Mondays: What Sunday Threw Up

The Mondays crew is working on a brand new episode. Before that happens, Carl wanted to go back in time and reveal the history of Mondays.

Karen, Mark, Richard and Carl fill everyone in on what they've been doing since the last Mondays. Karen unleashes 3 years of pent up life at the speed of cocaine. Carl misreads the label on a bottle in the fridge at his brother's Superbowl party. Mark and Karen tell their kids to stop listening to Mondays and go to bed. Karen wears a bikini, because fuck you. Mark Miller, well... we're not really sure what happened to him. He was here, then he was gone, then he called in, then he was cooking potatoes in space with Elon Musk. Richard is shocked when he learns that his go-to strange Japanese device website has gone away. Regardless, he finds the weirdest most fucked up Japanese USB-connected device ever.

Recorded April Fool's Day 2013. Carl has an incident at the local Henny Penny. Karen tells you why you suck. Professor Igor J. Schmeckle addresses the ASSWIPE conference about the U.S. Sequester of 2013. Horror Baby #2 brings poop back to the table. The Mondays crew go back in time (or is it forward?) with Dwayne, Scmheckle, Schmeckle's ass and Karen's ass to save the world. Millah has a new tale of Somali pirates dumber than him. Richard scares us all with a new assortment of horrible toys.

Carl and Richard hire Jessie Sternshus, a professional comedy consultant, to help the crew maintain their comedic edge. Karen's sister's doctor prescribes a series of maritial aides. Carl has an accident and also happens to have been in his car. Mark is fixated on a threeway. Mark and Karen provide a public service announcement littered with apologies to the cultures of the world. Richard finds some very scary toys. Oh yeah, something strange happens in the studio with a gift from a fan.

We did it! We finally got a REAL Sponsor!. Carl spaces out on Things I've Learned This Week. We learn what REALLY happened to Shmeckle. Karen scours her brain for a bit. Come to think of it, so does Mark. Richard finds the coolest stuff, including a real still!

Holy crap, Karen! Have some Google Love! Karen Mangiacotti is THE PENIS MOM. She tells us all about how her blog post went viral and what it was all about. Carl catches us up on his musical activities with some great new tunes. Mark finds perhaps the dumbest of the dumb criminal types. Carl has a bit of trouble at a wedding with his house cleaner's camera. Karen experiments with alternative means of getting a vodka buzz, and Richard finds amaaaaaazing toys for sale on the Internets.

Carl shares some unintentionally inappropriate domain names, Karen reads misleading news headlines, Old Naked Guy makes the news, Mark and Karen are... well... you'll see. Chris Castle makes his Mondays debut. Carl has a problem at the MVP Summit. Richard gives practical toys.

Carl is feeling a little bloated. Mark and Karen join a commune. Carl shares a Satchmo tune by Solvo. Karen has her own amazing tale of poo, or is it a tale of amazing poo? Mark has three incredible stories of dumb. Horror Baby gets a new partner in crime. And, as always, Richard finds toys to satisfy his toyish desires.

Recorded December 5th, 2009, this one sat in the vault and got forgotten. Carl's so friggin lame. Mark and Karen announce Cockblock #7 and generally keep everyone abreast of their sexual exploits, Carl has some random lessons from the last few months, Mark discovers a dumb guy's dumb guy, Karen takes on Cosmo, and Richard (as always) finds the craziest shit ever.

Mark and Karen tied the knot! Carl sends Dwayne to Hell on an important mission, Karen goes off on Glamour Magazine, Carl has problems with products and services, Horror Baby goes to the Aquarium, Mark's Dumbah subject gets thirsty for beer, Mark suffers the smackdown that is the nubby, Mark gets all ripply and shit, and Richard suggests a Beaver Stuffing Kit, among other fab toys.