Big Buns, Bad Bingo and the Family Flannel
๐๏ธ๐คฃ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฆ๐๐ฌ โ ๐๐ฃ๐๐ฆ๐ข๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ฎ ๐คฃ๐๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐งผ ๐๐๐ ๐๐จ๐ก๐ฆ, ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ก๐๐ข ๐๐ก๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฌ ๐๐๐๐ก๐ก๐๐! ๐งผ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐จ ๐ช๐'๐ฅ๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐ฌ! ๐จAfter two weeks off air, Kerry has finally defeated the dreaded lurgy, Pauline has managed not to replace her with a cardboard cut-out, and Herefordshire Hearsay is back to its usual level of completely unhinged conversation! ๐And what a comeback!This week we've got bread rolls big enough to require planning permission, a bingo night that nearly ended in a lifetime ban, a ยฃ750 dress that turned Pauline into a giant blancmange, and a family flannel with a history that frankly deserves a police investigation. ๐๐งผThrow in a teddy bear called Doomy, some dodgy horoscopes, a mountain of afternoon tea and a few festive surprises, and you've got 43 minutes of glorious nonsense!Grab a cuppa, find a comfortable chair and prepare to wonder how two perfectly sensible women can get themselves into so much trouble. โ๐โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ๐คง๐๏ธ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐๐ฌ ๐๐๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ง ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ก๐!Kerry's back! After a nasty bout of coughing that made podcasting virtually impossible, she's finally returned to the microphone.Pauline admits she considered recording an episode on her own, although having a conversation with herself apparently isn't unusual.The advantage? She always wins the arguments.The disadvantage? Absolutely nobody is surprised. ๐คฃโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ๐๐ฆ ๐ ๐จ๐ ๐๐๐๐ฆ, ๐ ๐ข๐จ๐ก๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ฆ & ๐ ๐๐ก๐๐๐ง๐ข๐ฅ๐ฌ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ !Before the lurgy struck, our intrepid adventurers enjoyed a fabulous seaside escape to Mumbles.There were stunning coastal views, an upside-down house, a beautiful bride having her wedding photographs taken on the cliffs and, naturally, ice cream.Because going to the seaside without eating ice cream is practically a criminal offence. ๐ฆ๐จThey also met the lovely Jez and Claire, who stopped to help them navigate what Pauline and Kerry thought might be a mountain.Apparently, the Welsh have rather different standards when it comes to identifying mountains! โฐ๏ธ๐And when Jez started introducing himself with references to Gavin & Stacey, things got even better!๐ค Listen out for their brilliant little seaside chat!โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ๐ฅพ๐ ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ง๐ฌ-๐๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ฆ, ๐ข๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ง๐๐ฅ & ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐ก๐ง ๐๐๐จ๐ฆ๐!Pauline has completed her 45-mile October walking challenge in support of the Bowel Babe cause, raising an incredible ๐ข๐ฉ๐๐ฅ ยฃ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฌ ๐๐ก๐๐๐จ๐๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐ง ๐๐๐! ๐๐But it wasn't all scenic strolls and pleasant conversation.With nine miles still to complete on the final day, Pauline embarked on a walking marathon that involved Symonds Yat, a painful blister and a determination bordering on the ridiculous.Did she finish?Of course she did. This is Pauline we're talking about!Beyond the miles, there's a lovely conversation about the friendships, laughter and meaningful connections that come from simply going for a walk together.And now she's considering a 100-mile challenge.Somebody hide her walking boots! ๐ฅพ๐คฃโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ๐๐ ๐ช๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ง ๐ฃ๐๐ก๐ โ ๐ช๐๐๐ก ๐ง๐๐ ๐ช๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐ฆ ๐ข๐ง๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐๐๐ฆ!Pauline's plans for a fabulous Wear It Pink event were spectacularly scuppered by a storm.There were dancers ready, community groups organised and plenty of enthusiasm.Unfortunately, the weather decided it was having none of it! ๐ง๏ธBut you can't keep Herefordshire's community spirit down!A huge shout-out to Donna's Salsa, Cindy's dancers, Dusty Boots and all the wonderful ladies who supported the cause.And an especially big cheer for the fantastic team at ๐ง๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐ก ๐๐๐ก๐๐ง๐ข๐ก, who carried on regardless with bacon butties, fundraising, apple pressing and a tremendous helping of community spirit.They raised around ยฃ250, proving that a little rain doesn't have to dampen everyone's enthusiasm!We also celebrate the wonderful work of local community groups, including the Hiking Girlies and Leominster Wellness Club, helping people connect, make friends and feel part of something special. ๐๐ Sometimes the smallest community gatherings make the biggest difference.โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ๐ฆ๐ฑ ๐๐๐ก๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐ โ ๐ง๐ช๐ข ๐๐๐ง๐ง๐๐ ๐๐จ๐๐๐ฆ & ๐ง๐ช๐๐๐ฉ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฆ ๐ข๐ ๐ง๐ข๐ฅ๐ง๐จ๐ฅ๐!BINGO!Or, in Pauline's caseโฆOH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE, IS THIS STILL GOING ON?! ๐คฃPauline attends a charity bingo night organised by Angela and Ken from the Hit Squad, raising a fantastic ๐ข๐ฉ๐๐ฅ ยฃ๐ญ,๐ฑ๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐๐ข๐ฅ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฅ'๐ฆ.A wonderful cause.A lovely evening.Except nobody warned Pauline that bingo was apparently an Olympic endurance event.Twelve games. Multiple lines. Serious concentration. Professional dabbers.And Pauline, who thought the whole thing was absolutely hilarious.Unfortunately, the dedicated bingo enthusiasts did not share her enthusiasm for laughing, talking or generally enjoying herself.There was shushing. There was confusion. There was uncontrollable giggling.And at one point, Pauline declared that if she ever went to hell, she'd probably spend eternity playing bingo.๐ฆ TWO LITTLE DUCKSโฆ QUACK QUACK!We suspect her bingo career may be over before it's properly begun.โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ๐ฅ๐ฑ ๐๐๐ ๐๐จ๐ก๐ฆ โ ๐ง๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ก๐๐ช๐๐๐ ๐ง๐๐๐ง ๐ก๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฆ๐ง๐๐ข๐๐!Forget the bingo. The real drama was happening at the food counter.Pauline ordered a cheese and onion roll.Simple enough, you might think.Except what arrived appeared to contain half a dairy farm, an entire onion harvest and enough bread to feed a small village for a fortnight. ๐ง๐ง
Kerry recalls a previous visit when her bread roll was so enormous it practically blocked out the sun.Pauline bravely attempted to tackle hers but admitted defeat after eating about a third.And when she returned the remains to the bar, she feared the woman behind the counter thought she was asking for a refund!๐คฃ ๐๐ง'๐ฆ ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ข๐๐, ๐ก๐ข๐ง ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฌ ๐๐ข๐๐๐๐๐ฌ!Possibly the funniest discussion about bread you'll hear all year.โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ๐ฅช๐ ๐ช๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ก๐๐ช๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฌ โ ๐ ๐๐ข๐ง ๐ข๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐๐๐ก๐!From gigantic buns to the humble sandwich, Pauline and Kerry celebrate World Sandwich Day with some rather unexpected facts.Who was the Earl of Sandwich?Why was Hawaii once called the Sandwich Islands?And how did an attempt to create the world's largest sandwich end with the crowd eating the evidence before anyone could measure it?Honestly, you couldn't make it up! ๐ฅช๐คฃPlus, Kerry reveals that Pauline makes some of the best sandwiches she's ever tasted.A rare moment of genuine culinary appreciation before everything descends into chaos again.โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ๐ซ๐ฐ ๐๐๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ก๐ข๐ข๐ก ๐ง๐๐ โ ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐ข๐ฆ & ๐ก๐ข ๐ฅ๐ข๐ข๐ ๐๐ข๐ฅ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ก๐๐ฆ!Pauline enjoys a lovely afternoon tea with her daughter Jess at The Angel in Abergavenny.Sandwiches! Cakes! Little savoury things! Mysterious moussey creations!And enough food to sustain a family of four.Just when Pauline thought she'd survived the experience, the waiter casually mentioned the scones, cream and jam.MORE FOOD?!Pauline was defeated.Jess, however, was apparently still ready for battle. ๐ฐ๐But the afternoon tea was only the beginning of their adventuresโฆโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ๐๐ท ๐ง๐๐ ยฃ๐ณ๐ฑ๐ฌ ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐ โ ๐ ๐ข๐ง๐๐๐ฅ ๐ข๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ง๐๐ข๐ช๐ก!With Jess getting married next year, Pauline spots a potential mother-of-the-bride dress in a shop window.What could possibly go wrong?WellโฆThe dress doesn't fit.The zip won't close.Pauline thinks she resembles a giant blancmange.And the shop assistants keep insisting she looks absolutely MARVELLOUS.Despite Pauline repeatedly explaining that she DOES NOT WANT THE DRESS, the sales pitch continues.Then comes the price.๐ท ๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐๐ก ๐๐จ๐ก๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐ง๐ฌ ๐ฃ๐ข๐จ๐ก๐๐ฆ!ยฃ750 for a dress that doesn't fit and makes her look like a pudding?!Pauline's response?She'll go on Vinted, thank you very much! ๐คฃWe also hear Kerry's own experiences with overenthusiastic clothing sales assistants.Ladies, sometimes NO really does mean NO!โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ๐งธ๐บ ๐๐ข๐ข๐ ๐ฌ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ฅ โ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ ๐ข๐ ๐๐ข๐ฉ๐ & ๐ก๐๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ!It's Hug a Bear Day, and Kerry introduces us to a very important character from her childhood.Meet ๐๐ข๐ข๐ ๐ฌ! ๐งธโค๏ธHer beloved teddy bear has survived being nearly abandoned on a bus, disappearing under a bed and decades of enthusiastic cuddling.He's now sporting a rather flat head, a damaged ear and a fabulous Hawaiian outfit lovingly made by Kerry's aunt.A bear with history. A bear with character. A bear who has clearly seen things.Pauline recalls her own childhood teddy, Teddy Tail, who was never quite the same after being taken by somebody else and eventually returned.It's a wonderfully nostalgic conversation about childhood treasures, affection and why sometimes a teddy bear really is a friend for life.And Kerry makes it very clear that Doomy is NOT going anywhere! โค๏ธโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ๐๐ค ๐ช๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐๐ก๐๐ก๐๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐๐๐ฌ โ...