Jess and Abby’s Lousy Beautiful Town

A cursed episode finally recorded! Join us for the re-record of an episode we tried to make back in August. We talk a few miscellaneous topics like the Sims and the Cars Cinematic Universe. But we mostly talk about the Formula 1 2024 season so far: Lewis Hamilton's future move to Ferrari, the failures of the French, and why the hell is Logan Sargeant here? (Hint: it's $$)   Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: [email protected]

We’re alive and back for our annual “What the fuck was that year” episode! This time, all about 2023. Hop in your billionaire submarine and get ready for a recap of a shitshow year. And also talking too much about James Cameron.     Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: [email protected]

It’s hot union summer and everyone is on strike! Well, everyone except F1 probably because Bernie Ecclestone... cause as we learn, it’s always his fault. We talk the WGA & SAG-AFTRA strikes and then completely pivot to our vroom vroom hyperfixation to discuss the firing of “Nyck” De Vries from AlphaTauri. 

Hello Jess and Abby use podcasting as an excuse to connect and also because we think we are hot, insightful, and funny, we make everyone listen to us. Should this have been a Facetime call? Maybe, but then you wouldn’t get to listen to us be hot, insightful, and funny as we talk about the WGA strike, Formula 1, and Prince Harry’s traumatized penis. You're welcome lol

We’re not! We are still alive and here to talk about the absolute shitshow that was 2022. Buckle up, folks, it’s a mostly bumpy ride. But hey, at least the Queen died!

It’s lights out on the first half of the Formula 1 season and away we go with the summer break silly season! That’s right babies, it’s another F1 episode. This time we catch y’all up on all the drama that has occurred in the two (2) days of F1’s summer break (as of recording this ep.) as well as some of our highlights throughout the season thus far. If you’re looking for a technical, factual review of the F1 2022 season, this isn’t it. But if you’re looking for something stupid, horny, and anti-racist/anti-imperialist, we’re your heauxs!   Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: [email protected]   Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod   

Ew, we’re talking about Star Wars. But first we have to be haters for like, 40 minutes because we are who we are. We eventually get to talking about Kenobi, we promise. And when we do it’s nothing but love from then on. Join us as we talk about the true keys to Star Wars (hint: it’s love & trauma), emotional catharsis,  unintentionally unpack some childhood trauma because we got too emotional about Little Leia just getting to be a kid, and get ready for Darth Vader’s Reputation Era.   Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: [email protected]   Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod    Logo by Lauren Kurtz @coppertop.ink 

JACLYN’S BACK AND READY TO TALK ABOUT HOT LESBIANS! That’s right, babies, we’re talking about Arcane! Join us (but mostly Jess and Jaclyn) as we deep dive into the story of Arcane, the music, the art, and characters like Vi (hot), Caitlyn (hot), Jinx (traumatized), and Jayce (THE WORST). Jess gets horny for Silco, Jaclyn makes beautiful & insightful commentary on a show based on a shitty video game, and Abby eats chicken nuggets and occasionally talks about how hot the women of the show are. The perfect LBT episode.   Follow Jaclyn: @Jbandos Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: [email protected]   Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod    Logo by Lauren Kurtz @coppertop.ink 

IT’S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO WITH THE LONG ANTICIPATED JESS AND ABBY’S GUIDE TO FORMULA ONE!!!! Join us as we introduce you to our version of the most popular motorsport in the world. Spoiler alert: It’s horny. If you’re looking to genuinely learn about the sport of F1, this is not the pod for you. Or if you’re a Max Verstappen/Red Bull/Christian Horner fan. Go away. Team LH 5ever.   Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: [email protected]   Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod 

Russ is here and we’re talking about the best show ever, Derry Girls! Join us as we figure out why we, a bunch of Americans, relate so heavily to a group of Irish Catholic girls growing up at the end of The Troubles in Derry. Also Abby talks about being Catholic (sorry) and triggers the Protestants (not sorry). Never forget that Protestants hate ABBA and we are all Derry Girls