A Kettle and Some String

Rogue angel! Village siege! Quantum extraction! Dave and Jeff land in Medderton, 1967 where there is one gravestone too many. What will they make of gorgeous vistas, endearing Jericho and a whopping cliffhanger?

President! Invading Gallifrey! TARDIS Chase! Dave and Andrew land on The Doctor’s home world, and he’s acting very strangely. What will they make of various plastic accessories, an insomniac Sontaran and Leela falling in love?  

Flatmate! Football! Upstairs neighbour! Dave and Cam land in Colchester where there’s rot on the ceiling. What will they make of Meglos not being in this, The Doctor doing the ‘Glasgow kiss’ and James Corden guesting? 

Fused spaceships! Drug trafficking! CET Machine! Dave and Matt land on the luxury cruise liner Empress after an accident. What will they make of the slowest lift ever, a great plot twist and Tryst’s outrageous accent?

Agatha Christie! Vespiform! Whodunnit! Dave and Mark land at a country house in 1926 where there’s going to be murders. What will they make of a shifty Butler, Donna enjoying her grapes and a buzzing guest?

Earth Death! The last human! Chips! Dave and Paul travel 5 billion years into the future. What will they make of a Doctor affected by PTSD, the layout of the Steward’s keyboard and the future of the show?

Daleks! Expedition! Neutron bomb! Dave and Jason land in a petrified forest on Skaro. What will they make of Thals having missing episodes, Daleks converting to green energy and the design of a classic?

Homo Reptilia! Peace Negotiation! Erasure! Dave and Daniel land in Cymtaff, 2020, where blue grass has attracted a drilling project. What will they make of Amy dressed for Rio, the wrong cliff hanger and a sense that we’ve seen this all before?

Count Grendel! Android doubles! Sword fight! Dave and Luke land on the planet Tara, where there’s due to be a coronation. What will they make of Lamia’s carving knife, the next Philip Madoc and a possible sequel?

Hand of Omega! Counter Measures! Special Weapons Dalek! Dave and Mark go back to Shoreditch 1963, where it all began. What will they make of a more mysterious Doctor, a handsome cast and a girl that can move around undetected?