Phone Tap: Old Alan's Tuxedo

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make sure the cake arrives for his 5 year-old’s birthday party but Jeff's making sure he thinks something went horribly, horribly wrong, instead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim runs beauty pageants and we’re gonna test her morals and see if we can influence her and RIG the competition in our favor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim loves the public library more than any other place on earth, so Jeff's going to make a BIG CHANGE to library rules that she’s going to absolutely hate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this fall and unfortunately her officiant had a conflict so we’re sending our best beat boxer to oversee the ceremony instead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, we have Brooke play an upset mother whose calling a strip mall security office and she’s got a HUGE problem with an obscene water fountain.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim had a repair guy come over to fix an appliance recently, but what he doesn’t know is that repair guy left some unmentionables behind and we’re calling to get them back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he booked a quiet, peaceful Airbnb for a vacation but Brooke's calling as the owner of this house to tell him all about the horrifying, victorian dolls she left displayed on every inch of it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeffrey is desperate to get in contact with today’s Phone Tap victim because he accidentally baked a piece of paper with his bitcoin wallet address into a cake that the guy ATE! Don’t you hate when that happens?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we might have made the guy we’re calling the MADDEST of any Phone Tap victim in 2025!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The character Brooke is channeling in today’s Phone Tap is so off putting, it almost made us LOSE our LUNCH when we first heard it. You gotta hear it for yourself in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.