Let me do your makeup

On the eve of his death, an unnamed narrator opens the story by proclaiming that he is sane, despite the wild narrative he is about to convey. This narrative begins years before, when the narrator’s honorable character is well known and celebrated. He confesses a great love for cats and dogs, both of which, he says, respect the fidelity of friendship, unlike fellow men. The narrator marries at a young age and introduces his wife to the domestic joys of owning pets. Among birds, goldfish, a dog, rabbits, and a monkey, the narrator singles out a large and beautiful black cat, named Pluto, as his favorite.

We are supposed to go to a party for my work. I come in to find you not ready and standing in front of the mirror. I'm here to tell you, you are perfect just the way you are

I always see you at these holiday parties, but today there is something different about you.. Find the continuation on my patreon

We are supposed to go to a party for my work. I come in to find you not ready and standing in front of the mirror. I'm here to tell you, you are perfect just the way you are

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This is part one, you can find the whole audio on my Patreon

Jayebear reluctantly agrees to do a teaparty if you will play cards after

It's ok to not be OK. Lets just talk this whole thing out

Jayebear is your stuffed bear and she somehow makes it so you can understand that she can talk and speak to you

>All the chapters of the OG winnie the pooh