How Not to Vampire

Meet Bob's best friend, Claude, gentleman thief and all-round rogue. He's the real hero of the show, and Bob is just a sidekick, just more fun, so deal with it. Read on Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/958354978 Music: "Into the Dark" by Harlowe Rose

Vampiring is HARD. Things Bob has on his checklist when he accidentally becomes a vampire: a) forget everything he knows about vampires b) Google vampire survival tactics c) don't get brutally murdered by vampires. Apparently, there are vampire LAWS, and Bob, a young, romantically-challenged black man living in Toronto, never got the guidebook. Even though it's not his fault that he's broken every rule, a secret vampire society is hellbent on giving him a more permanent death. With the help of his best pal, Claude, Bob tries to stay alive and hopefully turn around his screwed-up existence in the process. 20 CHAPTERS, released weekly, only on Wattpad. https://www.wattpad.com/story/221510371

In which we meet Bob, the not-vampire, and yes he is in trouble, but seriously, what did you expect? Oh yeah, and then there's his girlfriend Jaime... Read on Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/869596783 Music: "Into the Dark" by Harlowe Rose