Fake Headlines Podcast

Fake Headlines Podcast 114 : Alligators Don’t Look Good in Hats This show has it all: Lizard dentistry, missing fingers, paying it forward, Kevin cuts a wrestling promo and Tiffany sings! ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Do You Have What it Takes to be a Lizard Dentist? Five Zebras Roam Freely in Maryland Town as Residents do a Double Take Tenant Asks Landlord to Visit Old Apartment to Search For Missing Finger Starbucks Barista Says 'Pay it Forward' Chain is Actually 'Etremely Annoying' Rowdy Alligator Shuts Down Little League Game Skateboarding Pig Delights Senior Center ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Get your FREE Mrs. Meyer's set! http://grove.pxf.io/FakeHeadPod ——————————————— SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT https://www.coachingwithkt.com Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA https://www.drinkmarkola.com Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS https://www.kittyboxpress.com and https://www.kittyboxpress.com/presale/ian Kitty Box Press is your go to print shop for anything you need printed. Eco friendly hand pulled prints made with lots of love. ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! And now featuring, Kitty Box Shirts! Rad tees you know you need in your life. PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram! www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook! www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- EMAIL US! [email protected] VISIT OUR WEBSITE! https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com

Fake Headlines Podcast 113 New episode! We recap our visit to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and then dive into a gaggle of absurd news including rescue cats, fussy geese, NAVY weapons, pizza cones and more! ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Fussy Goose Steals Breakfast Soup The Navy Invented a Device to Prevent People From Talking Magician Turned Burglar Taunts Police A Cat Led A Rescue Team To An 83-Year-Old Woman Who Had Fallen Down A Ravine Cloud Watching Photo Allegedly Captures a Mysterious Face Pizza Cones Push Out Fried Dough for the #1 Spot of Fair Food Favs ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Get your FREE Mrs. Meyer's set! http://grove.pxf.io/FakeHeadPod ——————————————— THIRD LOVE  Life is too short for bad bras! Get yourself a Third Love.  It'll change your life.  http://thirdlove.3anx.net/fakeheadpod SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT https://www.coachingwithkt.com Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA https://www.drinkmarkola.com Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS https://www.kittyboxpress.com and https://www.kittyboxpress.com/presale/ian Kitty Box Press is your go to print shop for anything you need printed. Eco friendly hand pulled prints made with lots of love. ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! And now featuring, Kitty Box Shirts! Rad tees you know you need in your life. PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram! www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook! www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- EMAIL US! [email protected] VISIT OUR WEBSITE! https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com

Fake Headlines Podcast 112: Pony Wave New episode! We got Back holes, sniffs, double troubles, and psychological tricks in this weeks news of the absurd!  ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Solo Sniff’s Are Encouraged When You Visit This Punch Inducing Flower Light Detected Behind a Black Hole for the First Time Scheming Twins Cause Havoc in Little Rural Town Man shares psychological trick that will help stop you from overthinking Financial Independence Retire Early Movement Inspires Millennial Retirement Home in Austin Dancer Hired To Jump Out of Cake Delivered to Wrong House  ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Get your FREE Mrs. Meyer's set! http://grove.pxf.io/FakeHeadPod ——————————————— SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT https://www.coachingwithkt.com Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA https://www.drinkmarkola.com Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS https://www.kittyboxpress.com and https://www.kittyboxpress.com/presale/ian ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! And now featuring, Kitty Box Shirts! Rad tees you know you need in your life. PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram! www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook! www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- EMAIL US! [email protected] VISIT OUR WEBSITE! https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com

Tiffany and Kevin Dillon try to fool each other with three far fetched, totally non-political news headlines! This week we got ancient grains, nude criminals, digital tombstones, Olympic wifi disasters, and what's the deal with Pop-Tarts?  They don't pop and they're not tart!  Who are these for? Someone who wish pie had less filling and wasn't as tall? Anyway, lots of goofiness in real time as we reveal and discuss this week's headlines: ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Last Meal of 2,400-Year-Old Mummified Corpse Revealed in New Study London Man Caught Hanging Out Window Wearing Only a Knit Cap Neighbors Take Action Against “Birdman” After the Great Guano Drop Cemetery Bans Digital Tombstones After Complaints Tokyo Video Store Sees Record Visitors as Olympic Wifi Fails For Two Days Jerry Seinfeld to Direct and Star in a Movie About Pop-Tarts  ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Receive a Mrs. Meyer’s Winter Bundle for FREE with your 1st purchase of $30+ http://grove.pxf.io/FakeHeadPod ——————————————— SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT https://www.coachingwithkt.com Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA https://www.drinkmarkola.com Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS https://www.kittyboxpress.com and https://www.kittyboxpress.com/presale/ian ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! And now featuring, Kitty Box Shirts! Rad tees you know you need in your life. PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram! www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook! www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- EMAIL US! [email protected] VISIT OUR WEBSITE! https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com

Fake Headlines Podcast 110: Telekinetic Perversion Tiffany and Kevin Dillon try to fool each other with three far fetched, totally non-political news headlines. In addition to some weird news we discovered online this week, we also have an exclusive sports report on our trips to see The Toronto Blue Jays and New York Yankees! Also, a deep conversation about animals.  ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Some Fireflies Can Flash in Unison, and Scientists are Trying to Figure Out How Facial Prosthetic Dating Back to 14th Century Discovered in Turkey Till Moo Do Us Cluck: This South Dakota Sanctuary Specializes in Furry Matrimony Exclusive Hollywood Eatery is a Mobile Tiny House That Seats Two Stonehenge: Did ancient 'machine' move stones from Wales? Nudism Springing Up In Post-COVID World ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Receive a Mrs. Meyer’s Winter Bundle for FREE with your 1st purchase of $30+ http://grove.pxf.io/FakeHeadPod ——————————————— SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT https://www.coachingwithkt.com Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA https://www.drinkmarkola.com Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS https://www.kittyboxpress.com and https://www.kittyboxpress.com/presale/ian ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! And now featuring, Kitty Box Shirts! Rad tees you know you need in your life. PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram! www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook! www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- EMAIL US! [email protected] VISIT OUR WEBSITE! https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com

Fake Headlines Podcast Ep 109 : I am at a Deficit of Dignity We're back again, like the McRib only with a slightly more erratic schedule and with 100% more USDA Grade A comedy.  This week we chat about what’s up with that little hiatus of ours along with frightening flamingos, a real clanger of a home, birds looking for a bigger thrill and more! ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Welcome To Froggyland, The Croatian Taxidermy Museum That May Soon Come To The U.S. Buzz Around Tokyo’s Latest Interactive Tech Wonder: Beeland Flamingos in Southern French Town Keep Locals Hostage in Pink Nightmare House-hunter Stumbles Across Ordinary Looking Home with a Prison in the Basement Scarecrows Get Scarier As Bird Brains Appear To Need Bigger Fright Kindergarten Graduation Ceremony Draws  Attention For Valedictorian Speech ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Receive a Mrs. Meyer’s Winter Bundle for FREE with your 1st purchase of $30+ http://grove.pxf.io/FakeHeadPod ——————————————— SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT https://www.coachingwithkt.com Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA https://www.drinkmarkola.com Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS https://www.kittyboxpress.com and https://www.kittyboxpress.com/presale/ian ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! And now featuring, Kitty Box Shirts! Rad tees you know you need in your life. PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram! www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook! www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- EMAIL US! [email protected] VISIT OUR WEBSITE! https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com

Fake Headlines Podcast Ep 108 : Street Laxatives  We’re back from Spring Break! We had a heck of a time at MTV’s Beach House and are back with fresh topics including Canadian parachutes, vaccine escape rooms, calling in sick for more than a decade, Retirement home goof ups and more!  ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Italian Man Accused of Skipping Work for 15 Years Straight Canadian Parachuter Reunited With Shoe After Losing it 28 Years Ago Sorry, No Refunds: $8000 Car Sold on Facebook Marketplace Turned Out to be a Matchbox Pandemic Themed Escape Room in Austria Rewards Customers With Covid Vaccine  New East Village Eatery Cooks Everything in Dishwashers and Clothes Dryers  A Teenager Says She Accidentally Moved Into An Apartment Complex For Senior Citizens And Is Documenting Her New Life On Tiktok ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Receive a Mrs. Meyer’s Winter Bundle for FREE with your 1st purchase of $30+ https://grove.pxf.io/c/2515534/909751/8442 ——————————————— SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT https://www.coachingwithkt.com Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA https://www.drinkmarkola.com Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS https://www.kittyboxpress.com and https://www.kittyboxpress.com/presale/ian ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! And now featuring, Kitty Box Shirts! Rad tees you know you need in your life. PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram!  www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook!  www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- EMAIL US! [email protected] VISIT OUR WEBSITE! https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com

Fake Headlines Podcast #107: Sorry we’re late, my face is broken ——————————————— First of all, we’re fine! We took a mini-break due to various issues we’ve been dealing with, but we’re back celebrating 3 years on the air! Wow! This show has it all- stories about bread in trees, Big Bird robbing banks, psychic mammals, a fightin’ mollusk and more! Special thank you to all our OG listeners and the new ones along the way! We appreciate you and love knowing you’re laughing right along with us. Cheers! ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Can This Dolphin Really Pick Winning Lotto Numbers? Roomba’s Pool Cleaning Robot is Also a Lifeguard Mystery Animal In Tree Turns Out To Be Croissant Police Need Your Help to Find Big Bird Bank Robber Angriest Octopus' Lashes Out at Man on Australia Beach in Viral Clash Field of Windmills: Spinning Out Tall Stories ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Receive a Mrs. Meyer’s Winter Bundle for FREE with your 1st purchase of $30+ https://grove.pxf.io/c/2515534/909751/8442 AUDIBLE TRIAL! ——————————————— This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to www.audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod ——————————————— SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT https://www.coachingwithkt.com Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA https://www.drinkmarkola.com ————————————————- Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS https://www.kittyboxpress.com and https://www.kittyboxpress.com/presale/ian ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! And now featuring, Kitty Box Shirts! Rad tees you know you need in your life. PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram!  www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook!  www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- EMAIL US! [email protected] VISIT OUR WEBSITE! https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com

Fake Headlines Podcast 106 After a chill week off from work, The Dillons are back with some funny weird news from around the internet! This week there is Wolf, wide pants, a Cadbury Frog, a quick camp, a psychic chicken & new ways to be a creep on LinkedIn! Gather round Fake Friends, lets laugh awhile, huh? ——————————————— WHAT IS FAKE HEADLINES? ——————————————— Three weird news stories but only one of them is real! Guess along as we try to fake each other out! A weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband and wife comedy duo riffing through the headlines. ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Florida Tree Frog Wins 2021 Cadbury Bunny Tryouts Dick Wolf Teams Up with Hasbro for Law and Order: SV Clue Limited Edition Board Game Hundreds Flock to this Tiny Washington Town to Meet Chicken Psychic  LinkedIn Launching Dating Website New Campsite Wants You to Come Play For The Day, But Not Stay Wide-Legged Jeans are Back to Hide a Year of Pandemic Pounds ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Receive a Mrs. Meyer’s Winter Bundle for FREE with your 1st purchase of $30+ https://grove.pxf.io/c/2515534/909751/8442 ——————————————— LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM! ——————————————— Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to www.stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! ——————————————— AUDIBLE TRIAL! ——————————————— This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to www.audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod ——————————————— SMAL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT (https://www.coachingwithkt.com) Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA (Https://www.drinkmarkola.com) ————————————————- Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS https://www.kittyboxpress.com and https://www.kittyboxpress.com/presale/ian ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! And now featuring, Kitty Box Shirts! Rad tees you know you need in your life.  PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter!(www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod) ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram!(www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook!(www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast) EMAIL US! [email protected] VISIT OUR WEBSITE! https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com

Tiffany and Kevin are celebrating one year of pandemictry along with all of you! This week they talk space hotels, ear portraits, mix tapes, smart pigs, invasive geese and some cheese with a price tag as shocking as its aroma.  So, grab your favorite box of juice, fermented or not, plug in and celebrate with our usual nonsense!  ——————————————— WHAT IS FAKE HEADLINES? ——————————————— Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy  news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Pigs Can Play Computer Games, Study Shows World’s Stinkiest Cheese Also the Priciest at $482 per pound. Sketch Artist Specializes in Ear Portraits to Solve Crimes Canadian Geese Take Over Abandoned Florida Chuck E Cheese Worlds First Mix Tape Sells At Auction for $175,000 World's First Space Hotel pPlans to Open by 2030 with Rooms and a Bar Overlooking Earth ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Receive a Mrs. Meyer’s Winter Bundle for FREE with your 1st purchase of $30+ https://grove.pxf.io/c/2515534/909751/8442 ——————————————— LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM! ——————————————— Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to www.stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Glen Thinks Stuff, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! ——————————————— AUDIBLE TRIAL! ——————————————— This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to www.audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod ——————————————— SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT https://www.coachingwithkt.com Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA https://www.drinkmarkola.com ————————————————- Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS https://www.kittyboxpress.com and https://www.kittyboxpress.com/presale/ian ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! And now featuring, Kitty Box Shirts! Rad tees you know you need in your life.  PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram! www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook! www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast EMAIL US! [email protected] VISIT OUR WEBSITE!  https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com