Hour 1: The Living Artifact

There is a MAGNIFICENT deal at Wendy's, and it has Chris Cote ready to launch a new business. Jessica has a question for the child havers about the Four Seasons Orlando baby while Greg calls out babies for their lack of intelligence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan is on a business call so Stugotz and Greg are steering the ship through segment 1. It leads us into a conversation about the Tua Tagovailoa contract, the lack of AC in the studio, Calmly the horse being auctioned off, haircuts, and men being unable to find things. Then, John Tesh is the genius behind "Roundball Rock," the NBA on NBC theme, and joins us to share the story of writing the song via voicemail, finding the song's Wikipedia page, his work on Entertainment Tonight, being in a rivalry with Billy Joel as a youngster, SNL's take on his song, and a potential remake in the works. Plus, it's hot as f*** in South Florida, Justin Jefferson is hanging out NEAR the Jets facility, quarterbacks are adding and dropping weight, and Dan refuses to walk back a take. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've sent the ever-shameless Stugotz to jail with Scottie Scheffler to explain how he would have gotten Scottie out of jail, made the story about himself, capitalized on the moment for book sales, and spent extra time in jail just to hammer home the point. Plus, Pablo Torre joins us to explain what HE would have done if he were in Jeff Darlington's spot and to discuss his new PTFO episode about X-Men 97, the Scarlett Johansson OpenAI controversy, and movies that were ahead of their time. Then, Ron Magill is here to chat with the crew about ticklish animals, falcons and cocaine, cicadas, and hyena surgery. Also, as a result, we get the incredible moment of Chris Cote tickling his father. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are a handful of questions to answer as we kick off today's Big Suey: Does Billy Gil beg to differ or live to differ? Is it weird of Bryce Harper to help a random kid with a Promposal? Should a NBA team trade up to the No. 1 pick to take Bronny James just to recruit LeBron? What do you do with a lego set once you've built it? Then, Dan's dissection of Heat fandom and their unreasonably high expectations has us asking why Knicks fans are so grateful for a team that went out in the second round after choking on their home floor in a Game 7. What happened to you, Knicks fans? Plus, it's time for Stugotz's jam-packed Weekend Observations on a Tuesday and a conversation on why Jeff Darlington didn't take advantage and make the Scottie Scheffler more about himself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Greg Cote, Chris, Billy, Jessica, and JuJu. Where's Shelly? Dan wants to have a conversation about fan expectations for national media coverage of both the NBA and NHL, but, and this will shock you, Greg and Billy derail that conversation by hating on advanced MLB stats, sharing Marlins gifts from Dan to Billy, and discussing the show's WNBA Fantasy League. Then, Greg believes Target has lowered their prices because he can buy shoes for $2.99 online, and he also has a word for the valet industry. Plus, Antonio Brown's declaration of bankruptcy leads to a discussion on NFL players, mental health, and CTE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Birthday, Chris Cote! We celebrate Cote's birthday by determining the Top 5 Most Irrelevant Birthdays after JuJu explains the flaws with today's show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jemele Hill sticks around to discuss the beginning of Caitlin Clark's NBA career and what it was like sitting next to Kim Kardashian at the Sparks game before we take a look at a video of Dan Mullen at a pool party. Then, Ryan Leaf goes after Jay Glazer, and a NASCAR fight between Ricky Stenhouse Jr. and Kyle Busch takes the show by storm. Plus, Christopher McDonald a.k.a. Shooter McGavin joins us to discuss Happy Gilmore 2, the types of people who have connected with him because of the role, improvised scenes, the finger guns, and his future as our golf correspondent. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Trigger warning: Segment 3 of today's Hour 1 features a conversation between Dan and Jemele Hill on the video surfacing of Diddy assaulting his ex-girlfriend Cassie Ventura. If you or someone you know has been the victim of domestic abuse, you are not alone. Call the Domestic Abuse Hotline at 800-799-7233. We kick off Hour 1 with some of last night's electric postgame sound out of Denver with the comedy duo of Karl-Anthony Towns and Anthony Edwards and a very angry Mike Malone. Then, McDonald's removed the happy face from the happy meal in the UK for mental health awareness, and Tyson Fury goes down in an upset. Plus, Dan and Jemele's conversation on the horrific Diddy story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We asked Sam Morril to join the show so we could drink his Knicks tears. He discusses OG Anunoby trying to have a Willis Reed moment, how proud he is of his Knicks team, Paul Pierce's victory lap, Stephen A. Smith being anything but a good luck charm, and how Pacers fans should feel about Knick media bias. Then, is Tua headed for a massive contract extension? How should Dolphins fans react? Would another team pay Tua the way he's about to be paid by the Dolphins? Plus, the Florida Panthers are headed for a showdown with the New York Rangers and confident Roy has "a bit of concern." Mike, Roy, and the crew break down how Florida beat the "garbage ass" Bruins and how they can take down the Rangers. Also, Draymond Green is our Gasbag of the Week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Chris, Jeremy, JuJu, Mike, and Roy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The Knicks. Lost. Game 7. At home. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The Mecca choked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Did you see all those sad celebrities? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The Pacers had the best Game 7 offense in 60 years. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Plus, the Timberwolves stopped the unstoppable force, JuJu enjoys his victory laps, and Kyrie Irving and Luka Doncic closed out the Choklahoma City Thunder. Also, we get back to WFAT. Because the Knicks. Lost. Game 7. At home. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices