Cosmetic Dentistry, Blood Money, Blackouts | Monday Morning Podcast 5-5-25

Bill rambles about going to the bookstore, luxury item scams, and electric bikes. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (33:38) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-8-17 - Bill rambles about Quiet Riot, Delta Airlines and being someone's fetish. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Herbie Hancock - Gentle Thoughts Fast Growing Trees:  Get the best deals, for your yard, up to half off on select plants and other deals with 15% off your first purchase at www.FastGrowingTrees.com when using the code BURR at checkout. Ridge Wallet:  For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off at Ridge by using code BURR at checkout at www.Ridge.com  SimpliSafe:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. 

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Bill rambles about learning a Windsor knot, phone functions, and 'The View' gripes. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (52:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-1-17 - Bill rambles about the MMP 10 year anniversary, porno sausage and Washington DC. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Santana - Samba Pa Ti SquareSpace:  Check out www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

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Bill rambles about New York, MotoGP, and crooked nipples. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:39) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-24-17 - Bill rambles about polka dotted socks, wearing gloves and Captain America. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Mitch Murder - Telefuture Theme Chubbies:  For a limited time, Chubbies is giving our viewers 20% off your order with our code BURR at www.ChubbiesShorts.com OpenPhone:  Streamline and scale your customer communications with OpenPhone. Get 20% off your first 6 months at www.openphone.com/burr Ava:  Grow your credit score fast with Ava.  Download the Ava app and when you join using my promo code BURRFREE, you’ll get your first month FREE!  SimpliSafe:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. That’s SIMPLISAFE dot com slash burr. There’s no safe like SimpliSafe®.

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Bill rambles about gifting horses, normal work hours, and smart kids. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:32) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-17-17 - Bill rambles about updating his phone, shitting yourself, and making dumplings. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - Hold On To Tonight Brunt:  For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT by using code BURR at checkout at www.BruntWorkwear.com 

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Bill rambles with Dean Delray about his new special '5836', Turkish hair transplants, and dressing cool at any age. Watch: '5836' - https://www.patreon.com/DeanDelray   (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(38:48) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-10-17 - Bill rambles about steroid mist, Mexican food, and red flags. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Van Halen - Amsterdam

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