Ep. 311 - Who Are We, Napoleon?

Now that Forbes has celebrated how good we are with guests, we do a show without them! We play some Password, and then we settle in for Life Hacks with Captain Crinkle… and YOU! HOUSE BAND Justin Berkobien SPONSORS Head to Factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50% off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026. See website for more details! For a limited time only, our listeners get 10% off + free shipping at Tumbleliving.com/PAULA Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 20% off sitewide! 20% OFF better plants and better growing at FastGrowingTrees.com using the code PAULA at checkout.  For a limited time our listeners are getting 20% off their entire order by using code PAULA at CheersHealth.com For a limited time our listeners are getting a free Shimmer Face Oil on their first purchase when they use code POUNDSTONE at checkout. ⁠Jonesroadbeauty.com⁠ and use code POUNDSTONE at checkout! For a limited time, try OneSkin with 15% off using code PAULA at oneskin.co/PAULA For a limited time, our listeners can get 40% OFF select Lola Blankets products with code PAULA at checkout. LolaBlankets.com⁠  Use our exclusive link to save 20% off Honeylove at honeylove.com/PAULA Warby Parker gives you quality & better-looking prescription eyewear at a fraction of the going price. Our listeners get 15% + Free Shipping when they buy 2 or more pairs of prescription glasses at WarbyParker.com/[PAULA] For a limited time, Prolon is offering Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program! Just visit ProlonLife.com/NOBODY Go to ⁠Quince.com/nobody⁠ for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five-day returns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Paula Poundstone, Paula’s manager Bonnie Burns (aka “Captain Crinkle”), Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull offer unqualified, but possibly sage advice on the #1 comedy advice minisode and climbing the charts. New episode every Thursday. Need advice?  Email us at [email protected].  #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #Comedyminisode #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #comedy podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who’s to say who really deserves to have US bases named after them? Retired Brigadier General Ty Seidule does - he literally led the commission that puts Confederate names out of commission! And once we’ve parsed the blue and the gray, let’s visit the green: It’s all about Ireland in “Bonnie and Toni’s Oral Report.” GUEST Ty Seidule A PROMISE DELIVERED HOUSE BAND Nadia Franks SPONSORS Head to Factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50% off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026. See website for more details! For a limited time only, our listeners get 10% off + free shipping at Tumbleliving.com/PAULA Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 20% off sitewide! 20% OFF better plants and better growing at FastGrowingTrees.com using the code PAULA at checkout.  For a limited time our listeners are getting 20% off their entire order by using code PAULA at CheersHealth.com For a limited time our listeners are getting a free Shimmer Face Oil on their first purchase when they use code POUNDSTONE at checkout. ⁠Jonesroadbeauty.com⁠ and use code POUNDSTONE at checkout! For a limited time, try OneSkin with 15% off using code PAULA at oneskin.co/PAULA For a limited time, our listeners can get 40% OFF select Lola Blankets products with code PAULA at checkout. LolaBlankets.com⁠  Use our exclusive link to save 20% off Honeylove at honeylove.com/PAULA Warby Parker gives you quality & better-looking prescription eyewear at a fraction of the going price. Our listeners get 15% + Free Shipping when they buy 2 or more pairs of prescription glasses at WarbyParker.com/[PAULA] For a limited time, Prolon is offering Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program! Just visit ProlonLife.com/NOBODY Go to ⁠Quince.com/nobody⁠ for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five-day returns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Paula Poundstone, her manager Bonnie Burns (aka “Captain Crinkle”), Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull offer unqualified, but possibly sage advice on the #1 comedy advice podcast and climbing the charts. New episode every Thursday. Need advice?  Email us at [email protected].  #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #Comedyminisode #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #comedy podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With the No Kings Rally just days away (March 28!), we’ve got Indivisible.org’s co-founder back to tell us all about it! And once that important stuff is out of the way, we turn to the unimportant: Trivia Multiple Choice! GUEST Ezra Levin indivisible.org HOUSE BAND Eric Wolff SPONSORS 20% OFF better plants and better growing at FastGrowingTrees.com using the code PAULA at checkout.  For a limited time our listeners are getting 20% off their entire order by using code PAULA at CheersHealth.com For a limited time our listeners are getting a free Shimmer Face Oil on their first purchase when they use code POUNDSTONE at checkout. ⁠Jonesroadbeauty.com⁠ and use code POUNDSTONE at checkout! For a limited time, try OneSkin with 15% off using code PAULA at oneskin.co/PAULA For a limited time, our listeners can get 40% OFF select Lola Blankets products with code PAULA at checkout. LolaBlankets.com⁠  Use our exclusive link to save 20% off Honeylove at honeylove.com/PAULA Warby Parker gives you quality & better-looking prescription eyewear at a fraction of the going price. Our listeners get 15% + Free Shipping when they buy 2 or more pairs of prescription glasses at WarbyParker.com/[PAULA] For a limited time, Prolon is offering Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program! Just visit ProlonLife.com/NOBODY Eat smart at ⁠FactorMeals.com/paula50off⁠ and use code paula50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year Go to ⁠Quince.com/nobody⁠ for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five-day returns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Paula Poundstone, her manager Bonnie Burns (aka “Captain Crinkle”), Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull offer unqualified, but possibly sage advice on the #1 comedy advice podcast and climbing the charts. New episode every Thursday. Need advice?  Email us at [email protected].  #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #Comedyminisode #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #comedy podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Eleanor is back, and she’s talking about her new obsession: Forensic entomology! She’ll explain how insects are helping us fight crime. And then, you call us out on OUR crimes and misdemeanors - it’s a new “Mailbag!” GUEST Eleanor Spicer-Rice spicerrice.com HOUSE BAND Dan Radlauer SPONSORS 20% OFF better plants and better growing at FastGrowingTrees.com using the code PAULA at checkout.  For a limited time our listeners are getting 20% off their entire order by using code PAULA at CheersHealth.com For a limited time our listeners are getting a free Shimmer Face Oil on their first purchase when they use code POUNDSTONE at checkout. ⁠Jonesroadbeauty.com⁠ and use code POUNDSTONE at checkout! For a limited time, try OneSkin with 15% off using code PAULA at oneskin.co/PAULA For a limited time, our listeners can get 40% OFF select Lola Blankets products with code PAULA at checkout. LolaBlankets.com⁠  Use our exclusive link to save 20% off Honeylove at honeylove.com/PAULA Warby Parker gives you quality & better-looking prescription eyewear at a fraction of the going price. Our listeners get 15% + Free Shipping when they buy 2 or more pairs of prescription glasses at WarbyParker.com/[PAULA] For a limited time, Prolon is offering Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program! Just visit ProlonLife.com/NOBODY Eat smart at ⁠FactorMeals.com/paula50off⁠ and use code paula50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year Go to ⁠Quince.com/nobody⁠ for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five-day returns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPECIAL EDITION: Life Can Be Hard (ft. “I’m almost 30 and now what?” and “I can’t help it if men fall for me and want something serious” Paula Poundstone, her manager Bonnie Burns (aka “Captain Crinkle”), Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull offer unqualified, but possibly helpful advice on the comedy podcast. Need advice?  We may have an answer.  Email us at [email protected].  New episode every Thursday. #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #Comedyminisode #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #comedy podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New listeners, start here! For our 400th episode, we’re celebrating by explaining the unexplainable - our long, weird, and in-joke laden history. Join us for nostalgia, games, good times, and the inevitable reopening of old wounds! HOUSE BAND Bill Connell SPONSORS 20% OFF better plants and better growing at FastGrowingTrees.com using the code PAULA at checkout.  For a limited time our listeners are getting a free Shimmer Face Oil on their first purchase when they use code POUNDSTONE at checkout. ⁠Jonesroadbeauty.com⁠ and use code POUNDSTONE at checkout! For a limited time, try OneSkin with 15% off using code PAULA at oneskin.co/PAULA For a limited time, our listeners can get 40% OFF select Lola Blankets products with code PAULA at checkout. LolaBlankets.com⁠  Use our exclusive link to save 20% off Honeylove at honeylove.com/PAULA Warby Parker gives you quality & better-looking prescription eyewear at a fraction of the going price. Our listeners get 15% + Free Shipping when they buy 2 or more pairs of prescription glasses at WarbyParker.com/[PAULA] For a limited time, Prolon is offering Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program! Just visit ProlonLife.com/NOBODY Eat smart at ⁠FactorMeals.com/paula50off⁠ and use code paula50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year Go to ⁠Quince.com/nobody⁠ for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five-day returns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Paula Poundstone, her manager Bonnie Burns (aka “Captain Crinkle”), Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull on Dear Crinkle, America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode — and climbing the charts. This week:  Problems galore, which we certainly are equipped to explore.  Need advice?  We may have an answer.  Email us at [email protected].  New episode every Thursday. #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #Comedyminisode #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #comedy podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices