Page Avenue Crew

Science...what is it all about? Techmology...what is that all about? Is it good, or is it whack? There's a bloke from round my hood, Staines, called Rainbow Jeremy, who reject everything to do with science. He just chill at home, he smoke his own homegrown, and check this: he don't have a telly. I ain't shittin you. He don't have a telly. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram Story of the year, page avenue, in the wake of determination, the black swan, the constant, wolves, until the day I die, Pabst blue ribbon, liquid death, emo, emo nite, emo's not dead, pop-punk, punk, screamo, warped tour, vans warped tour, Kevin Lyman, the used, Atreyu, my chemical romance, Yellowcard, William Ryan key, bayside, Silverstein, Shane told, Saosin, every time I die, Anberlin, Glassjaw, he is legend, destroy rebuild until god shows, 105.7 the point, toby morse, lead singer syndrome, prs guitars, Ernie ball, music man, A Day to Remember, Beartooth

Welcome to the Six Teeth Chapel Cafe, with head chef BBQ Scoobs. Emos don’t float. Who is a better band—U2 or Avatar? Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Watch Bobby Jaycox's comedy special for free here! Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram Story of the year, page avenue, in the wake of determination, the black swan, the constant, wolves, until the day I die, Pabst blue ribbon, liquid death, emo, emo nite, emo's not dead, pop-punk, punk, screamo, warped tour, vans warped tour, Kevin Lyman, the used, Atreyu, my chemical romance, Yellowcard, William Ryan key, bayside, Silverstein, Shane told, Saosin, every time I die, Anberlin, Glassjaw, he is legend, destroy rebuild until god shows, 105.7 the point, toby morse, lead singer syndrome, prs guitars, Ernie ball, music man, A Day to Remember, Beartooth

My friend doesn't live in a hotel. He's got a wife who's perfect for him. He's got triples of the Barracuda, triples of the Road Runner, triples of the Nova. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Watch Bobby Jaycox's comedy special for free here! Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram Story of the year, page avenue, in the wake of determination, the black swan, the constant, wolves, until the day I die, Pabst blue ribbon, liquid death, emo, emo nite, emo's not dead, pop-punk, punk, screamo, warped tour, vans warped tour, Kevin Lyman, the used, Atreyu, my chemical romance, Yellowcard, William Ryan key, bayside, Silverstein, Shane told, Saosin, every time I die, Anberlin, Glassjaw, he is legend, destroy rebuild until god shows, 105.7 the point, toby morse, lead singer syndrome, prs guitars, Ernie ball, music man, A Day to Remember, Beartooth

This week we discuss the geopolitical significance of Rocky IV and the Police Academy movie franchise, then listen to the original demo version of our new single, Take the Ride. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Watch Bobby Jaycox's comedy special for free here! Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram Story of the year, page avenue, in the wake of determination, the black swan, the constant, wolves, until the day I die, Pabst blue ribbon, liquid death, emo, emo nite, emo's not dead, pop-punk, punk, screamo, warped tour, vans warped tour, Kevin Lyman, the used, Atreyu, my chemical romance, Yellowcard, William Ryan key, bayside, Silverstein, Shane told, Saosin, every time I die, Anberlin, Glassjaw, he is legend, destroy rebuild until god shows, 105.7 the point, toby morse, lead singer syndrome, prs guitars, Ernie ball, music man, A Day to Remember, Beartooth

Mike Cronin, 1973. Dokken in St. Louis since 2002. SOTY Re-TOOLed. 16oz cans of Malört in every kid’s stocking this Christmas. Red Baron pizza airdropped via cable. Did you know that Steve Jobs had a Kid Rock tattoo? #DefendLogan Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Watch Bobby Jaycox's comedy special for free here! Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram Story of the year, page avenue, in the wake of determination, the black swan, the constant, wolves, until the day I die, Pabst blue ribbon, liquid death, emo, emo nite, emo's not dead, pop-punk, punk, screamo, warped tour, vans warped tour, Kevin Lyman, the used, Atreyu, my chemical romance, Yellowcard, William Ryan key, bayside, Silverstein, Shane told, Saosin, every time I die, Anberlin, Glassjaw, he is legend, destroy rebuild until god shows, 105.7 the point, toby morse, lead singer syndrome, prs guitars, Ernie ball, music man, A Day to Remember, Beartooth

This week we talk about the When We Were Young festival and how Adam almost ruined the whole thing. Also, how much you wanna make a bet I can do a guitar spin over them mountains Sounds like someone has an exam. That’s why I keep a bat in my kitchen. Chlamydia in my throat. Pothole bathtubs for everyone. Put pyro behind us and every dick explodes. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram Story of the year, page avenue, in the wake of determination, the black swan, the constant, wolves, until the day I die, Pabst blue ribbon, liquid death, emo, emo nite, emo's not dead, pop-punk, punk, screamo, warped tour, vans warped tour, Kevin Lyman, the used, Atreyu, my chemical romance, Yellowcard, William Ryan key, bayside, Silverstein, Shane told, Saosin, every time I die, Anberlin, Glassjaw, he is legend, destroy rebuild until god shows, 105.7 the point, toby morse, lead singer syndrome, prs guitars, Ernie ball, music man, A Day to Remember, Beartooth

Tear Me to Pieces: The Motion Picture - Starring Alabaster Phoenix, Gary Busey, and Craig Robinson. Happy Thanksgiving; here’s our demo. The Crows Have Dicks. Satanist weddings are the best. Every man dreams of marrying a plus-size model that looks like their mom. It’s against the law to bang your cousin unless your cousin is a goat or a manatee. In any case, don’t forget to shave them first. Do it for Patty. Make sure everyone has bananas. Did you know that Dan shot a pilot for a TV show once? For real. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram Story of the year, page avenue, in the wake of determination, the black swan, the constant, wolves, until the day I die, Pabst blue ribbon, liquid death, emo, emo nite, emo's not dead, pop-punk, punk, screamo, warped tour, vans warped tour, Kevin Lyman, the used, Atreyu, my chemical romance, Yellowcard, William Ryan key, bayside, Silverstein, Shane told, Saosin, every time I die, Anberlin, Glassjaw, he is legend, destroy rebuild until god shows, 105.7 the point, toby morse, lead singer syndrome, prs guitars, Ernie ball, music man, A Day to Remember, Beartooth

Our good friend Mike Forester (Hondo Supply, Armor Party Podcast) joins us this week to reveal the secret of how we created our new album artwork, and to talk about catholic boy beer parties, Illuminati school teachers, horny…I mean artistic robots, a weird melted guy with a claw hand, and free BJ’s for cops. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram Story of the year, page avenue, in the wake of determination, the black swan, the constant, wolves, until the day I die, Pabst blue ribbon, liquid death, emo, emo nite, emo's not dead, pop-punk, punk, screamo, warped tour, vans warped tour, Kevin Lyman, the used, Atreyu, my chemical romance, Yellowcard, William Ryan key, bayside, Silverstein, Shane told, Saosin, every time I die, Anberlin, Glassjaw, he is legend, destroy rebuild until god shows, 105.7 the point, toby morse, lead singer syndrome, prs guitars, Ernie ball, music man, A Day to Remember, Beartooth

GRENADE WHISTLE!! Ryan was the victim of reverse child abuse. Top Chef: Maverick sucked. Are you the boys that’s been whackin’ it in my tool shed? Plot twist: Jeffrey Dahmer ate Marilyn Monroe. Enroll in SOTY University now, and get your degree in bass boats or dildo testing. Our curriculum is bussin bussin no cap on god. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram Story of the year, page avenue, in the wake of determination, the black swan, the constant, wolves, until the day I die, Pabst blue ribbon, liquid death, emo, emo nite, emo's not dead, pop-punk, punk, screamo, warped tour, vans warped tour, Kevin Lyman, the used, Atreyu, my chemical romance, Yellowcard, William Ryan key, bayside, Silverstein, Shane told, Saosin, every time I die, Anberlin, Glassjaw, he is legend, destroy rebuild until god shows, 105.7 the point, toby morse, lead singer syndrome, prs guitars, Ernie ball, music man, A Day to Remember, Beartooth

You can now listen to Story of the Year through your butt. Army Phillips on lead guitar. Dan has never thought about chlamydia on stage. If the dick goes in your ear and you scream, you can’t hear the band. And the beer still shakes me, so hold me until it squeaks. Fake bands ain’t got shit in 6K. Do you have Tenacious D in your ears or not? You every been banged by a weatherman with a Firebird or diagnosed by a ghost? Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram Story of the year, page avenue, in the wake of determination, the black swan, the constant, wolves, until the day I die, Pabst blue ribbon, liquid death, emo, emo nite, emo's not dead, pop-punk, punk, screamo, warped tour, vans warped tour, Kevin Lyman, the used, Atreyu, my chemical romance, Yellowcard, William Ryan key, bayside, Silverstein, Shane told, Saosin, every time I die, Anberlin, Glassjaw, he is legend, destroy rebuild until god shows, 105.7 the point, toby morse, lead singer syndrome, prs guitars, Ernie ball, music man, A Day to Remember, Beartooth