How to Beat Off 100 Men - Time for Pie #99

This episode turns into a full holiday therapy session as the crew dives into unhinged childhood Christmas memories, chaotic ER visits, blown-up pressure cookers, Polaroid injuries, blackout-drunk holler relatives, possum-launching YouTubers, nostalgic toys, 90s video games, awful fast-food ball pits, and why adult gift-giving absolutely sucks.Make the holidays taste better with HOT SALT from Firecracker Farmshttps://firecracker.farm/Code MILK will save you 10%Not only do you get 10% Off your entire order when you use code PIE at stopboxusa.com/PIE, but they are also giving you Buy One Get One Free for their StopBox Pro. #stopboxpod Get $10 Off @BRUNT with code PIE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/PIE #BRUNTpod

In this episode, the crew unveils the brand-new P.O. Box and immediately spirals into discussions about the worst possible things listeners could send… and the even worse “prizes” they might receive. From foot-double stories, liquefied chicken smoothies, and Stranger Things spoilers.The address:Heather LynnP.O. Box 257Boerne Tx, 78006SPONSORS:FIRECRACKER FARMMake this holiday taste better with HOT SALT!visit https://firecracker.farm and use code MILK to saveSTOPBOXNot only do you get 10% Off your entire order when you use code PIE at stopboxusa.com/PIE, but they are also giving you Buy One Get One Free for their StopBox Pro. #stopboxpod BRUNT WORKWEAR:Get $10 Off @BRUNT with code PIE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/PIE #BRUNTpodTURTLE BEACHLevel up your game and get 10% off @TurtleBeach with code PIE at turtlebeach.com/PIE! #turtlebeachpod

Danny tells us what it was really like being a child actor in the 80s and 90s, working on massive sets like Terminator 2, growing up on sitcom stages, becoming one of Nickelodeon’s most iconic voices, doing ensemble cartoon recordings that went completely off the rails, and interacting with legends like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Johnny Cash, and Chevy ChaseDON'T give a gift that SUCKS this year. Make their entire year of eating better with HOT SALT. https://firecracker.farm and use the code MILK to save 10% on the best gift you can put in someones mouthGet Exclusive NordVPN deal here → https://nordvpn.com/timeforpie It’s risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! Eat smart at https://FactorMeals.com/pie50off and use code pie50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. That’s code pie50off at FactorMeals.com for 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. Get delicious, ready-to-eat meals delivered—with Factor. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase

In this episode, the crew dives into hilarious childhood memories, wild club stories, Thanksgiving food debates, and the unforgettable moment Caleb discovered a full dumpster of vintage adult magazinesEverything is BETTER with Hot Salt: Visit https://firecracker.farm and pick out the perfect addition to your food. Makes a great gift too! Use code MILK to save some moneyLet’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Again, that’s LUCY.CO and use code (PIE) to get 20% off!Get the ultimate immersive gaming experience with Turtle Beach today. For a limited time only, head to TurtleBeach.com to get access to their sitewide holiday sale! After you purchase, they’ll ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them we sent you. Save big and Don’t delay! Happy Holidays from Turtle Beach

Heather Lynn and Caleb Francis are joined by Solomonica. From trying Taco Bell’s new Baja Blast Pie to designing their own action figures (complete with milk, swords, lettuce heads, and skull accessories), this episode spirals beautifully into chaos. They cover everything from serial killer M.O.s to bounty hunting, Dutch winter food, hunting conservation, and Mad Dog cocktailsGet Exclusive NordVPN deal here → https://nordvpn.com/timeforpie It’s risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! EVERYTHING tastes better with Firecracker farm HOT SALTExplore their selection and use code MILK to save 10%https://shop.firecracker.farm/pages/pieLet’s level up your pouch routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.

In this unhinged episode, the crew spirals from Taco Bell concealed carry tactics to the philosophy of “trans-abled” living — with Jack discovering his “true self” in a rented wheelchair.LAST WEEK to get your hot salt from FIRECRACKER.FARM before we donate to Hunter Seven organization. Code MILK will get you 10% off your entire order and we will donate 10% to Hunter Seven on veteran's day. https://shop.firecracker.farm/products/hot-horse-hoof For a limited time, our listeners get 15% off at StopBox when you use code PIE at checkout. Head to stop box usa dot com and use code PIE for 15% off your entire order. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent youWith temps dropping and the holidays coming up, it’s time to treat yourself or the hard-working man in your life to real comfort. Skip the throwaway gifts and get him something built to last: BRUNT workwear. Our listeners get $10 off their entire order with code PIE at checkout. That’s BRUNTworkwear.com and use code PIE. Order today and let them know you heard it here on the show

Pumpkins are carved, and the crew (Caleb Francis, Heather Lynn, and Jack Mandaville) are swapping their most terrifying real-life horror stories. From Kentucky witchcraft and haunted houses in the Appalachians, to ghost-hunting in abandoned hospitals and Heather’s actual childhood journal.

Heather and Caleb swap stories about peptide experiments, ducks laying eggs, and Heather’s dream of owning capybaras. Things escalate into talk of crows that bring cash, horny bird scientists, and survival show horror stories.EVERYTHING is better with HOT SALThttps://firecracker.farm and use code MILK to save 10% for yourself and we will donate 10% to Hunter SevenLet’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.

Join Caleb and Jack Mandaville ( Heather is sick) as they dive into Iceland’s wild side — horse steaks, puffin dinners, whale jerky and more.Everything is better with HOT SALT from https://firecracker.farmUse Code MILK to save 10% and we will donate 10% to Hunter SevenLet’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code PIE to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mindFor a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT when you use code PIE at checkout. Just head to BRUNTworkwear.com, use the code PIE, and you’re good to go. And after you order, they’ll ask where you heard about BRUNT—do us a favor and tell them it was from this show.

Caleb and Heather are currently in Iceland searching for the mystic creatures and exotic nicotine. Everything tastes better with HOT SALT and your order can help prevent cancer. Use code MILK at firecracker.farm to save money and we donate 10% to Hunter Seven on veterans day.For a limited time, our listeners get 15% off at StopBox when you use code [PIE] at checkout. Head to stop box usa dot com and use code [PIE] for 15% off your entire order. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent youFor a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT when you use code PIE at checkout. Just head to BRUNT workwear dot com, use the code PIE, and you’re good to go. And after you order, they’ll ask where you heard about BRUNT—do us a favor and tell them it was from this show