129: nemesis caught me buying lube for my hamster (w/ Will Witwer & Rainie Toll)

Will and Rainie join the show to discuss peeing on the mayors lawn, and making sure your astrophysicist crush likes you back. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Eric joins the show to prank call listeners until they realize, and then we help them with their problems. We fail at it, its a disaster, and then we assist callers with 6 year anniversary plans, a dog sitting note stealer, and a serial killer next door.GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJeremy Culhane joins the show to discuss stunning calls about confronting your brother for spending 6k on spicy videos in a single night, being a corporate girlypop in big pharma, and sneaking a mini fridge into your workplace. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

________dialtone tour patreon presale NOW _____public sale 2/21_____https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveArasha Lalani joins the show to take stunning calls about being bullied at Jimmy Johns, a nasty coworkers nickname, and moving in next to your cheating ex girlfriend's parents. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Anna Garcia joins the show to discuss finding a drummer, finding your sparkle at work, yassifying horse theft, and dealing with a nasty ex boss.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ify Nwadiwe joins the show to discuss a neighbor watching butt stuff by the window, a barista forcibly upgrading your beverage, and a bridesmaid getting ejected from the bridal party.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Geoffrey James joins the show to solve stunning problems about sending your boss a sexy fanfic roleplay inquiry, avoiding rizz from a shifty friend, and boning the dollar store hunk.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah is back on the show, and we're having another baby. In possibly the funniest thing we could do, its time for baby #2. We also take stunning calls about accidentally playing porn at work in front of IT, confronting your pret sitter about stealing your ice cream, and breaking your nose going down on a one night stand.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jonathan Hebert joins the show to take stunning calls from real people about an ex fiance fancy table custody battle, condoms found at your workplace, and a fun committee splinter cell mole.Donate to those affected by the Los Angeles fires:https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/09/us/help-california-la-wildfires-victims.htmlJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Zac Oyama joins the show to disperse wisdom on a daddy that is on the prowl, a wrestling company fiasco, and a soup competition.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.