Unsound Advice

For a while, we've been wanting to share this wonderful conversation with the Sklar Brothers about the singular Richard Simmons and how he was able to positively impact so many people. We'll be back with a new full episode soon! Until then, enjoy this slice of sunshine!LINKS!Everything Jason & Randy Sklar: http://www.supersklars.com/Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/FOLLOW "UNSOUND ADVICE"Subscribe to the Podcast: https://unsoundadvicepod.com/Twitter: https://twitter.com/unsoundadviceLB/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsoundadvice/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsoundadviceNEED UNSOUND ADVICE? [email protected] " UNSOUND ADVICE"Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

Francisco Ramos ("This Fool") joins Lara to explain how sleeping over at your partner's place is not like marriage, why tall guys aren't all that, the best way to learn a new language, and how English is the most woke language. They help listeners with online dates that use misleading photos and how to avoid getting screwed over by your boss.CHAPTERS:00:00 - Coming Up 00:58 - Francisco Ramos!08:36 - Marriage v Spending the Night17:30 - Call 1: Bald Catfish36:04 - Call 2: My Boss Sabotaged Me!49:15 - Thanks & PlugsLINKS!Francisco Ramos: https://franciscoeramos.com/Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/FOLLOW "UNSOUND ADVICE"Subscribe to the Podcast: https://unsoundadvicepod.com/Twitter: https://twitter.com/unsoundadviceLB/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsoundadvice/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsoundadviceNEED UNSOUND ADVICE? [email protected] " UNSOUND ADVICE"Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

Something weird is in the air... a fly sneaks into the studio behind Dan Donohoe and we try to kill one of them. He and Lara offer the best excuses for missing out on work, how to know when you're following someone else’s dream, explain how the worst things in life can be the best thing for a comedian, and why ferrets are illegal in some states. We also learn a younger Dan failed to save his parents' marriage and Lara survived a panic attack on a plane. Dan says men can’t handle heightened emotions and Lara believes men mess with women’s emotions. Dan regrets the name of his podcast, "Danswers," and he dedicates this episode to the "filthy babies" out there. CHAPTERS:00:00 - Coming Up 01:52 - Dan Donohoe!03:27 - The Fly06:00 - Men Suck at Emotions23:33 - Call 1: Save My Parents Marriage!32:05 - Call 2: Aspiring Comic Needs Excuses To Get Out of Work 45:22 - Call 3: Want A Unique Pet49:40 - Thanks & PlugsLINKS!Dan Donohoe: https://www.instagram.com › notbaddanDanswers Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com › podcast › danswers-with-...Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/FOLLOW "UNSOUND ADVICE"Subscribe to the Podcast: https://unsoundadvicepod.com/Twitter: https://twitter.com/unsoundadviceLB/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsoundadvice/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsoundadviceNEED UNSOUND ADVICE? [email protected] " UNSOUND ADVICE"Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

Shapel Lacey is 9 years sober and is finally ready to own up to peeing in his friend's closet. He also shows how to manage anger, forgive an abusive parent, why you shouldn't hang out with crusties, how alcohol -- playing Edward 40 Hands, especially -- can get in the way of fixing your other problems, and why we're all children. We're just happy this was the first podcast where he smiled the entire time... and Jeff, Shapel is sorry about the closet and hopes you forgive him.CHAPTERS:00:00 - Coming Up 01:28 - Shapel Lacey!13:00 - Crusties + Southern Comfort16:57 - Edward 40 Hands23:43 - Losing Friends Over a Botched Dinner Order27:00 - The Angry Cheerleader30:00 - Call 1: Sketchy Neighbor49:25 - Thanks & PlugsLINKS!Shapel Lacey: http://www.shapellacey.com/Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/FOLLOW "UNSOUND ADVICE"Subscribe to the Podcast: https://unsoundadvicepod.com/Twitter: https://twitter.com/unsoundadviceLB/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsoundadvice/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsoundadviceNEED UNSOUND ADVICE? [email protected] " UNSOUND ADVICE"Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

Craig Conant has fought the devil in the multiverse and he's back to bring Lara with him, but she's not so sure if it's safe for her. Craig also shares how ayahuasca is better than pharmaceuticals at beating some of your nastiest demons, plus he brings some choice words for Hollywood CEOs and he and Lara motivate a listener on giving the Maid of Honor speech at her sister's wedding.CHAPTERS:00:00 - Coming Up 01:20 - Craig Conant!02:25 - More of Steph Tolev's Sexy Texts05:08 - Don't Bring a First Date to Your Job09:01 - Fighting Weed & Beating Porn10:18 - Intro to Ayahuasca14:49 - Question 1: Surviving The Hollywood Strikes16:55 - Riding Ayahuasca Into The Multiverse34:24 - Question 2: Fear of Public Speaking40:04 - Thanks & PlugsLINKS!Craig Conant: https://craigconant.com/Community Service:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/community-service-with-craig-conant/id1441475405Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/FOLLOW "UNSOUND ADVICE"Subscribe to the Podcast: https://unsoundadvicepod.com/Twitter: https://twitter.com/unsoundadviceLB/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsoundadvice/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsoundadviceNEED UNSOUND ADVICE? [email protected] " UNSOUND ADVICE"Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

Lara is joined by her former "Slobs" co-host, Steph Tolev who explains what happens when you don't reply to a sexy pic, why she won't accept someone who is making amends, and why you should never put your relationship "on the grid." They both help a listener handle a friend who gets "white girl wasted," another being accused of being a racist, and one who wants to avoid getting sick on gross airplanes.CHAPTERS:00:00 Coming Up 01:12 - Steph Tolev!05:20 - The Best Parenting Advice17:00 - Question 1: White Girl Drunk28:23 - Question 2: Racist Co-Worker?36:53 - Question 3: Airplanes Are Gross!45:16 - Thanks & PlugsLINKS!Steph Tolev: https://stephtolev.komi.io/Steph Infection Podcast: https://stephtolev.komi.io/#ad97eefa-a101-43e3-a4e4-da9bb472fd47Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/FOLLOW "UNSOUND ADVICE"Subscribe to the Podcast: https://unsoundadvicepod.com/Twitter: https://twitter.com/unsoundadviceLB/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsoundadvice/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsoundadviceNEED UNSOUND ADVICE? [email protected] " UNSOUND ADVICE"Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

Sarah Tiana joins Lara to discuss the BS behind "when you know you'll know," why you shouldn't text small talk with your partner, how to know a man is cheating when he calls you by a nickname, and how you could get syphillis from a guinea pig. They also help listeners tell their partners when to go to the doctor, why a love for the NFL shouldn't ruin their relationships, and when to know their friends suck. Phew.CHAPTERS:00:00 Coming Up 01:03 - Sarah Tiana!03:11 - Will You Know When It's The Right Person?13:05 -How To Tell When A Man Is Cheating 13:41 - Question 1: Smelly Girl22:42 - Question 2: NFL or Girlfriend?30:01 - Question 3: Girls Trip F-Over43:17 - Thanks & PlugsLINKS!Sarah Tiana: https://sarahtiana.com/Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/FOLLOW "UNSOUND ADVICE"Subscribe to the Podcast: https://unsoundadvicepod.com/Twitter: https://twitter.com/unsoundadviceLB/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsoundadvice/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsoundadviceNEED UNSOUND ADVICE? [email protected] " UNSOUND ADVICE"Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

Jeremiah Watkins offers a fresh perspective on parenting, adopting a crow, when you should move to Los Angeles, and personal hygiene. He also remembers the moment Joe Rogan discovered Lara.CHAPTERS:00:00 Coming Up 01:36 - Jeremiah Watkins!05:20 - The Best Parenting Advice15:15 - Question 1: Adopting a Crow24:54 - Question 2: Aspiring Comedian37:40 - Joe Rogan43:45 - Question 3: Boyfriend's Into Hairy Legs46:42 - Thanks & PlugsLINKS!Jeremiah Watkins: https://www.jeremiahwatkins.com/Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/FOLLOW "UNSOUND ADVICE"Subscribe to the Podcast: https://unsoundadvicepod.com/Twitter: https://twitter.com/unsoundadviceLB/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsoundadvice/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsoundadviceNEED UNSOUND ADVICE? [email protected] " UNSOUND ADVICE"Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

Lara tells Irene Tu how a Taylor Swift concert put her friend in the hospital. The two of them offer you guidance on how to handle intoxicated family members, swingers and how to leave your small town parents behind. They also reveal that not everything you hear in a comedy club is true and Irene shares that she wants to get jacked. Also, Lara's Aunt Patsy calls in to ask how she can let more people know about the pod -- always give 5-stars, people.CHAPTERS:00:00 Coming Up 01:36 - Irene Tu!11:03 - Call 1: Intoxicated Cousin23:16 - Call 2: To Swing or Not To Swing?38:27 - Call 3: Aunt Patsy Rates The Pod41:43 - How to get Jacked50:22 - Thanks & PlugsLINKS!Irene Tu: https://www.irenetu.com/Aunt Patsy: https://auntpatsymusic.com/Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/FOLLOW "UNSOUND ADVICE"Subscribe to the Podcast: https://unsoundadvicepod.com/Twitter: https://twitter.com/unsoundadviceLB/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsoundadvice/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsoundadviceNEED UNSOUND ADVICE? [email protected] " UNSOUND ADVICE"Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

This episode has it all! Melatonin, getting fired from SNL, spouses not thinking you're funny, and bicycling... strap in for a feisty hour of advice and self reflection. Luke Null is here and he's not dialing it back for you or anyone else.CHAPTERS:00:00 Coming Up 01:36 - Luke Null!16:21 - Call 1: How to Relax?!30:21 - Call 2: Co-Working Backstabbers36:25 - Call 3: Healthy Lifestyle Tricks?!50:22 - Thanks & PlugsLINKS!Everything Luke: https://www.lukenull.comJett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/FOLLOW "UNSOUND ADVICE"Subscribe to the Podcast: https://unsoundadvicepod.com/Twitter: https://twitter.com/unsoundadviceLB/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsoundadvice/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsoundadviceNEED UNSOUND ADVICE? [email protected] " UNSOUND ADVICE"Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.