uncommon ambience

Chill and mildly unsettled storm watch! We’re alone in a field as a thunderstorm passes just north. Whether you're studying, working, reading, sleeping, or unwinding after a long day, this immersive ambient soundscape provides the perfect background soundtrack. No talking, no interruptions—just wind, texture and rumbles. Ignore the World._________________This week’s episode is a long passing thunderstorm built from field recordings, textured elements, and other notes. The looming thunderheads bring the torrent and rain to others. Not to us, not today. But a content note: while the storm passes us, there are distant rumbles (so, a low-frequency rumbling episode).These are sounds that, to my ear, resemble the natural world showing off. Some international listeners may heat what sounds like military aggression—which, maybe, is a reason to skip this episode. We have a recent waterfall episode that is totally the pips, though, check it out here.“Pips” is a thing, right? I use it all the time as a compliment, like: “That outfit is the pips,” “Those glasses are total pips,” “If you don't move your car I'm going to wrap this pip around your face.”Apparently, “pip” is British slang? (Doom reference here.) Is pip shortened from “pip pip”? I’m not totally sure, maybe I made it all up, but I like imagining the word coming from some vintage portrayal of a rotund Brit forever clasping his gold pocket watch, the sun glinting off a piece of glass shoved into his eye furrows. “This street vendor turkey leg is the pips!” The rotund titan would say, surveying the little people like Don Fanucci in The Godfather Part II.Were monocles the “smart” glasses of their day? Did regular folks mock the monocle? I'm imagining a chimney sweep spotting our slovenly monocle wearing titan of industry—like, "I’d like to jab that dude in his monocle with the pointy end of a baguette...Pip off, man.”“Yo, you pip you, man!”Jostling.“Don’t touch my bread!”“Sir, you have threatened me, and I have proof—look! A few sentences prior. I’m calling the constable!”"Dial B for baguette!" Chimney sweep lunges, lancing the eyewear of the slovenly monocle man. The turkey leg tumbles, landing meat-side down with a "splotch."I’m falling back on an old college radio habit of staging a fight when I have nothing better to say. Fights were something my buddy and I would stage on our 90s college radio show after running out of ideas. A lull in the action brought fist to hand, simulating face punching. I think we did an entire segment (5–6 minutes) of just fist and fight sounds.We weren’t supposed to do that. Technically, we had a strict format clock. The format was blocked in quarter-hours, during which we were to play: 1) Top of Pops 2) Oldie 3) Recurrent 4) Dealers’ Choice. We did one show like that and then transitioned to just hip hop and ridiculous fictional interviews.And we had fans! Once, while being administered a breathalyzer by law enforcement in the DJ booth at the station, the cop admitted he occasionally found our antics amusing.Gawd, we were such ***holes—we would sign off our two-hour block with World Patrol Kids (look them up; Natalie Portman was a member), a musical group that extolled the beauty of Earth through ****** excruciating music. It was our way of encouraging people to change the channel... Anyway, our favorite closing song was about trees, and the lyrics were: “Treeeeeeeeeeees, wonderful, beautiful, Treeeeeeeeeeees.”

Dilly dally next to diminutive falls in Shepherdstown, WV! Whether you're studying, working, reading, sleeping, or unwinding after a long day, this immersive ambient soundscape provides the perfect background soundtrack. No talking, no interruptions—just small waterfalls and good vibes. Ignore the World._____________________Shepherdstown, WV Waterfall (specifically Town Run where she meets with the Potomac River)—this little body of water is feisty; it’s creek sized and rips through Shepherdstown in a delightful rush. If you are a person who might consider white noise to be their personal metronome, Shepherdstown is a wonderful place. Town Run bisects the town’s main street of shops and nearby Shepherdstown University, giving the whole area a nice audible envelope of white noise.And as this was recorded a few hours ago, this is as close as we come to an Election Night live show of uncommon ambience [[Reggaeton Horn]].Maybe skip the commercial news this evening? We are all going to know everything tomorrow—you might not learn what you want to know as quickly. But you won’t have to hear communication majors spinning utter horse**** about the vibes of it all, and you’ll probably get to skip hundreds of **** pill commercials.Up to y’all, but if you want to chill with some merry little falls, press play.

Spend the night in an indoor pool! Whether you're studying, working, reading, sleeping, or unwinding after a long day, this immersive ambient soundscape provides the perfect background soundtrack. No talking, no interruptions—just late night natatorium. Ignore the World.__________It’s late and we’re hanging out in a natatorium, and already I can sense questions. What is a Natatorium? Why is this week’s episode not a frightful Halloween episode? And as such, “why is the ambience gentlemen trying to make Vincent Price cry?”Good evening, fellow travelers. Happy Halloween and welcome to this week’s uncommon ambience. I’m in a lot of natatoriums, the buildings that house indoor swimming pools (my kid swims competitively). If you can get past the smell of a room engulfed in pool chemicals you will find that natatoriums house an overwhelmingly peaceful vibe. Fans and exhausts buzzing from every direction, sporadic water drop plops, mild stochastic waves. It’s a nice envelope to get cozy in. However they can also be a place of horrors. There’s a messed up Swedish Vampire movie that culminates (very darkly) in a natatorium. There are terrors to be found everywhere—I wasn’t hoping to make the spirit of Vincent Price shed tears over lack of Halloween vibes. Think of the unhinged Swedish vampire movie, Mr. Price.  BOOO! Vincent Price seemed like a good dude as far horror luminaries go, he hung out with Kermit! (Probably why he gives me friendly horror Big Bird vibes—Also if you want more Vincent Price the House of Wax (1953) movie trailer was in our Night of the Living Dead episode last year.)Isn’t there enough to be frightened by in our daily lives?And no I am not going to tee off on the commercial news industry—actually I am, quick thought experiment: take these well dressed people off your screen and imagine them in the real world. Imagine these well dressed dip***** espousing their opinions from a neighboring cubicle in your workspace. Or a shouting debate in the produce section of a grocery store erupts while you squeeze an avocado. Take these esteemed ***holes off your screens, strip them of their ****ty theme songs aspiring to be John Williams or John Tesh facsimiles, take the makeup, 3D graphics and you have stripped these characters of their power. They are just annoying, people dressed for a funeral feeding you fear. **** them.Speaking of the produce section, why do we knock on cantaloupes? What are we listening for? My wife picked up a cantaloupe in the produce section and I was like “did you knock on the cantaloupe? You have to knock on the cantaloupe to check if it’s good.”She knocked on the cantaloupe, “now what?”“Hell if I know.”

It’s fall y'all! We're sitting outside a barn surrounded by trees shedding leaves in the wind. Added musical textures, a legendary fiddler, sporadic notes and sounds make up the balance of this week’s soundscape (see below for more). Whether you're studying, working, sleeping, or unwinding after a long day, this immersive, ambient soundscape provides the perfect background. No interruptions, no ads. Saa-lute!Ignore the world.____________________Ok, so this week we are doing a Mid-Atlantic fall pastiche! More granularly—we are going to imagine ourselves in the television variety program Hee Haw but outside and in the real world. Hee Haw was a television variety show that ran from the 70's into early 90's and was the only program my grandparents watched that didn’t suck (how many ****** times did we need to see Gunsmoke? How was it even on every time we visited? I know the 80's didn't have a Gunsmoke channel). I crossed my fingers for that cartoon donkey and Roni Stoneman.Hee Haw was the ****—the music was better, it was way more fun, and again, Roni Stoneman. As for imagining ourselves in the program, let’s keep the barn, ditch the cornfields, and add Mid-Atlantic flora (major portions of this episode were recorded recently in the foothills of the Appalachians, Northern Virginia), so a lot of red maples, tulip poplars, and white oaks would be hanging over the red barn of our soundscape.We’ll sit and listen to the trees and ghostly echoes of long-ago music. Because, like Hee Haw, we have a musical guest this week! We’re calling legendary Virginian fiddler Henry Reed out of the public domain. And I feel like we should quickly parse “legendary.” So Henry Reed was a musical sponge; he had a massive amount of songs stored in his head. A folklorist brought a microphone to the guy in the 60s and pressed record. Had the folklorist not shown up with a recorder, Reed's mastery of so many forgotten melodies would have disappeared with him.Think of a future without recording devices—there might be one person left who knows "Oops, I Did it Again" or "Mambo #5." Were that person to depart (kick the bucket), so would the knowledge of those songs.Reed specialized in traditional Appalachian fiddle music. The dude learned to play songs by ear, so he would hear it, learn it, play it. The music history that flowed through that dude's head—he picked up songs from so many other performers who brought their own mental library of different times, struggles, regions. He heard the music and stored them (many of those recordings make up the background textures of this week's episode).For more information on Henry Reed, check out the Library of Congress collection. And I should mention, the guy that recorded Reed was folklorist and fiddler, Alan Jabbour. A pretty special dude in his own right. (I also weaved in a bit of dialogue of Reed, Reed's wife Nettie, and Jabbour, so if you hear talking, that's them).And let’s end it there.Maybe allow some worries to dwindle today (especially if you have no capacity to fix them). Henry Reed did exactly that when he and his wife lost their home to fire in the 30's. Reed said, “Well, Nettie, we haven't lost everything, because we still have our health.”Take care, y’all.

Isaias remnants! Sit inside a backyard shed, riding out the remnants of Isaias (portions recorded this past Saturday) with some added textures and notes. Whether you're studying, working, reading, sleeping, or unwinding after a long day, this immersive, ambient soundscape provides the perfect background. Ignore the world._________________I will not recount the tales of old storms. No, I would like to talk about poetry. I don’t like poetry. Every cell in my body wants to scream when someone starts audibly performing a poem. I would rather listen to 911 dispatch calls—cringe, unguarded, desperate… miserable. Still better than performed poetry. I’m worried the person won’t be able to land the plane on their prose—and will be forced to witness earnestness colliding with YOURPOEMSUCKS. Germans have a word for acute embarrassment on someone else’s behalf: Fremdschämen. And that is what I have for spoken word artists.And to be honest, the poem aversion isn’t entirely random to tropical remnants. (So you are recounting tales of old storms?) Look—when Isaias hit this past weekend, I saw a squirrel fighting the elements for a discarded pizza crust. It reminded me of a summer storm on Martha’s Vineyard (2006, I think?)—a storm that hit days after I absolutely bombed a poetry reading. It was the mid-aughts. I had seen a note in the Gazette about a poetry reading at a local coffeeshop. And like the hero of a movie—I signed the **** up. I was convinced my fifty-page opus would wow.The coffeehouse had a patchwork of mismatched, living-room-style chairs. Random old photos of other people's families hung on the walls. The lights were low, the room felt artsy, and folks were having a good time. The other poets had ranged from decent to good. (Wait until the ambience gentlemen grabs the mic—LIKASHOT!!)I confidently strode to “the stage,” whipped around. And then the sea of eyes hit me. I started, “my poem is titled The Divine Comedy Part II.”Laughter.I spluttered, sniffled out six lines, then settled into a better rhythm. That’s when I realized how many swears I’d decorated my stanzas with.“Krice-sakes, man,” came a muffled voice from the darkness.Immediate tunnel vision. I continued a few more lines, trying to replace the swears with new words—imagine the Guitar Hero interface but instead of flaming circles it was F-bombs.Then I was walking, my body already halfway through its escape routine before I realized what I was doing. A few gasps.A lady in glasses nearby muttered, “Oh!” and that reaction was enough to snap me from my spiral. I abruptly returned to the stage. “Thank you… I'm done.”...To call it a smattering of applause would be generous. I hadn't earned it anyway. The lady in glasses tapped me on the way back to my seat. “Takes a lot of guts to get up there.”“Thank you,” I said, and then sank faaaaar into the chair.The woman in glasses quietly rose, thumbing through a few loose pages. She chose one and started to shift, then plopped it back down and pulled one from her back pocket with a nervous giggle. Swept up her cup in a smooth motion, sipped, then headed to the stage.Then slipped while facing us, almost teetering over, “Wooph—just learned to walk this week, folks.” Laughs.She beamed back, searching until finding my eyes. “What’d I say about needing guts?” Laughs from crowd again, with notes of assent. She stood a moment, a tiny pause to let the jocularity pass—and then absolutely murdered every other poem read that night. About a ****ing squirrel that lived in her backyard.

A long, rainy Euro train trip! (It's ok to say "Euro" right?) Kick back for 10 hours of rails! Whether you're studying, working, reading, sleeping, or unwinding after a long day, this immersive ambient railway soundscape provides the perfect background track. No interruptions, no train horns, no travel insurance. Ignore the world. (AND like and subscribe!)________So, speaking of train travel, let me regurgitate an all-night train trip from 1980. An Eastern Seaboard train from Charm City to sunny Orlando—my parents, fortunately, sprung for the sleeper. I don’t know if I could have slept in coach… Early the next morning, my dad and I walked from the sleeper to the café car through coach to fetch breakfast. The door swung open onto limbs tossed over seats—bare feet angled high into the aisles, fixed at odd angles.Being a height-challenged elementary school kid, I took it all in from below the many fleshy lichgates—dangling limbs and bare feet forming little gateways.Or, to give it my typical military-school spin: in military school, there would be special events where student officers held up their swords so dignitaries (typically school officials and parents) could walk underneath and feel special. It was like that, but feet.And so many mouth noises—If we were sleeping in coach I would be scheming on how to hang out with Newt in the ventilation shafts.Our sleeper room was also a bit frightening—old and muted—awash in drab greens. My twin somehow fell off the top bunk in the middle of the night (my mother slept on the outside of the bunk with my twin sandwiched with the wall, and somehow she flipped over for a 6 foot fall).It’s wild to dig for these memories—the orange juice I carried back to the sleeper car glows in my memory. As if it is the item that anchors the other visuals. If my long-ago plastic cup, lidded under foil and filled with glowing breakfast juice, disappeared, so might the memory?Perhaps my mother’s morning tea (or lack of) is the cornerstone memory: “****, I forgot to add the tea bag.” Her unopened tea bag lay among the napkins and breakfast packaging we’d brought back through the lifeless limbs.“Mom, you just drank a cup full of hot water.” I was absolutely scandalized. “Isn’t that gross?”“Some people drink it that way," she shrugged with a smile.I’m sure she then relayed the story of her grandmother and the Depression as we made our way to Disney. All concepts I didn’t understand—but I'd heard the lore often enough throughout my life to lay it out more accurately now. (Shout out to long departed great-grandmother—though I didn't know you, you were very much a part of my life. And came up often when I got too greedy asking for toys or milkshakes—you were my Krampus).My great-grandmother was an Irish immigrant who came to the States in the early 1900s. She was “a hard woman.” Her frugality was legendary. Once, while my mother stayed with her, my mother proudly announced she had cleaned her toothbrush well with warm water. Then received a flying hand: “Hot water costs money.”And my great-grandmother would drink tea sans tea—hot water… during lean times, and... ooph, where the hell are we going with this, no one wants to hear about hard times.Look, we went to Disney World, ostensibly the happiest place on the planet. And that place scared the ever-living-**** out of me. I cried during the Haunted Mansion—so much so that a witch gave me a giant hug while we waited for an empty black cauldron. I had a claustrophobic freak-out on the submarine ride. I thought we had really left the planet on the Mission to Mars ride. And I rode Dumbo without pressing the button to make Dumbo fly.I loved Toad’s Wild Ride.PS: using some recordings in this episode my twin (yes the girl who fell off the top bunk) recorded in Europe during a 2025 trip (that I totally forgot about).

Action RPG ambience! We’re hanging out in the bosom of a shielded start-point of a “Soulslike” game (we’re not bothering dragons, skeletons, or aggrieved town folk in this episode). So whether you're studying, working, reading, sleeping, or unwinding after a long day, this immersive ambient Soulslike soundscape provides the perfect background track. No talking, no interruptions. Ignore the world.Enjoying the sounds? Tap the 5-star rating button on Spotify or Apple Podcasts to help support this independent show (daughter suggestion, I need a call to action).___________What’s going on with me this week? OH—caught myself explaining COVID to some lady in a pharmacy line.Sometimes people say things and my brain leaps in to add context. Not context for what we were talking about, just ancillary context. Like someone says “chicken,” I’m thinking plantains and gravy go great with chicken, and plantains are bananas, right? “Did you know Harry Belafonte’s “Day-O” was a song of rebellion?” "Huh?"(At least my mansplaining is off-topic)Anyway—the pharmacy line lady is like, “Do long lines for medication ever feel like we’re back in COVID?”My mouth launched: “OK, so it’s 2020… got a cold… assumed the worst.” I described waiting in a line of cars for a pharmacy window where a pharmacist could watch me thrust an overlong Q-tip up my nose; “scratch your brain,” the person encouraged.The line lady accepted my slew, started five words back into COVID lines, and then stopped and admitted she forgot what her initial point was. Amateur. (Granted she probably just wanted a normal human connection to sort an intrusive memory and she picked the one dude in line that might be crazy.)Oh, what ambience are we doing this week? OK, so it’s Summer 2026 (huzzah) as far as the temperature is concerned. The trees outside my windows are mid-season green. And while our timelines are flush with Halloween people pushing pumpkins and witches—our eyes are instructing our brains to throw a towel over a patch of grass and lie in the sun with a Danielle Steel novel.And so with a winking nod to Halloween sans Fall we will enter a fictionally creepy “Soulslike” mildly medieval world. Er, mildly in the sense that it’s medieval but there are also dragons, demons, and detritus.I purchased (COUGHrented) a Soulslike game expecting challenging play—the game dropped me into desolation and epic ambient sound. Then a game-over screen less than twenty paces into whatever the hell that was.Can I describe myself a gamer if I run it on easy and still get ****** up? Dr. Wily, the green lizard from SM2, Machine Gun Willy—all had my number. I never met Gannon. Psycho Mantis kicked my ***. No Man’s Sky had a self-fulfilling title—I could never figure out how to fix my spaceship.And before anyone is like: “You stink at games, but that’s ok—at least we’re not being forced to read a screed about commercial news this week...” Look—(here we go) you want to know how your ****** precious news feels about you? Pay attention to the commercials—imagine pitching an ad break to your grandmother. “Dearest Nan, may I interest you in free bets or **** pills? Also, you’re joining the Air Force.” 

Inside a UFO...ambience—sit in a UFO over some crop field you just made awesome for a Led Zeppelin box edition! Whether you're studying, working, reading, sleeping, or unwinding after a long day, this immersive ambient soundscape provides the perfect background track. No talking, no interruptions, just UFO relaxation (the F stands for fun).Ignore the world._____________We’re ditching cozy vinyl for the chill depths of a hovering UFO this week. Interstellar travelers visiting the human mote of dust—turn back! Like, if I’m an alien, I’m immediately noting one species is eating all of the other species—if I land on Earth, humans might wonder what I taste like. (Or if I explode.)This week’s episode is a low-frequency drift week for uncommon ambience Stans. BTW: Stans are celebrity devotees—it’s the hip youthful way of saying “fan” by harkening to a brutal Eminem track about obsession and dark parasocial relationships. And while it’s nice imagining fans of this podcast, “Stan”—obviously much. Honestly, I only followed this tangent to type out cringe: “DEAR MISTER HASN’T MADE A THUNDERSTORM EPISODE IN MONTHS.” Ooph; has anyone listened to that Eminem track? How did it get so popular? It’s extremely tragic, what’s the playback desire? (I mean I guess we’ve always had hit songs about tragedy, the late 50’s had one about lovers stalling on a railroad track and getting hit by a train). Gawd, cable news people will just weave “Stan” into their on-air persona; embracing youthful aesthetics. News suits will say they do it to adopt the “culture of now,” but it’s not that; cable screws think it will build a gangway to new audiences. Their viewership numbers are sinking, and a lot of legacy news ******** think adopting on-trend vibes will attract the youth demo. Viewership might be down 'cause y’all gloss over the real terrible news for lower stakes terrible news (street crime, cultural differences, internal strife, dip****s yelling at each other). And then we’re unceremoniously dumped into **** pills and gambling commercials. Only to return to telegenic faces talking odds or betting lines related to the scary stories… And a minute later, drop “Stan” into a gush over a notable wedding. We’re not being informed, we’re being sold something.Bahahaha—Soapbox! Look at that ambience gentleman shout into the void again! Btw, I told y’all I changed my creator name again, right? I am now the “ambience gentleman.” It didn’t feel right affixing a “Dr.” to my fictional moniker (as I am not a doctor). I told my wife that I am now the “ambience gentleman,” and she didn’t like it.  (See here for more)“Does that make me the ambience mistress?” she asks. And I was like, “Hon, this is a family show.”Ehem. Welp, let’s start over—ignore everything you’ve read to this point (except you should still turn off commercial news, set your TV on fire—cancel everything!! BAHAHAHA). This week we are voyaging on an alien spaceship. You can imagine sitting in the command chair of a morphing metallic time-traveling UFO with the personality of Pee-Wee Herman.Or you could be in the spaceship from Stephen King’s novel The Tommyknockers—spoilers: the book has a switcheroo hero who straps himself into a spaceship and yeets himself into the universe to save the planet. (Asked my daughter if I used “yeet” correctly—she said, “Kinda’?”)See—in The Tommyknockers, there’s this lady character named Bobbi, and she is the heart of the book (until she isn’t).The former lover guy pal character, whom I’m sure King wanted to be likable (isn’t)—that guy swings in to rescue humanity by catching smoke with humans morphing into space-mogging chimeras. So he yeets himself into space to remove the alien craft ultimately responsible for all of that.There’s also a side-character journalist who swings in to disrupt every cliffhanger and is fortunately hit by a flying vending machine.PS: Used Gibber (voice generator) by artist Fred Yuan Feng for a few sounds this episode.

Take a longer shower (see below for more details) Bonus Episode! Whether you're studying, working, reading, sleeping, or unwinding after a long day, this immersive ambient soundscape provides the perfect background soundtrack. No talking, no interruptions—just shower. Ignore the world.Enjoying the sounds? Tap the 5-star rating button on Spotify or Apple Podcasts to help support this independent show._______Okay, so this is a bonus episode—⁠I am elongating Episode 2⁠, as it’s one of my most-played episodes. I got some requests to make it longer.However, I’m afraid of replacing the longer shower file with the shorter episode (after some reading indicated that a change might tweak Spotify’s algorithm, which is out of my depth—or could annoy listeners by changing their favorite episode, which... not on my watch—"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"I’m playing it safe.Before I go, I have to say—DMX has the greatest track named "Intro" of any genre. Bring me every album in existence that includes a track called "Intro," and DMX’s It’s Dark and Hell Is Hot will decimate it. That **** hits harder than "Get at Me Dawg."And that’s all! We’ll see you back here on Saturday.

Sink back into ten hours of uninterrupted lo-fi ambience featuring summer sounds, drifting melodies, soft textures, and nostalgic vinyl pops. Whether you're studying, working, reading, sleeping, or unwinding after a long day, this immersive ambient soundscape provides the perfect background soundtrack. No talking, no interruptions—just pure lo-fi relaxation. Ignore the world.Enjoying the sounds? Tap the 5-star rating button on Spotify or Apple Podcasts to help support this independent show______OK, so this week we are packaging unheard summer sounds (mostly recorded on Martha’s Vineyard) into a lo-fi, crackly reframe. But I wouldn’t call the sounds leftovers—and this isn’t a podcast equivalent of a clip show. I’d prefer thinking of this episode as a new contextualization of unused summer elements.While it may be fall (ish), there are no iconic fall sounds occurring outside yet—it’s still hot AF in the Mid-Atlantic. There’s another reason; this is the time of year (in the 90s) when I would engorge on new hiphop. Wait, what—Lace up your acceptable amount of beat-up Air Force Ones and let’s walk back through the 90s. Back on a college campus, eating junk food and shooting the **** with friends. One lady kicked me in the face with some Air Max 96s… wonderful times the 90s.Anyway, early fall was when I swapped summertime DJ mixtapes with friends. So, a Clue Summertime Shootout for a Premiere Crooklyn Cuts, an Air Alert for a Kool Kirk, DJ EV/ Stretch Armstrong for Ron G, et al.These mixtapes were flush with new tracks—sometimes weeks before they blew up on hiphop radio (which we didn't have in Vermont anyway). Often our favorite artists (Method Man, Busta Rhymes...) would be included, giving DJ shoutouts—or better yet, exclusive freestyles.Swifties, imagine grabbing a tape from a laundry spot or streetwear place—let’s say it is Country Master Flex’s new mixtape. And that tape has new and exclusive Swift material scratched and chopped and sold on a TDK cassette. That sounds fire, right?Mixtape DJs sprinkled their cassettes with turntable skill, iconic shouting, and particular charms. DJ Premier was scratch-heavy (deftly so) and often historical in his framing, one mix included the first recorded emcee battle—Kool Moe Dee v. Busy Bee (the link is for Primos portion of 5 Deadly Venoms a mixtape that is absolutely worthy of its hype).Other DJs had their thing—Tony Touch was the exclusive freestyles guy, DJ Clue had charisma and the hottest new tracks.And at the start of a college semester: fresh Wu-Wear tee and Fubu jeans, flush with that new summer hiphop in a fall reality... I felt like a fresh collegiate Aristotle (only stupid).Finally, i would like to apologize to the DJs who spun on 90.9 FM WCDB Friday nights in the late 90s. I hated on y'all at times. To me y'all could get too excited about the "Chikka-chikka"—making an absolute meal out of every verse. Sometimes microscopic scratch-rewinds highlighting bare syllables. Example: There was a track by Frankie Cutlass featuring Keith Murray where Murray spits, “from the Secaucus Mountains to the African Sea, not near ************ want to **** with me.” And one WCDB DJ played with that line forever. It was Secaucus Mountains for three solid minutes. Sometimes letting the song wander in a minute, then a splashy backspin would deposit us back at “the Secaucus Mountains.” My gawd man! Play the track! I tried to look up the Secaucus Mountains in an encyclopedia (book, it was the 90s, no Google) just so I could cast some damnation at what I thought were actual New Jersey mountains... Is it a New Jersey inside joke? (I did not plan to slander Jersey two weeks in a row)—...and I would listen to the **** out of a 1990s WCDB DJ now. If anyone knows of any old WCDB DJs who recorded their sets, please send links. I was wrong!