Crap Movie Club

Bet you didn't see this coming.  After almost 2 years we return and the term 'rusty' comes to mind.  Once you get past the awkward chat about Tim's vacuum cleaner, we spend over an hour reviewing Pierce Brosnan's career defining performance as a a scientist who tries to turn chimps into soldiers.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by FunkmammothDiscord - https://discord.gg/tyYpUdp93c

Out of the blue we 're back for a brief dance with death as we review Cocaine Bear (2023).   This episode features constant mentions of hard drugs -  so if you can't bear that, then viewer discretion is advised.  https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Three things should stay extinct; Dinosaurs, Movie Franchises and Podcasts.  Somehow we're back and reviewing this 2022 cash-grab.  The movie execs were so preoccupied with the fact they could, they didn't stop to ask if they should...or something.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

The podcast that refuses to die releases a much anticipated review of Uncharted.  Listen as we find anyway to reference and talk about films we actually like, such as Money Plane, National Treasure and Sonic.   https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Scream / Scream 5 / 5cream came out earlier in the year and we took a trip to the cinema to see it in 4DX.  Granted this happened in January and I'm posting this in April so we can only apologise to the die hard CMC fans who have waited for a new episode with baited breath.  All signs point to the show being as dead as Dewey Riley, but really it will linger on like the ghost of Billy Loomis.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

The CMC is in session as we review a classic meme of a movie that stars Gary Oldman in 'the role of a lifetime'.  Unfortunately nobody told Gary that the role of a lifetime will involve stuffing his lower body into a sofa and attaching two stuffed trouser legs to make him look like a dwarf.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

"When we first started the show, this is the kind of thing we had in mind, so it's been a long time coming".   Birdemic (2010) is a D.I.Y horror movie by visionary director James Nguyen.  Featuring ear-splitting sound effects, eye watering special effects and head scratching dialogue.  This is one not to be missed.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

After a long and unprofessional hiatus, we're back with a look at 2008's Jumper.   Some say this is Doug Leman's best work, but Mr & Mrs Smith would like a word with you.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Enjoy listening to our review of this cheesy superhero flick from 1996.  Superheroes have come a long way since Billy Zane's portrayal of 'The Phantom'.  For one, they no longer use questionable catchphrases like "nobody refuses The Phantom".  It's probably for the best.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

We deliver on our commitments and complete our review of Netflix's Fear Street trilogy.  Find out if the premonitions which Jordan channelled from the spirit realm come true and listen as Tim single-handily unravels the film makers attempt to make the geography of Sunnyville/Shadyside make sense.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth