How To Do Everything with Tommy Dassalo

It's a loose hotel room episode with DAVE ANTHONY, GARETH REYNOLDS and NICK CAPPER! The Dollop boys are in town on tour so we chat about Gareth's massive suitcase, Dave's getting sick before their Sydney show, the difference in line etiquette between Australia and the US plus Capper's unique method for getting out of social situations and we revisit the time that he had to get a ferry to Dover dressed in a tuxedo. Grab a copy of the kids book I illustrated, The Most Incredible Ingredient, here.How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes. Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm joined by JUSTIN HAMILTON and LEHMO! We chat about me getting starstruck every time I see Lehmo in the street, memorable graffiti that we've been struck by, and I've been to a music festival and had my own Odyssey attempting to get home! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes. Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm joined by the Ambassador for Golf Australia, LIZZY HOO, and the Ambassador for Comedy Australia, BEN LOMAS! We get stuck into the embarrassing collection of "artefacts" in my office, Lomas' soft ban from a comedy gig and then it's into the main topic of conversation: Lizzy Hoo's recent role as Ambassador for Golf Australia! How did she get into golf, what other ambassador roles is she eyeing off, and what could Ben and I become the ambassadors for? Lots of fun and lots of RIFFING! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes. Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm home alone and I'm joined by LLOYD LANGFORD and CARL DONNELLY! My house has gone into absolute disrepair while my partner's away, Carl's been watching mostly terrible movies on flights, Lloyd wants to buy a metal detector, I've been making hot sauce AND I have a kids book coming out soon! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes. Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a rare Saturday Morning record this week, with DANIELLE WALKER and MATT STEWART! We try and figure out what I'm doing wrong at the gym, Danielle's been smooching men in hats, Matt knows too much about horses and we're putting together a Guess Who board based on comedians. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes. Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a special Brisbane Jocks episode this week as I'm joined by ED KAVALEE and BEN KNIGHT! We chat about which NRL team I should support and the wild world of Brisbane celebrities. We also discover the even nerdier side of Tony Martin, Gary Sweet's IMDB page, and the etiquette of watching movies at the library. Plus Ed's workshopped a way to take Knighty's career into the stratosphere. Check out Ed's new movie Cop This! on Ten Play and Paramount Plus!How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes.Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Better late than never! This week I'm joined by TOM BALLARD and BEN SEARLE! We get straight down to business: there's a show coming out soon that is largely about my life that I had nothing to do with! Will I get to be in the spin-off? Can I start a reality tour? We also hear about Tom's show causing issues for a venue manager in Ireland, what Searlo's dad wanted to call him, and I've had an impromptu high school reunion with an old friend who described my job in the most bizarre way I've ever heard. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm joined by KIRSTY WEBECK and DAMIAN CALLINAN! Have I fallen victim to a red light mask scam? Was I too harsh in the note that I wrote to an outrageously inconsiderate car parker in my street? My guests seem to think so! Plus we hear about Damian discovering a delivery driver in peril, we workshop ways to improve the car horn, and Kirsty refuses to let one of her stories get edited out of the podcast. Come check out a gig that I'm running at Lankan Tucker in Melbourne with Dilruk Jayasinha, Urvi Majumdar and Josh Earl on October 3! https://events.humanitix.com/laugh-out-loud-comedy-night/ticketsHow To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm slipping on the pork pie hat, the checkerboard shoes and whatever the hell else ska musicians wear, as I welcome DAVE O'NEIL and GEN FRICKER onto the show! We chat about Gen's dad's musical background which of course leads us into Dave's musical background - his early ska band, his regional UK pilgrimage to see his favourite bands, and throwing eggs at Bryan Adams! We also get into the need for a CPAP machine in my house and try and tally up which industry Dave has performed for the most. FUN! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm joined by MILLIE HOLTEN and BEN RUSSELL! Ben's just crawled out of bed so we chat about our shared love of burning the midnight oil. We also get into how to quit vaping, the mysteries of condiments, British food, when are you too old to get a tattoo and we discover that we all have the exact same Youtube algorithm. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.