LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 17: GRAPÉMON GO

Oh we are not out of the woods yet; we so not out the woods we got DEER IN HEEEERE!! On this week’s deep dive, Natalie and Jackie get into the action packed chapters 33-35. Torture boiz and Lideera are ON THE RUN and can they evade the sniffs and snarls of Mordoc and his wolf ghoulies?! Will Ophion be able to ‘splode its way into making the Asteri ask ‘why are you so obsessed with ussssss?’ Will Maid Tharion annoy Na-deer-lie by singing Taylor Swift’s Out of the Woods at her throughout the episode because errybody was NOT Out of the Woods?  IN ROMANTASY DEEP DIVES, THERE IS NO TAYLOR SWIFT ONLY ZUUUUUUL!Featuring DGWE staring Henry Zebrowski and Ed Larson.Please read up until Chapter 38 for next week!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this week's episode of LPN Romantasy Deep Dives, Jackie and Natalie devour chapters 30-32 of House of Flame and Shadow. In chapter 30, we are back with Bryce and bad daddy Autumn King playing twenty questions. They don't trust each other but how do we get them to share?? Maybe finding out that the Autumn King deffffff gets the STARLIGHT ICK from the Asteri too? In ch. 31, we see sad-growl-boi Ithan begging Jesiba for some necromancing help. ITHAN IF THIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH CONNOR I SWEAR........ This chapter also might have the first daddy daughter kiki that Autumn King and Bryce have ever had (maybe 'kiki' is a loose term for it but hey! they are actually talking!) And hold onto your BUTTS, torture boiz! (sorry Ruhn, maybe just one handedly grab uponst a cheek) because Lidia is a save buffet and she is starting to SERVEEEEEEEEE.Please read up until Chapter 36 for next week!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas.Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this week's episode of LPN Romantasy Deep Dives, Jackie and Natalie get into House of Flame and Shadow's chapters 26-29 while Bryce is tryna get OUTTA a dang Prythian tunnel!!! Cuz I hate to break it to you gurl but before peacin out in ch. 26 you gotta get this Truth Teller and Starsword into an Asteri!!!!!!!!! These heads are rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin (wut!) Bye Bye Vesperus! After a little ch 27 wrapup, we make our way into PART TWO: THE SEARCH! Hunt is itchin' to get back to his torture (har!) but he has to get some info outta a Jellicle Aidas. He's all like "MY LIGHTNING'S BEIN USED FOR WUT, NOW?!" Meanwhile in ch. 29, Bryce may have weapon-portaled her buns back to Midgard but she was not expecting *this* welcoming committee. Ugh, bad daddy Autumn King why you gotta ALWAYS be a bad daddy?!?!?!  Please read up until Chapter 33 for next week! These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

oooOoooOoooOoohhhh sometimes I wake up grumpy and sometimes I LET HER SLEEP (in her sarcaophogus, that is)!!! In the case of Ch. 24, our tunnel friends didn't have much of a choice because when you stumble upon a hottie-bo-bottie in a sarcophagus, we say sarcophoYES TO ADVENTURE! Especially when that sleeping beauty is bout to drop some fire lore! We jump back to Ithan's POV to find out that he's A SAD BOI WOLF ALL OVER AGAIN and that the fire sprites are BURNIN DOWN THE (snake) HOUSE! In the sub-chamber, we find out from Vesperus that she was Theia's keeper and Theia had tricked her into her coffin. B wants out NOW. In chapter 25, Bryce gets the Starsword back from Azriel and starts to question Vesperus about the Asteri. She finds out a LOT of great info but what she really wants to know is HOW TO KILL THEM? Vesperus could answer that......for her freedom.   Please read up until Chapter 30 for next week!   These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.   Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"DID SOMEBODY ASK FOR A CHIN IN THE PINK AND A NOSE IN THE STINK??" --Hilde Ugh can someone tell this hag that nobody is looking for her holes in parts? SHE HAS CREATURES TO ENSLAVE! In chapter 22, speaking of how much they LOVE enslavin', Pollux is learning how to enslave Hunt's lightning while Lidia starts to set off the dominoes of her crazy TRIARII-NOT-TRIARII scheme. Back in the tunnel, Azriel and Nesta realize that the Horn LIVES INSIDE OF THIS BROAD THEY JUST MET and even though they ain't happy there's nothing they can do about it because BRYCE IS TUNNEL POWER AND TUNNEL POWER IS BRYCE. In chapter 23, Lidia's scheme involves Hilde freeing Queen Irithys from her power shackles but can a hag be controlled so easily?? Maybe grab er by the chin flap and see if she'll BEHAVE! Please read up until Chapter 26 for next week! These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

TONIGHT THERE'S GONNA BE A WOLF FIGHT and it's alllllll for the love of the Viper! But that's not the ONLY thing we are dealing with in chapters 20 and 21! Our torture boiz are dealing with just about as much as they can HANDle. HA! EVERYONE LOVES A TORTURE JOKE! Back with our gang in Prythian, apparently once you tunnel the words finna funnel cuz Silene's hologram is LORE DROPPIN. We find out way more about the Daglan/Asteri and how the Drop is actually a FLOP and maybe we find out some SHADOW MOMMY FACTS?! We could barely keep UP with what Silene was spinnin; I guess there's a lot to say after being trapped in tunnel walls for centuries? Please read up until Chapter 24 for next week! These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

If you were dreaming that Jackie would play the 'Thong Song: Jackie's Version" on a fake harp today, then your dreams are coming true! Who knew this would be where your dreams began their journey?! Natalie and Jackie navigate the LORE THICC HORNY SLIM chapters 18 and 19 now that we are having ghost story time down in the Prythian tunnel. Silene appears to Nesta, Azriel and Bryce and starts droppin some TRUTHS. But are they......DUSK'S TRUUUUUUTHH?!?!??! Ughhhhh our torture boiz are finally hitting a pain precipice (pain-cipice? preci-pain?) and are starting to come up with some ZANY ideas for escape! Full up to the brim with funny silly talk from those guys! Also if you were wondering if Lidia starts having a great time with her partner Pollux.....this wouldn't be the chapter to lainst that wonder uponst our feets. TAKE YOUR WONDER AND SHOVE IT DOWN POLLUX'S THROAT MAYBE HE'LL CHOKE ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!   Please read up until Chapter 22 for next week!   These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas.   Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

OH WE GOT OURSELVES A TUNNEL DUMP and we are NOT talking about making on the floor of the tunnel (although where else would you do it??) We go through chs. 16 and 17 in this episode and we are JUMPIN n JIVIN from world-to-world! We are uncovering different parts of the mystery that uncover MORE parts of the mystery and it was allllllllll hidden down here in this tunnel (even though Azriel's wings are too girthy to fly them through it BOING BOING BOING.) Meanwhile in Midgard, Ithan is preparing himself- and his paddle ball....I mean sun ball....- to fight for Tharion's freedom from the Viper Queen?? MAYBE YOU SHOULDA THOUGHT THAT THROUGH, ITHAN!? Ithan, we love you you beautiful pup, but leave the 4D chess to the ladies. This just ain't your strong suit. Please read up until Chapter 20 for next week! These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dost thou eyes decieve ye?! Are we experiencing DOUBLE VISION in the tunnels?? Nope, just a couple of full grown women givin wyrm over here and you GOTTA get over to youtube.com/@lpnromantasy if you wanna see some WYRMS DOWN BY THE RIVER. And in chs. 14 and 15, they are swimmin like Free Willy over here but there ain't nothin free bout leavin in these tunnels. COST'S HIGH. That's why these wyrms gotta get out there on the streets showin a lil slime just to make the tunnels go squish. You don't understand what we wyrms out here have to deal with. We was just eatin some scab crumbs and then WHAM *we* gotta die? Ugh, it's hard down here for a wyrm. Especially when these long eared busty galz keep trying to interupt our sweet eternal peace with their 8DD chess! Oh yeah, and the torture party is still gettin it and there's no sweetness on the brain bridge RUHN'S OUR EMO SAD BOI NOW SORRY AZRIEL YOUR SPOT GOT TAKEN.   Please read up until Chapter 18 for next week!   These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ohhhhh I wonder who could have BARK BONES FOR BRAINS??? No way that it's Ithan!?!? No, you were right it's definitely Ithan. In ch. 13 we find ourselves right alongside Ole Woof-ful and he is spewing some nonsense at the Viper Queen bout savin his fin boy. ITHAN the Viper Queen is too hawt to have to deal with you! Or does she use that snake seductive power to convince him to fight for Tharion's freedom with his big wolf body? Our perspectives get ripped away and we are thrown into the brain space of poor Lidia. Thank the lawd Pollux is a horrible enough of a male that Lidia can blame her CYCLE to get out of an Asteri party. She has SUPER SECRET SPY stuff to do! Get outta here you DUMPSTER ANGEL. Please read up until Chapter 16 for next week! These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.