Five Takes On The Five Stripes

Glenn Peison

An ATLUTD FANTV pod discussing 5 aspects of each Atlanta United Match

266 Episodes

The one where we win and now the rebuild can begin....again?
11/4/2026
56:44
On this episode Cat, Jennifer and Amy talk about going out on a high note? We guess? 🙄 Good football vs bad team 😡 Why can't we play this way all the time 🍦 Soft 🫵 Your takes/songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visit! ☎️(404) 321-0082 💕Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Identities. All genders. All Relationships. All people. Offers for listeners: https://www.modernpath.net/fivetakes To learn more and support the Modern Path access fund visit: https://www.modernpath.net/modern-path-access-fund Thank you Maximum One Executive Realtors https://www.peisonproperties.com/ 🤔Thinking of buying or selling? 🏡Just curious about the value of your home and the options you have? ☎️📧Call/email Glenn at 843-754-239 [email protected] Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord 👇 https://discord.gg/7Kr46g3Um Follow us on social media 📺YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@atlutdfantv (The video pods live on the FanTV Channel) X: @five_takes BlueSky: @5takesonfivestripes.bsky.social 📷Instagram: fivetakesonthefivestripes 📱TikTok: FiveTakes5 🤳Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100057121043299 🕸️on the web at www.fivetakesonthefivestripes.com 📧 email us at [email protected]
The one where our season is done
10/31/2026
51:31
On this episode Jennifer and Amy talk about another year of not making the playoffs when NINE OUT OF FIFTEEN TEAMS DO!!! 🏀 The Dream is still alive 🗳️ Go Vote 🤷‍♂️ At least we know Embolo can score 😔 The bar is so damn low 🫵 Your takes/songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visit! ☎️(404) 321-0082 💕Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Identities. All genders. All Relationships. All people. Offers for listeners: https://www.modernpath.net/fivetakes To learn more and support the Modern Path access fund visit: https://www.modernpath.net/modern-path-access-fund Thank you Maximum One Executive Realtors https://www.peisonproperties.com/ 🤔Thinking of buying or selling? 🏡Just curious about the value of your home and the options you have? ☎️📧Call/email Glenn at 843-754-239 [email protected] Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord 👇 https://discord.gg/7Kr46g3Um Follow us on social media 📺YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@atlutdfantv (The video pods live on the FanTV Channel) X: @five_takes BlueSky: @5takesonfivestripes.bsky.social 📷Instagram: fivetakesonthefivestripes 📱TikTok: FiveTakes5 🤳Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100057121043299 🕸️on the web at www.fivetakesonthefivestripes.com 📧 email us at [email protected]
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The one where some moments were good, we're still gonna hold the spoon made of wood
10/26/2026
1:11:51
On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer and Amy talk about good moments and bad years 🥴 Good moments bad years 😵‍💫 Nobody is on the same page 🤷‍♂️ Breel was better 🤔 Different standards for different people 🫵 Your takes/songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visit! ☎️(404) 321-0082 💕Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Identities. All genders. All Relationships. All people. Offers for listeners: https://www.modernpath.net/fivetakes To learn more and support the Modern Path access fund visit: https://www.modernpath.net/modern-path-access-fund Thank you Maximum One Executive Realtors https://www.peisonproperties.com/ 🤔Thinking of buying or selling? 🏡Just curious about the value of your home and the options you have? ☎️📧Call/email Glenn at 843-754-239 [email protected] Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord 👇 https://discord.gg/7Kr46g3Um Follow us on social media 📺YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@atlutdfantv (The video pods live on the FanTV Channel) X: @five_takes BlueSky: @5takesonfivestripes.bsky.social 📷Instagram: fivetakesonthefivestripes 📱TikTok: FiveTakes5 🤳Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100057121043299 🕸️on the web at www.fivetakesonthefivestripes.com 📧 email us at [email protected]
The one where Messi scored a brace and this club is a disgrace
10/19/2026
53:36
On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer and Amy talk about how Messi embarrassed this club at home. 🥴 The Messi Chants 🛑 Don't blame the supporters 🤷‍♂️ Even Parky is at his wits ends 🫵 Your takes/songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visit! ☎️(404) 321-0082 💕Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Identities. All genders. All Relationships. All people. Offers for listeners: https://www.modernpath.net/fivetakes To learn more and support the Modern Path access fund visit: https://www.modernpath.net/modern-path-access-fund Thank you Maximum One Executive Realtors https://www.peisonproperties.com/ 🤔Thinking of buying or selling? 🏡Just curious about the value of your home and the options you have? ☎️📧Call/email Glenn at 843-754-239 [email protected] Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord 👇 https://discord.gg/7Kr46g3Um Follow us on social media 📺YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@atlutdfantv (The video pods live on the FanTV Channel) X: @five_takes BlueSky: @5takesonfivestripes.bsky.social 📷Instagram: fivetakesonthefivestripes 📱TikTok: FiveTakes5 🤳Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100057121043299 🕸️on the web at www.fivetakesonthefivestripes.com 📧 email us at [email protected]
The one where we might have some hope if we just keep playing a bunch of dopes
10/16/2026
52:35
On this episode Glenn, Jennifer and Amy talk about how we've managed to win 6 games on the road and sweep Canada. 🥴 These are not the moments we live for 🏀 Living The Dream 🤝Jay + Galoppo + Alexey 💀 Day of the Dead 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visit! ☎️(404) 321-0082 💕Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Identities. All genders. All Relationships. All people. Offers for listeners: https://www.modernpath.net/fivetakes To learn more and support the Modern Path access fund visit: https://www.modernpath.net/modern-path-access-fund Thank you Maximum One Executive Realtors https://www.peisonproperties.com/ 🤔Thinking of buying or selling? 🏡Just curious about the value of your home and the options you have? ☎️📧Call/email Glenn at 843-754-239 [email protected] Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord 👇 https://discord.gg/uAyCbgPbj Follow us on social media 📺YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@atlutdfantv (The video pods live on the FanTV Channel) X: @five_takes BlueSky: @5takesonfivestripes.bsky.social 📷Instagram: fivetakesonthefivestripes 📱TikTok: FiveTakes5 🤳Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100057121043299 🕸️on the web at www.fivetakesonthefivestripes.com 📧 email us at [email protected]
The one where we still can't gel and we're all just waiting for the NWSL
10/12/2026
1:05:37
On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer and Amy talk about how this club has made ZERO progress again, and where we go from here. 🥴 Should Tata stay or go? 😕 Is a Season and a half enough time to build culture? ❤️ Somos Atlanta and Macaroni Tony 🤣 Come for the perks not for the team 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visit! ☎️(404) 321-0082 💕Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Identities. All genders. All Relationships. All people. Offers for listeners: https://www.modernpath.net/fivetakes To learn more and support the Modern Path access fund visit: https://www.modernpath.net/modern-path-access-fund Thank you Maximum One Executive Realtors https://www.peisonproperties.com/ 🤔Thinking of buying or selling? 🏡Just curious about the value of your home and the options you have? ☎️📧Call/email Glenn at 843-754-239 [email protected] Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord 👇 https://discord.gg/uAyCbgPbj Follow us on social media 📺YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@atlutdfantv (The video pods live on the FanTV Channel) X: @five_takes BlueSky: @5takesonfivestripes.bsky.social 📷Instagram: fivetakesonthefivestripes 📱TikTok: FiveTakes5 🤳Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100057121043299 🕸️on the web at www.fivetakesonthefivestripes.com 📧 email us at [email protected]
The one where the new crest is pretty and we turned out the city
10/8/2026
52:54
On this special episode Amy and Jennifer chat about Atlanta's new NWSL team Atlanta City and the amazing but also problematic brand launch party. 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visit! ☎️(404) 321-0082 💕Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Identities. All genders. All Relationships. All people. Offers for listeners: https://www.modernpath.net/fivetakes To learn more and support the Modern Path access fund visit: https://www.modernpath.net/modern-path-access-fund Thank you Maximum One Executive Realtors https://www.peisonproperties.com/ 🤔Thinking of buying or selling? 🏡Just curious about the value of your home and the options you have? ☎️📧Call/email Glenn at 843-754-239 [email protected] Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord Follow us on social media 📺YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@atlutdfantv (The video pods live on the FanTV Channel) X: @five_takes BlueSky: @5takesonfivestripes.bsky.social 📷Instagram: fivetakesonthefivestripes 📱TikTok: FiveTakes5 🤳Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100057121043299 🕸️on the web at www.fivetakesonthefivestripes.com 📧 email us at [email protected]
The one where we got another draw but at least it's the start of Fall
9/28/2026
1:07:25
On this episode, Glenn, Cat & Amy & talk about our best in years! 😕 Inconsistent officiating 🥴 What is depth and do we have it? 🤔 Breel does more than ELL, still gotta score 🫵 Your takes and songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visit! ☎️(404) 321-0082 💕Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Identities. All genders. All Relationships. All people. Offers for listeners: https://www.modernpath.net/fivetakes To learn more and support the Modern Path access fund visit: https://www.modernpath.net/modern-path-access-fund Thank you Maximum One Executive Realtors https://www.peisonproperties.com/ 🤔Thinking of buying or selling? 🏡Just curious about the value of your home and the options you have? ☎️📧Call/email Glenn at 843-754-239 [email protected] Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord 👇 https://discord.gg/uAyCbgPbj Follow us on social media 📺YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@atlutdfantv (The video pods live on the FanTV Channel) X: @five_takes BlueSky: @5takesonfivestripes.bsky.social 📷Instagram: fivetakesonthefivestripes 📱TikTok: FiveTakes5 🤳Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100057121043299 🕸️on the web at www.fivetakesonthefivestripes.com 📧 email us at [email protected]
The one where the team looked complete and we kept a clean sheet
9/21/2026
51:07
On this episode, Glenn, Cat & Amy & talk about our best in years! 😕 Breel seems different, but ya still gotta score ⚾️ Braves win the Division! 🤔 Is this finally Tata ball? 🧠 A better kind of win 🫵 Your takes and songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visit! ☎️(404) 321-0082 💕Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Identities. All genders. All Relationships. All people. Offers for listeners: https://www.modernpath.net/fivetakes To learn more and support the Modern Path access fund visit: https://www.modernpath.net/modern-path-access-fund Thank you Maximum One Executive Realtors https://www.peisonproperties.com/ 🤔Thinking of buying or selling? 🏡Just curious about the value of your home and the options you have? ☎️📧Call/email Glenn at 843-754-239 [email protected] Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord 👇 https://discord.gg/uAyCbgPbj Follow us on social media 📺YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@atlutdfantv (The video pods live on the FanTV Channel) X: @five_takes BlueSky: @5takesonfivestripes.bsky.social 📷Instagram: fivetakesonthefivestripes 📱TikTok: FiveTakes5 🤳Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100057121043299 🕸️on the web at www.fivetakesonthefivestripes.com 📧 email us at [email protected]
The one where we drew with DC but that's something we always see
9/14/2026
1:10:58
On this episode, Glenn, Cat & Jennifer & talk about a shock 5th draw with DC United 🙄 😕 Breel seems different, but ya still gotta score 🤷‍♂️ Is it internal or external pressure with Miggy? 🎼 Pure Moods 🕹️ Ocarina of Time 🫵 Your takes and songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visit! ☎️(404) 321-0082 💕Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Identities. All genders. All Relationships. All people. Offers for listeners: https://www.modernpath.net/fivetakes To learn more and support the Modern Path access fund visit: https://www.modernpath.net/modern-path-access-fund Thank you Maximum One Executive Realtors https://www.peisonproperties.com/ 🤔Thinking of buying or selling? 🏡Just curious about the value of your home and the options you have? ☎️📧Call/email Glenn at 843-754-239 [email protected] Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord 👇 https://discord.gg/n5wkPf5jU Follow us on social media 📺YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@atlutdfantv (The video pods live on the FanTV Channel) X: @five_takes BlueSky: @5takesonfivestripes.bsky.social 📷Instagram: fivetakesonthefivestripes 📱TikTok: FiveTakes5 🤳Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100057121043299 🕸️on the web at www.fivetakesonthefivestripes.com 📧 email us at [email protected]

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Five Takes On The Five Stripes

Glenn Peison

266 Episodes

The one where we win and now the rebuild can begin....again?

The one where our season is done

The one where some moments were good, we're still gonna hold the spoon made of wood

The one where Messi scored a brace and this club is a disgrace

The one where we might have some hope if we just keep playing a bunch of dopes

The one where we still can't gel and we're all just waiting for the NWSL

The one where the new crest is pretty and we turned out the city

The one where we got another draw but at least it's the start of Fall

The one where the team looked complete and we kept a clean sheet

The one where we drew with DC but that's something we always see