Dreaming of Footpaths

Sarah

RUNNER & TRIATHLETE: I’m a previously lardy girl who has swapped doner kebabs for trainers. It’s just as pricey but better for my waistline. Plus I end up with a lot less garlic sauce down my front. Based in Warwickshire, England

36 Episodes

The Runner Truffle-Shuffle
1/16/2024
0:50
… Yep. The combination of sweat and skin on my tummy had given me what I like to call ‘The Runner-Truffle-Shufffle’. Or possibly ‘The Ruffle’ for short. …
Learning Circus Skills: Do Not Wee on a Trapeze
1/16/2024
16:13
Plate spinning. Maybe a go on a unicycle. Face painting? Clown walking? I wasn’t too sure about the other things but I reckoned I could definitely do the clown walking. Maybe there would also be custard pies to throw (read: eat).
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Why I can't Wear Vibrams: This Little Piggy Went to the Sweetie Shop
5/16/2023
2:04
I ordered myself a pair of VibramFiveFingers running shoes. I’d always wanted to try them and had visions of being like Barefoot Ted – but with boobs.
27 Running Rules: No Mucus on Fellow Runners & Winking Using Your Arse
5/14/2023
11:53
Running is easy, right? Right leg, left leg ... and repeat! NO! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!! There are a set of rules – unwritten until now – that require careful adherence. Should you flout these rules, you will get leg-humped by a Rottweiler on your next run while being get chafed under the armpits by your new cotton t-shirt and having to fling your boobs over your shoulder. Read on ....
Race Pics: Undead Pensioner Filter
1/26/2023
6:03
Why tomorrow is ‘Push a Hot Runner in a Hedge’ Day
Yeovil Montacute Parkrun: There May Be Ditches Ahead
1/23/2023
2:21
Fortunately & Unfortunately …
Warwick Half Marathon: Don’t Panic!
1/20/2023
14:52
The unbreakable race laws and the 1-2-3 of horrors …!!
What I Think About When I Run … Brain Farts
1/17/2023
6:12
Am I thinking deep, solemn thoughts when I run? *parp*
Back of the Group: Trying to Speed up my Running
10/24/2022
3:02
I was puffing and panting like a steam locomotive. I could just see the back of the last runner as he disappeared around the corner. It was dark. I was in Coventry.
Don’t Follow Me: New Running Routes & Knee Deep Cowpats
10/23/2022
3:06
Learning Points & Getting VERY Lost

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Dreaming of Footpaths

Sarah

36 Episodes

The Runner Truffle-Shuffle

Learning Circus Skills: Do Not Wee on a Trapeze

Why I can't Wear Vibrams: This Little Piggy Went to the Sweetie Shop

27 Running Rules: No Mucus on Fellow Runners & Winking Using Your Arse

Race Pics: Undead Pensioner Filter

Yeovil Montacute Parkrun: There May Be Ditches Ahead

Warwick Half Marathon: Don’t Panic!

What I Think About When I Run … Brain Farts

Back of the Group: Trying to Speed up my Running

Don’t Follow Me: New Running Routes & Knee Deep Cowpats