S2E49 - Close Your Eyes and Let Me Tell You a Story

"We’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of amphetamines, it’s daylight, and we’re not wearing sunglasses." Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

The CAN Crew (and Algernon) consider summoning Steve the Cleve. This is the penultimate episode of this arc. The ultimate episode of this arc will come out on Friday. Probs lots of announcements in that one. Stay frosty. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

The CAN Crew takes uppers and explores Grover Cleveland's hole. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

“Grover Cleveland’s baby carriage, fishing rod, magic tackle box, and what else?” Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

All are concerned. A promotion is earned. Read the Discord Spoilers Chat to learn why the churned turned that yearned for the inturned undiscerned was burned. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Alternate titles include: Pull It // That Was Surely Mike // This Is Bedroom Gin? // A Hole ‘Nother Thing // The Last Turd // Mike’s Oxhard Lemonade // Algernon, Alger-gone // Goofed Up With Gottle Juice Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Two conversations and a fair amount of plot bring new relations, and affairs are often fraught. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

"What about this guy? Why has he got that big coat on? He can't be cold, why the extra layer? Maybe he's trying to hide something." Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Alternate titles include: The Trifecta of News // He Could’ve Walked // My Pits! // Bob Could Never // Swear On The News // Below Deck (More Like B-low Me) // But You’re Hammered, Sweetie // Squirmy, Be Prepared to Fight Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Alternate titles include: The Goods; The Nuts // Mindf*ck Nightmare // Anyway, we’re gonna go have a competition where we prove who’s more worthy of your love by finding a squirrel baby // I Didn’t Sign Up For That // Two Men Walking in the Woods (One of Them Has a Pistol) // He’s an AM Guy // Beck Wants to Film It Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. An online morse code converter played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.