Better Bible

And we have arrived. This is the last book of bible. The very last one and its a doozy. You know all the bizarre stuff and the terrifying imagery? All the quotes from cult leaders and conspiracy idiots? All from this one. So let’s take our time and go through it. Enjoy, thank you and goodbye.

And we have made it to the penultimate book of bible. So enjoy Jude, this angry little note from one of Jesus’ siblings

the third of three letters from john

the second of three letters from john

the first of three letters from john

And the final petter from Peter. this one has my favourite line in all of bible

You can tell we are in the final section of Bible by how short these letters are. So lets get through them together. we can do it.

You know how that Jesus fella had some siblings right? Well if you didn’t know he did and now you know. This is a letter from one of those! Enjoy. Also - apologies to the rich and the American evangelical christians. Is not my words! its gods.

And here we go with the Book of Hebrews. Another letter this one, and this is 100 percent defo written by a woman. I reckon.

OK dead short this one - like, offensively short, which goes nicely with the offensive chat about slavery that it has. yeah …