The Vagine Queens

After a 6 month hiatus (because life has been life-ing) The Vagine Queens are back on the airwaves. While the site and Instagram has been quiet we can at least record while we chat. Discussion topics range from Oh Nut!, a device for those experiencing pain with deep penetration, at home waxing, faja bodysuits and how they choke your cat, and awards for the best socks seen at the gym office. Simply put “I care more about your socks that the amount of hair on your vagina”. See you next time!

We were surprised to learn that many people have never seen their butthole! Anal bleaching is a thing. Butthole hair removal is a thing. If you get a wax and haven’t seen your crack we need you to go take a look while we coach you in this episode… This week we want you to have a Happy and Healthy Anus too!

Paper pee funnels by Awkward Essentials, do men have pee in the front of their boxers?…Everything isn’t a UTI—let’s learn the symptoms! Reasons to NOT rush to the gynecologist’s office. As always, enjoy, and have a Happy and Healthy Vagina!

The word of the day gets bumped to the end of the segment in this hygiene episode. You need a washcloth or something similar to remove dead skin cells when you shower! UTI versus everything else…we will explain what’s what for you. Vaginas all look different—don’t worry about yours. Vaginal dryness in your 40’s, why is this happening and what to do about it. Thanks for listening…meet us back next time! Have a Happy and Healthy Vagina!

Word of the Episode: Mittelschmerz! The vabbing craze…what is it and does it work? Deodorant research continues and now we consider adding Booty Fresh spray to your bottom…stay tuned for that. PS use a washcloth in the shower. See you next time… remember to have a Happy and Healthy Vagina!

The frustration is high as we discuss the [not so] “Supreme” Court’s recent decision. Women’s Rights are civil rights and no one should govern the body of another. Let’s get into the “hot” topic of abortion.

The deodorant study still hasn’t started but it will! Two of the most recent common concerns are discussed. If I used birth control now can I get pregnant? Why does sex hurt in the pelvis sometimes? Pregnancy is a crazy thing especially when mom has two heads on one body in the delivery room. We keep it short and sweet this time. More shenanigans to come! Until then have a happy and healthy Vagina!

Have you seen the Xiaflex commercial for fixing curved penises? One of us did…Penile injection for staying hard during sex are also discussed. Note to Everyone: It’s summer, clean your skin folds! Under boob deodorant turns into us learning about the 24 Hour Deodorant Regimen! Now we have to detox from deodorant (at least at night), and next episode we will have our results to report back. As always Have a Happy and Healthy Vagina!

We are back after a bit of a break. It wasn’t purposefully, but life happens…This episode we review Lorals brand (latex undies) and the fact that they were given approval for STD protection during oral sex! Good for them! Menopausal vaginas and the benefits of sex on reducing infection—AKA “Use It or lose It”. Dipsea is a great app for auditory sexual stimulation or relaxation. I’m still looking for a “growl” on there, lol. Can a tampon scratch inside of your itchy vagina? Tune in to find out and as always here’s to a Healthy and Happy Vagina!

We are back with a roller coaster of an episode. Let’s start off with herpes and how almost everyone has it (and probably doesn’t know anyway). Sex is nasty—think about it! Who invented it anyway?! Motion, motion, motion! Then we get into some weird Metaverse where your genitals lock and unlock depending on your relationship status. Lastly, we get into men and the concerns they also have about aging (gracefully), cheating, and more. Just follow us down this rabbit hole and enjoy the ride. See you next episode!