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The estrogen and testosterone differences between men and women are obvious in lots of ways. Woman simply look nice in any amount of jewelry. A man can get away with one ear ring, but any more than that and he begins to look like a lounge singer by the name of Barry. Men start conversations about sports or politics, and our conversation about either can get pretty heated. Women start saying something nice...like wow that was a nice restaurant last night, wasn't it? A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, read a book or get the mail. A guy dresses up for weddings or funerals. Men's magazines feature pictures of naked women. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women...because a female body is...beautiful. A man's body is lumpy and hairy. A woman marries a man expecting he will change. But he doesn't. A man marries a woman and expects she won't change...and she does. Women love cats. Men go for dogs. This podcast says love doesn't really make the world go around. But it makes the trip worthwhile.

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