A Man gets eaten by piranhas and drowns in lake while escaping a bee attack, a man in upstate NY bursts into flames after being tasered and a woman is held hostage by a sword wielding man in Utah.&nbsp;
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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Left Leaning Football Analogies

Anthony knows you are worried about the announcement he made last week and he is ready to ease your concerns. Or not. We also get to the bottom of the least lucky woman on Earth. 
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La Mesa De Cafe

The mood is great in the studio. There’s show news. These two sentences may be related. 
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Childish Restatements of the Status Quo

Anthony and Gregg talk about Tom Brady’s Roast, killing dogs and adopting a monk in the best way possible. 
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You Don’t Know Nothing About That

Anthony does his best to end the show in less than an hour because he enjoyed talking so much about ending the show in perpetuity. Is this tour ever going to end?
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Clenched Fist

It’s a quick turnaround for this week’s JRVP and Anthony tries his best to shorten the show. And he would have done it too, if it wasn’t for those meddlesome kids. 
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Do Not Suscitate

Anthony is back from recording his special and flying high. He’s also the owner of multiple cars. 
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Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water

Anthony is locked in with only days to go before his special taping. Aaron and Gregg talk about going to Anthony’s show in L.A. and try to keep him happier than he was last week. Toward Milwaukee we go! 
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Wrath of Man

Anthony is in a mood. So Gregg tries to turn that frown upside down with some bad jokes and talk of a killing spree at a petting zoo.
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Happy Birthday, Mr. President

The best mailbag episode yet hits on Anthony’s plan for the boys to grow their hair out, why comedians stumping for politicians are lame and a controversial answer about significant others that changes the show forever. You got your money’s worth with this one!
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Mailbag Spectacular #8

Bill Burr’s got notes and Anthony has no choice but to take them. 
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First Day on the Job

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Anthony Jeselnik is a world famous comedian, Gregg Rosenthal is an analyst for NFL Network and they have been best friends for over 20 years. Each week, JRVP features stories from their lives, deep dives into the darkest and craziest news stories from around the world and essential recommendations to their listeners.&nbsp;The hilarious podcast is about friendship, family and Anthony's unquenchable desire to get Gregg in trouble with his employer and his wife.