Knowing is Impossible . . . And Yet They Try.

Czabe welcomes notorious degentleman "MR. X" to the podcast to discuss Sunday story lines from an otherwise forgettable Week 8. From bullshit passes that should be intentional grounding, to announcers saying some of the dumbest shit, there's always easter eggs to be found. Czabe explains how he understands the "go for 2" right away strategy, and Mr. X notices that the K-balls DO matter to kickers this year. MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The NFL should hammer the Ravens for the Lamar injury stunt this week, but they shouldn't. ANDY POLLIN joins the show to talk about another snooze filled week in the NFL. It's incredible just how many ways the refs keep fucking up calling Philly's "tush push." Czabe talks about the limits of using Grok for his radio "homework." MORE . . Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe goes off on idiots who think a "4th and 15" makes any sense. How about just go back to the old rules? MR X joins for a rousing edition of "What Are You Doin?" Payton throws shade at Dangeruss. Aaron Glenn's tactical "advantage" ain't what he thinks. Who are in the "basket of deplorables"? Investigate any coach kicking field goals in final minute, while down 28 points. MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

A Jets fan teenager goes viral. PAUL CHARCHIAN talks steaks, Viking QB mistakes, and more. Carson Wentz is dogshit. Why do NY football teams struggle? Czabe has a theory. The board game Catan is now coming to . . . Netflix? MORE . . .Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe has a message for the replay lovers out there: he HATES you. Look at what you have done! Hockensen play the latest utter joke. The Giants throw away the game vs. Denver. Rushing 3, genius idea, you coward! Who is Jude McAtamney? Brad Allen is a crybaby snitch. Scared money don't make money? Oh, then why you scared? Bright Lights want a refund. Stop overthinking 4th and 1, coaches! Christian McCaffrey is a stud. More statistical proof. Shanny Jr. was great in 2023, he's still great now. Mac Jones is laughing all the way to the bank. Dak is ballin'. Rex Ryan: well paid clown. Adam Schefter, overpaid liar. The Vikings screwed up their QB room. Steelers to wear "Faux-Back" unis for historic Rodgers vs. Packers showdown. Colts offense is cookin'! RedZone Channel getting worse, quickly. This Town, by OAR. MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe had a healthy hands-off relationship with the NFL on Sunday. Golf and family, with only a smattering of game watching. ANDY POLLIN joins to discuss the Commanders' rapidly collapsing season, the personnel missteps of Adam Peters. Plus the nuttiness that is college football and coaching buyouts. Shohei Ohtani is amazing, but Czabe says when leagues feel "rigged," it's a long-term negative for sports. See, The NBA. Also, the Vikings may have discovered the most valuable antidote since Alexander Fleming discovered penicillin. MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe welcomes Mr. X to his usual Thursday spot. They talk about how easy/hard it is to "lean into" a pitch in a crucial spot, and how bad Brice Turang's blunder was on Monday night. Also, Erin Dolan sure is a lovely lady. She also gives betting advice. Sometimes good... sometimes awful. But always, with 10/10 hotness! An all-time "Bad Beat" highlighted by VanPeltCenter. Shouldn't teams that lose, necessarily drop in the rankings? Joe Flacco and Aaron Rodgers are set for the "Icy Hot Bowl." MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The wildest play anyone's ever seen in a MLB playoff game, and a few more that broke baseball fans' brains. DirecTV is going to make custom commercials starring . . . well . . . you. Thanks, artificial intelligence! Curse of the 1.01 QB. The league's unhealthy addiction to quarterbacks. Looks like JJ McCarthy is getting a "soft benching" in Minnesota. Charch is filled with gratitude for his parents' approval. If you have two MNF games, you really have none. How noisy do you want your bathroom fan? MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe talks about the ancient Chinese proverb about good and bad fortune, and how one can never tell which way life is going to go. Also, James Franklin's players fell apart on him, not the other way around. Curt Cignetti was right: Indiana is set to become a football power. Titans have fired Brian Callahan. Who's next in the NFL? Why banning the tush push should have happened last winter. A rare defense of Aaron Glenn and the Jets. Tua backs up the blame bus. Jim Nantz has the highlight call of the week. Look at the size of his foot! The RedZone is already altering the deal. What's up with Scorigami.com? MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe brings in ANDY POLLIN to discuss the James Franklin firing and buyout, and just how college sports are lighting money on fire right now. And it shows no signs of stopping. Czabe has another episode of "Dude, Where's My Wallet!" and wonders what ever happened to "free" interstates? Plus Andy has a parking garage update, and Czabe's moving "karma" has finally settled the score. MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy