Dillon and Dutch Metal Detecting

Listen in to our annual Christmas episode. Dillon and Dutch discusses the recent presidential election, the pandemic and the vaccine, and their top 10 favorite Christmas movies. Stay till the end to listen to their rendition of three classic Christmas songs. 

Listen this week as we describe our harrowing journey to our gold claim in Somerset, Ca. Hear about our grueling trials at the dreaded Bureau of Land Management in Sacramento, California. We mine, we hunt, we... avenge. 

Somewhere in all the hoopla, in all the chest beating, all the minutiae, our intrepid warriors Dillon and Dutch fell on hard times. We were in a rut, no place to go, no purpose in our lives per se, and also in the literal sense. It took us to depths you could never understand. While DJing for a barmitzvah, we were approached by a man who gave us a great idea, the kind of idea that only occurs once in most humans lives, but actually happens to us all the time, mostly because we are better than you in almost all ways imagineable. Listen this season as the world's most humble duo ignites a firestorm the likes our prey had never seen before. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch speak on the secrets to a lasting celestial hegemony, the proper way to quell an illiterate rebellion, and how to skin a pig and keep it alive.  It's been a while since Dillon and Dutch recorded a podcast. We blame our previous corporate shills for that, but this time it's different. This time we call the shots, and allude to mostly extreme and reckless behavior that is borderline illegal in every single soveriegn nation around the globe. This episode is probably the greatest comeback story to date, try not to get chills towards the end when Dillon invents the greatest interactive dinner party game in the history of the English speaking world. Try even harder not to fall into a puddle of your own tears when you realize its a recipe for overthrowing third world oligarchs.   God bless, and welcome back to the third most popoular English speaking metal detecting podcast in the lower 48 states of the United States of the U S of A. 

Listen this week as we celebrate the Christmas holiday by discussing our favorite Christmas traditions, the best way to heat a flat iron, and our successful career as showrunners in Syria. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discuss multiple non random things and link them all back to their successful translation of the Voynich Manuscript. This led to them cracking the last Zodiac cypher which opened a literal Pandora's box. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch carefully walk us through the proper way to fight a legion of trained marsupials, the proper format in  editing an index while writing a dissertation, and how to categorize brake pads, spoiler; it isn't alphabetically. Follow us on twitter @dillonanddutch, Friendster, or our Geocities web site. www.dillonanddutch.com 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch talk about their love of botany, the best camping advice for suburban camping, and falconry. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch tackle the most difficult issues plaguing our society. We hit these issues hard, right between the eyes, and then kick them repeatedly while they are down. Enjoy.

Listen this week as a Dillon & Dutch discuss something, and other things. We sing, we laugh,... we conquer.