Cruising Smarter, Not Harder: Tips and Tricks for Your Next Carnival Cruise

With Jenn MIA (because somebody forgot where her priorities lie), Tom and Trevor go rogue in this unfiltered, one-take wonder. From Carnival scrapping physical shore excursion tickets to the debut of limited-edition Jack Daniels bottles onboard, they dive into the latest cruise news with sarcasm, heart, and a healthy dose of tech nostalgia. Throw in some SpeakPipe shoutouts (toilet flush talk included), a conspiracy theory about Guy Fieri’s tequila, and a Zune player that may or may not contain a gorilla fight—yeah, this one's got layers. Buckle up. No edits. No rules. No Jenn.

In this wild ride of an episode, the Podcastaways crew dives into powdered alcohol smuggling attempts, haunted Long Beach ports, overpriced cruise add-ons, and whether Dog the Bounty Hunter is lurking in Hawaii. Jen leads the charge, Trevor tries to get scattered at sea (unceremoniously), and Kennedy’s Roomba collection grows dangerously sentient. Also: do you really need travel insurance? Tune in for laughs, cruise tips, and possibly a goodwill intervention.

Today, The Golden Crew sets sail into the art (and chaos) of cruise packing! Trevor, Jenn, and Tom break down must-have items for first-time cruisers, from formalwear hacks to laundry service secrets. We swap hilarious travel mishaps, reveal unexpected cruise essentials (yes, even poopouri makes the list), and share why overpacking is the silent villain of every seven-day trip. Plus, we tackle an audience question: What’s the best U.S. port to cruise from if you're traveling internationally? Get ready for a perfect blend of laughter, life-saving tips, and a few unexpected detours into wrestling, haunted offices, and beach bag blunders. 🌴🚢🎒

It’s just Trevor, Tom, and Jenn on deck this week—and things get real weird, real fast. We kick things off by confessing the one thing we’ve each tried on a cruise and absolutely hated (hint: snails and slow check-ins don’t mix). From there, we stumble into the great passport photo debate—should you smile, or should you look like your soul left on embarkation day? We also talk about Carnival’s new hardline stance on booze smugglers (spoiler alert: you could get banned), and share our own strategies for sipping smart while staying within the rules.And then—finally—a podcast mystery gets solved thanks to a Speakpipe voicemail that had us crying with laughter. Toilet talk? Maybe. Worth it? Definitely.All this, plus Jenn’s now-official nickname for Christine Duffy... "The Dove."

It's a Platinum Boys Special! Trevor and Mr. Kennedy are at the helm today, discussing Carnival Cruise Line's newest announcements and upcoming changes. They're diving into the updates on Carnival's loyalty program, including exciting discussions on new ship names, upcoming Excel-class vessels, and the mysterious "Project Ace." Listen as they debate potential ship names, speculate on loyalty program tiers, and hilariously navigate the news with plenty of laughs and cruise-loving banter. Don’t miss the chance to hear Trevor's thoughts on becoming a permanent blue card holder and his playful jabs at Mr. Kennedy!Have thoughts on Carnival's upcoming loyalty changes or new ships? Let your voice be heard at Speakpipe.com/CarnivalCruisingPodcastaways by leaving us a voicemail!

This week on Carnival Cruising Podcastaways, Tom, Jenn, and Trevor are serving up another helping of cruise chaos—with a side of mayo, a handful of shrimp, and one very overpriced cocktail.Join the crew as they dig into:Carnival’s internet pricing and why it’s not just “because the ship already has it”New arcade deals that might have led to a claw machine victoryA speakerpipe shoutout from our new Aussie field reporter, Tim (we see you, Tim!)Texans demanding Duke’s mayo at sea—and the controversial fry dipping culture warMilkshakes, miracles, and why Megan deserves a free cruiseCarnival’s paid internship program for high schoolers and future fun ship workersAlso: The team starts planning CCP Group Cruise 8 to Australia, discusses fried gizzards vs. avocado toast, and wonders… is a stale testicle really the worst that can happen on a cruise?🎧 It’s another unpredictable ride on the high seas of fun with the Golden Crew!💬 Leave us a voicemail: Speakpipe.com/CarnivalCruisingPodcastaways

This week, the dynamic trio—Jenn, Trevor, and Tom—are back with another jam-packed episode of cruise chaos! Trevor’s finally back (or is he just a ghost?), and the crew dives into the serious issues… like who really deserves the diamond lunch, why a tomahawk steak is NOT for two, and how Jenn may or may not have unlocked the buttons that control reality.Tom confesses to buying Dogecoin, Trevor gets banned from exclusive steak dinners by his own wife, and Jenn opens a can of cruise conspiracy over the loyalty perks. Oh, and Australia? We’re coming for ya—with possibly the only $5 podcast budget left on Earth.🎤 Also discussed:Is Carnival stock worth grabbing?Making your cruise memorable when traveling with someone specialNew steakhouse menu updates (and their controversial portion sizes)P&O Cruises fading into the ocean mistAnd why “I finished the tomahawk steak” should come with a T-shirt (and maybe a medevac)🎧 Come for the steak debate, stay for the karaoke-quality Celine Dion moment, and remember...💬 Leave us a voicemail! Speakpipe.com/CarnivalCruisingPodcastaways

It’s another Tom & Jenn Takeover! With Trevor off being a ghost (literally), and Gary MIA (probably plotting how to make tomahawk steaks for one), Thomas and Jenn hold down the fort in classic Golden Crew style. They talk Carnival stock, debate whether a tomahawk steak is really meant for two, and brainstorm ways to make a cruise truly special for someone facing a life-threatening illness. Oh—and there might be some good-natured trash talk about the missing hosts. (We’re looking at you, Trevor.)🎧 Listen in and join the fun... or we’ll make you watch Guy Fieri's cruise show on repeat.📬 Leave us a voicemail: Speakpipe.com/CarnivalCruisingPodcastaways🛍️ Merch that actually fits: ccp.CruisingSwag.com

The Golden Crew is back with plenty of cruise chaos! A disgruntled guest contacts John Heald after his Mr. Coffee maker gets confiscated, igniting debate about what's allowed onboard. The crew discusses whether short Carnival cruises deserve their wild reputation, veteran cruisers reveal what they no longer do after years at sea, and they answer a listener's plea for Puerto Rico port tips. Plus, they debate the benefits of platinum status, share embarrassing cruise art stories, and discuss why your home port selection matters more than you think! Join Gary, Jennifer, Thomas, and Trevor for all the laughs and cruise insights in this caffeine-fueled episode.

Join the Golden Crew as they dish on Carnival's anticipated Celebration Key opening just 5 months away! Trevor, Tom, and Jenn share details about finding cruises that visit the new private island, discuss recent incidents aboard the Carnival Glory (including a balcony fire!), and debate the proper consistency of Carnival's famous chocolate melting cake. Plus, hear about Jenn's upcoming Princess cruises to Hawaii, Trevor's passionate stance on ice cream, and why you should never leave towels unattended on your balcony! The crew also teases a potential Amazon storefront - head to the Facebook group to vote and join the conversation!