Mission To Zyxx

Pleck and the crew of the Bargarean Jade are back! As the seven best friends gather to decide important galactic leader stuff, Old Derf commandeers the meeting with a scheme. And then an even more nefarious foe appears! AJ strikes viciously. C-53 severs a tie. Nermut jams. Improvised live on stage at Caveat in NYC on October 11, 2026. Starring:Jeremy Bent as C-53Alden Ford as Pleck DecksetterAllie Kokesh as DarSeth Lind as Nermut BundaloyWinston Noel as AJMoujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Justin and MeredithWith special guests:Justin Tyler as Old Derf John Robert Wilson as The Grower Mind of the K'HekkLive sound design and engineering by Shane O’Connell!Edited by Seth LindMixed by Shane O'ConnellOpening crawl read by SpathiMusic composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic OrchestraSpecial thanks to everyone at Caveat.Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun Network.  Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinzyxx

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Welcome back, adventurers! We join our merry band in the midst of a great revelry. Samesies finds a muse, Dwaynne shows off his bicepticus, and new headaches come in tiny precocious packages.If you're coming to our live show, why not come a day early for a whole weekend of Zyxx? An intrepid crew of awesome fans are organizing the second-ever Zyxx fan event, ZYXXCON II: THE WRATH OF CON, the day before our live show. It will be full of cosplay, trivia, a cast panel and more! All proceeds going to two amazing charities. Get your tickets here!! Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinzyxx

Just your friendly neighborhood Legumies, descending to the final level of this cursed cave, where they encounter a beast with darkness that's darker than anything you can imagine. No, darker still! Okay whoa, whoa, not that dark. Will they live? Die!? Do something weird that’s not living or dying? Listen to find out! Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinzyxx

And just like that, the Legumes are back for another adventure. Wait oh cruck, we forgot about Larry and Samesies! They were down at the river, making asses of themselves in front of ripped fordsman Dan Siego. Here their heroic saga continues. And the cavers delve further yet into the dark heart of Telluria. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinzyxx

The Legumies’ cave adventure continues with headbutting, skeleton flirting and enough injuries to go around. Also, another rude, off-putting old man to antagonize our heroes! Watch out for weird bug creatures and stuff. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinzyxx

What happens when you die? Well, everyone else keeps living, unless they were sitting next to you on the rollercoaster that went off the track. What else happens? Your fingernails keep growing. That’s crazy, right? Did you know I have to get a manicure immediately after I resurrect? Every time. I wake up and it’s like Wolfman Derf! Yikes. And one more thing that happens sometimes, if you’re me: shit gets REAL WEIRD at the morgue! Created by: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Winston Noel Shane O’Connell Justin Tyler Moujan Zolfaghari Edited by Seth Lind and Alden Ford Sound design, mix and original score by Shane O’Connell Theme song composed by Brendan Ryan, performed by Brendan Ryan, Shane O’Connell, Adam Minkoff and Jay Faires. The Young Old Derf Chronicles is a proud member of the Maximum Fun Network. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinzyxx

Our adventurers do the smartest thing and split up: Four (plus Squelch) into the unnaturally dark caves, two to confront Booket’s ex-lover. Who will take the high road and who will embarrass themselves thoroughly? The answer may not surprise you! Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinzyxx

How many knaves can fit in a nave, you ask? Finally, an answer, as the Legumies continue their totally sensical DnD adventure. Spoiler: It’s more than fit in a cave. Another spoiler: in this episode we welcome a brand new player: the one and only Shane O’Connell! Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinzyxx

Hold on to your zippers, space friends, because this is the installment you’ve been waiting for. That’s right, it's the part where the ol’ Derfster finally gets lucky! And then yes, gets quite unlucky, over and over again. But those are just details! Let’s focus on the smooching and canoodling! And wait, what’s this? Are Shae and GOOD_E partaking in the bacchanal!? If you want to find out, don’t touch that nipple-shaped dial. Created by: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Winston Noel Shane O’Connell Justin Tyler Moujan Zolfaghari Edited by Seth Lind and Alden Ford  Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme song composed by Brendan Ryan, performed by Brendan Ryan, Shane O’Connell, Adam Minkoff and Jay Faires The Young Old Derf Chronicles is a proud member of the Maximum Fun Network. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinzyxx