

This week we finally confirm that Kvothe does NOT know what jacking off is, since if he did, we wouldn't be dealing with all This shit. That's the first tradgedy. The second is that the Adem are culturally unable to podcast. It's so sad. The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism. The Podcast on Twitter NB: This podcast is not suitable for consumption by fans of Mr Rothfuss

Patrick. Come on now. The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism. The Podcast on Twitter NB: This podcast is not suitable for consumption by fans of Mr Rothfuss

This week, on KvKc: Patrick writes the boring D&D campaign section of the book, Denna writes the Bohemian Rhapsody of Kvotheworld, Kvothe does extremely cool and sick and awesome Blood Magic crimes, and your hosts announce our new line of Patrick Rothfuss themed lipsticks! The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism. The Podcast on Twitter NB: This podcast is not suitable for consumption by fans of Mr Rothfuss

The queen died the week this was recorded so we are obviously having a GREAT time!! AND we actually really enjoyed this part of the book! Well. 80% of us did... The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism. The Podcast on Twitter NB: This podcast is not suitable for consumption by fans of Mr Rothfuss

Can this book get any worse? Yes. Yes it can. But on the bright side we finally found the difference between Will and Sim! The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism. The Podcast on Twitter NB: This podcast is not suitable for consumption by fans of Mr Rothfuss

CW for sexual assault discussion between 01:05:00 and 01:30:00 You know when you hate someone so everything they do no matter what it is just ends up pissing you off? Like I'm sure there were some good parts in this section but mostly it's just one awful thing after another. What if a book was so horrible towards women it made you non-binary? The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them | Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them | Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck | Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin | Daniel, from Academic Elitism. The Podcast on Twitter NB: This podcast is not suitable for consumption by fans of Mr Rothfuss

We're not quite ready to talk about Wise Man's Fear yet. To prepare ourselves for the horror to come, we try and remember what happened in the last book without looking any of it up. In this episode we discover the hidden sexual delights of the 10 year anniversary cover, Add a 4th quadrant to the "mother/maiden/crone" trifecta, and figure out that the ACTUAL NAME of the wind is "Jasom Derulo" The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism. The Podcast on Twitter NB: This podcast is not suitable for consumption by fans of Mr Rothfuss

Well folks, its time to wrap things up. in this last episode of season 1, we go into our final throughts on the book. We conclude that Patrick has undergone Kvothefication, read some goodreads reviews, read the author's note, Answer listener questions, and drop hints about our future plans. We also find out about the wild sex club in the novel Wicked??? Books/Media reccomended in the podcast: Wicked by Gregory Maguire Everybody Hates Rand (wheel of time podcast) Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo Priory of the Orange Tree by Samantha Shannon Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett - and the rest of the Discworld Series (Disrespectfully) A Song of Ice and Fire by GRRM, you know the one The Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater The City of Dreaming Books by Walter Moers (though probably start with The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear, actually) Stuff by Brandon Sanderson but watch out for the religious overtones Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi) by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell by Susanna Clarke Avatar the Last Airbender Anciliary Justice by Ann Leckie The Buried Giant by Kazuo Ishiguro The Three Body Problem by Liu Cixin Maquia when the Promised Flower Blooms by Mari Okada This is Spinal Tap Immortal Incantations: Heartspell (podcast about writing a "good book" with your "friends") The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism. The Podcast on Twitter NB: READ AN ACTUAL GOOD BOOK PLEASE

Choose Life. Choose a university education. Choose a horse. Choose a girl. Choose an accent. No, a different accent. No, no, no, a different accent. Choose Pegs. Choose a dragon but its vegan so actually it's a Draccus. Choose not to do sexual assault. Choose the friendzone. Choose to tell your entire life story to a Chronicler, rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable bar, nothing more than an embarrassment to your own pathetic legacy. Choose The Name of The Wind. Choose Kvothe. The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, wants you to read Klara and the Sun The Podcast on twitter NB: we already recorded the next episode so you can't actually send in questions