Theme Park Trash

Today we're leaving the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy in the FINAL EPISODE of Theme Park Trash! Rosie and Miya consider their sliding doors moment: what would have happened if they had done the Disney College Program instead of this podcast? They also catch up on some no-longer-new theme park news, from the Epcot revival we didn't want to Disney wedding discourse, and put Rosie through a last round of Would You Eat This? where they both fall hard for one last snack.  Thank you for an incredible 3 years! We love every single one of you, genuinely. Follow us to our new adventures: @yesrosemarie & @miyasinger

In this blast from the past, Rosie and Miya do an extra-long "Would You Eat This?" extravaganza for the most notable offerings from the WDW 50th Anniversary and the holidays. A sparkly punch makes them lose their minds, and it doesn't even have alcohol in it! They also give their long-awaited takes on Rise of the Resistance and Webslingers.  --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM @parktrashpod TWITTER @parktrashpod SHOW NOTES free @ patreon.com/parktrashpod Art by Kimi Singer @japajew Theme by Milan Music @milanmusicofficial

After years of promises, Rosie and Miya are finally ready to tackle Kingdom Hearts in their penultimate episode. Rosie has finally learned what Kingdom Hearts is from a mysterious anonymous source and what she found out may shock you. They also discuss ugly fonts and unveil a pro-olive conspiracy at Disney World.  --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM @parktrashpod TWITTER @parktrashpod SHOW NOTES free @ patreon.com/parktrashpod Art by Kimi Singer @japajew Theme by Milan Music @milanmusicofficial

In another episode from the archives, Rosie and Miya craft their perfect itineraries as urban explorers in a closed down theme park. Their first act of lawlessness will be touching the animatronics! In a blast from the past, they also discuss the then-unopened Avengers Campus and the disturbing lack of Vision's spaghetti on the menu.    --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM @parktrashpod TWITTER @parktrashpod SHOW NOTES free @ patreon.com/parktrashpod Art by Kimi Singer @japajew Theme by Milan Music @milanmusicofficial

This episode is from our Patreon and was released on February 2, 2021. Watch along with us as we question whether or not the VK's of the Isle would handle COVID well, and other delirious pre-vaccine musings. -- Theme Park Trash is ending! Listen to our last episode to hear all about it, and what to expect on this feed. --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM @parktrashpod TWITTER @parktrashpod SHOW NOTES free @ patreon.com/parktrashpod Art by Kimi Singer @japajew Theme by Milan Music @milanmusicofficial

After a long and mysterious hiatus, Rosie and Miya are back to break their silence on the last nine months of theme park news including blue shrimp and the Great Figment Popcorn Bucket Fiasco of 2022. They also have a major update on the future of the pod.  --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM @parktrashpod TWITTER @parktrashpod SHOW NOTES free @ patreon.com/parktrashpod Art by Kimi Singer @japajew Theme by Milan Music @milanmusicofficial

Mamma Miya, here we go (talking about weddings) again! Rosie and Miya revisit their dream Disney weddings with greater attention to detail, scouring the daunting Shop Disney website and its evil endless scroll for the perfect Cinderella wedding rings and Star Wars cufflinks.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Get access to 2-3 bonus eps per month, full-length movie commentaries, and Rosie's 80-page Disney Channel Original Movie thesis for just $1! --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM @parktrashpod TWITTER @parktrashpod SHOW NOTES free @ patreon.com/parktrashpod Art by Kimi Singer @japajew Theme by Milan Music @milanmusicofficial

This episode is sponsored by UNIVERSAL YUMS! Shop the brand new YUMS SHOP and get your very own Epcot-in-a-box full of snacks from around the world when you go to this link. Rosie and Miya bring you a taste of their Patreon with a special episode on the main feed! They talk about Dumb Disney Gossip including the news of someone getting a soon-to-be-defunct piece of Disney merchandise put inside their body... yikes! Also, they devolve into discourse about if discourse is bad, and how they abused their former power as college theatre critics.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON! 2-3 bonus eps a month for only $1! Profits from Patreon in March/April will go to Asian Immigrant Women Advocates and Asian (Pacific Islander) Youth Promoting Advocacy & Leadership. We will also be personally matching the Patreon donations. -- You can find show notes at http://parktrashpod.tumblr.com Follow us everywhere: @parktrashpod   Cover Art by Kimi Singer (@japajew) Theme music by Milan Music (@milanmusicofficial)

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY TWRL MILK TEA! Get 15% off your order thru the month of April 2021 at twrlmilktea.com/themeparktrash DISCOUNT CODE: THEMEPARKTRASH Rosie and Miya finally talk parades, from the turn of the century department store promo of the Macy's parade to the Owl City scored frenzy of Paint the Night. After ranking their top 5 theme park parades each, Rosie and Miya pitch their own chaotic processions.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Get access to 2-3 bonus eps per month, full-length movie commentaries, and Rosie's 80-page Disney Channel Original Movie thesis for just $1! --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM @parktrashpod TWITTER @parktrashpod SHOW NOTES free @ patreon.com/parktrashpod Art by Kimi Singer @japajew Theme by Milan Music @milanmusicofficial

Legendary Disney imagineer Joe Rohde is going to outer space... AND SO ARE WE! In honor of Rohde's new job as the "experience architect" at Virgin Galactic aka the first moon imagineer, Rosie and Miya humbly pitch a few of their own ideas for a brand new moon park.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Get access to 2-3 bonus eps per month, full-length movie commentaries, and Rosie's 80-page Disney Channel Original Movie thesis for just $1! --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM @parktrashpod TWITTER @parktrashpod SHOW NOTES free @ patreon.com/parktrashpod Art by Kimi Singer @japajew Theme by Milan Music @milanmusicofficial