Cobra Kai Never Dies

Join us in the extended Karate Kid cinematic universe aka Ralph Macchio's recession-proof retirement plan to witness a new champion, a new made up competition, and so many (too many) senseis! No bonsais were hurt in the making of this film. 

We made it. The crowd is cheering. A champ is raised high in the air. And two weary podcasters stagger across the finish line of an emotional karate journey years in the making. JOIN US!

Kreese. Silver. A yacht. DENNIS. One or all of these things explode in the penultimate episode. Get us a body bag! 

We are courtside (for the LAST TIME) at another seedy karate tournament! We are joined by "teens" of indeterminate age, Kreese, Silver, and Dream Miyagi back to emotionally wreck us. 

On another very special Cobra Kai: tired friendships make a comeback! Tory might want to quit but stalker Sam won't let her, Robby's sensei is a robot, and Hawk considers a restraining order against Demetri. Anthony watches silently just off screen. 

Sure, a man died by his own sword, but the tournament must go on! The teens muse about life after karate, Pod Daniel actually shows up to his job, and our DynaTox prince gets his dying wish. 

In this episode, we finally get some overdue match ups: Daniel v. ChatGPT Miyagi,  Kreese v. magic shank v. Silver's media team, and Kwon v. Kwon. JOIN US!

Silver is back and ready to drain the last of his offshore accounts for his dojo dreams! And we approve. It's time to get out of the hot tub and head to our four-hand massage appointment! JOIN US. 

We have CHOZEN our adventure this episode...and it's tailing a bunch of wayward teens through Barcelona while Silver is reunited with his one true love (Kreese)! Oh and Iron Braid gets some...yay?

Who let the dogs out? Daniel, of course! RIP to the guys that died at Daniel's hand this episode. Will he ever be prosecuted for his crimes?!