Family Friends

This week, Rooster fell down a mine shaft. He's okay, but he can't Zoom from the shaft. Weird. And that's just the beginning of the weirdness. This week is a fever dream-esque episode (though you would never know it from how normal our guest Carlo Tomahawk looks) and we aren't quite sure what happened. All we know is it involved: The Joker (though not Leto's or Ledger's), being a second choice, and a gentleman named "Big D*ck Willy."

This week, Tina would prefer to stay in bed. In the next room. So, Rooster gets the chance to chat with Bruhilda Plate about eavesdropping, why teenagers should be working, and various odd jobs they both worked in their own teenagehood.

This week Rooster is held up in the Apple Store. So, Tina gets in the ring with Boxing Coach, Boston Queer Community Trailblazer, and Union Snake Milker, Artie Foil.

Tina organized this "hit" of an episode. So, Rooster swirls around the bowl once more with, family friend, head of state fíance, childhood bully, and NSA Crisis Simulator, Thimbelina Crow.

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Tina is participating in fleet week. So, Rooster settles in with family friend, one woman show performer, and Cuck Chair Upholsterer, Lydia Flarmusch.

Rooster is barking for his kibble. So this week, Tina enters the open robe grove with construction and HVAC expert, lil' Buddha whittler, and Family Friend, Kenny Roland.

Tina is out this week for an erotica expo. So Rooster keeps it positive and smut free with Family Friend, Psychology Student, and let's just say Part Time Personal Assistant, Maggie Chunk.

This week, Rooster is busy again. So, instead, Tina chats with baseball little league coach (volunteer only) and illustrator of the risque: Cylesdale Evergreen.

Tina's researching hot air balloons. Which, apparently, is all-consuming. So, instead, Rooster chats with personality and marketing genius, Lilah LeClerc. They touch on astrology, New Girl, whether or not Jake Johnson and Rooster look alike, having a perfect uterus, and more!