5 Minute Pussy Crafts - Clever Name Podcast #343

Its episode 420 on 4/20 and we have a crazy episode ready for the occasion. We find new and creative ways of consuming THC, Artty brings us another edition of wokemon and we rank celebrity N words usage. Sammy Starfish releases her first country hit "Pumpkin Takes" and we get to view the exclusive music video. Finally, we have the 4th edition of "Whats In The Box" our amazing fan David sent us a nightmare filled box. All this and so much more on the this week extra special 420 episode Clever Name Podcast

The boys for Rats in the Attic Podcast join us and we welcome them with some erotic fan fiction and AI generated love songs. A polish priest hosted gay orgies and mutilated some genitals, masturbating in other peoples homes in now legal and launchables are mostly lead. A woman does a live fire waxing of her butthole, super gonorrhea is on the loose in China and Martin writes a beautiful country song about the forbidden love between man and mans best friend. All this and so much more on this special episode of Clever Name Podcast Get the full uncensored show here: https://clevernamepodcast.com Go check out the Rats in the Attic boy here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/18uabJPrSDT1pnyjIljl2u IG: https://www.instagram.com/ratsintheattic_pod/?hl=en

We are all very sad about the death of O.J. Simpson, some of our solar eclipse predictions came true and Artty finishes the chevy spark drawing. We play guess whats in my butt again, we look at the new ways to get your nicotine fix and Artty has a new page on clevernamepodcast.com dedicated to his art. You can now order drawings of ANYTHING from Artty on the "artism" page of clevernamepodcast.com. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.

Blake, Artty, Ryan and Martin are all back and Artty has finally finished the halo drawings for Martins birthday (in February). Ryan sticks his dick in a vacuum and catches his shit, we give our predictions for the solar eclipse and autism is a death sentence in Canada. Ryan bonds with a kid over growing up in an autism cage and we find some people who are out there Martin Maxing. Osama Vinladen i the worlds greatest soccer player and a naked Ryan fights his demons with a chevy spark. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.

Mark Sargent join the show to have our 4th flat earth discussion. We make our predictions for what will happen during the upcoming apocalyptic eclipse, why we cant travel to antarctica and the moon landing. We find out Mark is just Neil Armstrong in disguise and the ongoing feud on the flat earther communities. We pick team Flearth or Glearth on this week Clever name Podcast.  Go check out Mark at https://www.youtube.com/@markksargent Every Saturday at 4:20pm EST (roughly) we are live doing a full hour of EXTRA show, all uncensored and only on https://www.clevernamepodcast.com. Audio will STILL BE STREAMED TO TWITCH LIVE and video will be uploaded to Youtube and all podcast platforms every Monday. If you want to catch it live, uncensored and 2 days early all you have to do is go to https://clevernamepodcast.com.

This week we have very sad news to report about some of our favorite websites, men's tampons are now available around Canadian workplaces and Ryan is going to try them out. We get some video of baby Martin, Martin Maxing. We do round 2 of the "can you tell if its a lady or a lady boy" game. We have an Arttyvention where we talk about Arttys drinking and a man boofs a basketball. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. 

Tony Hawk 27 trailer release, Martin gets an award for guessing lady boys and we all wood. We play another edition of Guess Who The What Said Who, we laugh at fart sounds for a good 20 mins and we find people Martin Maxing in the wild. The Sandwich game makes a return and we watch a live performance of What up by 4 Non Blonde. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. 

Blake Ryan Martin and Artty are joined by Blakes girlfriend Julia with the third instalment of What's in the Box. We rise for the retarded singing of the national anthem and we guess how many times a reusable bad needs to be used before its considered eco friendly. People light them self on fire for things other than Palestine and we watch a weird art performance by a chicken man and a midget. A man at burger king had it his way and we find out the best power tools to use for masturbation. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.  THIS IS JUST THE PUBLIC VERSION OF THE SHOW AND MUST BE HIGHLY EDITED. THE ONLY PLACE TO GET THE FULL UNEDITED SHOW IS ON https://clevernamepodcast.com WITH OVER AN HOUR OF EXTRA SHOW EACH WEEK. 

The FTC has made us all declare our race and gender and we watch a Russian kid jump out a fifth floor window like Eric Clapton's kid. We do our new segment "fire" and our long time favorite Clever Name Podcast classic bit "bestiality". We create the duck version of American history x, a man poops on a sleeping man on the street and a moose gets punked by two dogs. A woman finds out she banged her brother and we prepare for the Artty to attend the Shrek Rave. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast THIS IS JUST THE PUBLIC VERSION OF THE SHOW AND MUST BE HIGHLY EDITED. THE ONLY PLACE TO GET THE FULL UNEDITED SHOW IS ON https://clevernamepodcast.com WITH OVER AN HOUR OF EXTRA SHOW EACH WEEK.