The Thousand Yard Stare

It's Pumpkin everything season and Evan hates it but wishes he didn't. Kevin has his first swim meet with his daughter and blames her for forgetting something, but maybe he was just too focused on gaming the parking lot. Meanwhile Evan goes to hot Phoenix for his yearly guy's trip and leaves his wife to cary the load. Also a shocking Dumb Dad Listener submission! The Dumb Dad podcast is also on Youtube. Subscribe here! For more Dumb Dad Pod, follow us on social – https://bit.ly/3t6tE9M We’ve got DUMB DAD MERCH!  And we’re on CAMEO! We’d love to send a message to a dad (or anybody) in your life who needs a Dumb Dad pick-me-up! CHEAT CODES – BETONLINE – Use our Promo Code: BLEAV to receive your 50% Welcome Bonus on your first deposit. Thanks to Chris Verdú for our show music! Check out Verdú on SoundCloud! And thanks to editor, Annie Laferriere. Check her out on instagram!

Halloween is almost here and we're prepared for last minute costume changes. Kevin wants to kill some time and takes his kids for a walk but kills too much time, while Evan deals with a dinnertime snafu. AND a Dumb Dad listener submission! The Dumb Dad podcast is also on Youtube. Subscribe here! For more Dumb Dad Pod, follow us on social – https://bit.ly/3t6tE9M We’ve got DUMB DAD MERCH!  And we’re on CAMEO! We’d love to send a message to a dad (or anybody) in your life who needs a Dumb Dad pick-me-up! CHEAT CODES – Dinnerly - Use promo code: DUMBDADS for $150 off your first five boxes! BETONLINE – Use our Promo Code: BLEAV to receive your 50% Welcome Bonus on your first deposit. Thanks to Chris Verdú for our show music! Check out Verdú on SoundCloud! And thanks to editor, Annie Laferriere. Check her out on instagram!

Evan has an earnest moment struggling with tantrums, while Kevin has an earnest moment with his front lawn plants vs. zombies setup getting absolutely demolished by a sprinkler. Also Evan burns the ready made meal-kit AND a dumb listener submission! The Dumb Dad podcast is also on Youtube. Subscribe here! For more Dumb Dad Pod, follow us on social – https://bit.ly/3t6tE9M We’ve got DUMB DAD MERCH!  And we’re on CAMEO! We’d love to send a message to a dad (or anybody) in your life who needs a Dumb Dad pick-me-up! CHEAT CODES – BETONLINE – Use our Promo Code: BLEAV to receive your 50% Welcome Bonus on your first deposit. Thanks to Chris Verdú for our show music! Check out Verdú on SoundCloud! And thanks to editor, Annie Laferriere. Check her out on instagram!

In this episode, Kevin has officially turned 40 and Evan needs to stretch more. Meanwhile, Kevin denies his kids playtime while they do their homework, but also denies them assistance. And Evan plans everything about his wife's birthday, except for what to do and where to go and who to invite. Plus, two dumb listener submissions! The Dumb Dad podcast is also on Youtube. Subscribe here! For more Dumb Dad Pod, follow us on social – https://bit.ly/3t6tE9M We’ve got DUMB DAD MERCH!  And we’re on CAMEO! We’d love to send a message to a dad (or anybody) in your life who needs a Dumb Dad pick-me-up! CHEAT CODES – BETONLINE – Use our Promo Code: BLEAV to receive your 50% Welcome Bonus on your first deposit. Thanks to Chris Verdú for our show music! Check out Verdú on SoundCloud! And thanks to editor, Annie Laferriere. Check her out on instagram!

Live LA Show recap! Thanks to everyone who came out! Also Kevin's daughter made swim team, but the coffee table went swimming. Meanwhile, Evan's angry at himself for not making a lawn. And two Dumb Dad Moment listener submissions! The Dumb Dad podcast is also on Youtube. Subscribe here! For more Dumb Dad Pod, follow us on social – https://bit.ly/3t6tE9M We’ve got DUMB DAD MERCH!  And we’re on CAMEO! We’d love to send a message to a dad (or anybody) in your life who needs a Dumb Dad pick-me-up! CHEAT CODES – BETONLINE – Use our Promo Code: BLEAV to receive your 50% Welcome Bonus on your first deposit. Thanks to Chris Verdú for our show music! Check out Verdú on SoundCloud! And thanks to editor, Annie Laferriere. Check her out on instagram!

On this episode, Evan is scared of becoming an angry old man he says, right after ranting about decorations he thinks people should "get off their lawn." Kevin takes his kids to another unnecessary doctor's appointment, Evan pays for something he bought and Kevin's family eats Panda Express too much. Los Angeles, come to our LIVE SHOW, October 2nd at 7:30pm at Dynasty Typewriter! Get tix here! The Dumb Dad podcast is also on Youtube. Subscribe here! For more Dumb Dad Pod, follow us on social – https://bit.ly/3t6tE9M We’ve got DUMB DAD MERCH!  And we’re on CAMEO! We’d love to send a message to a dad (or anybody) in your life who needs a Dumb Dad pick-me-up! CHEAT CODES – BETONLINE – Use our Promo Code: BLEAV to receive your 50% Welcome Bonus on your first deposit. Thanks to Chris Verdú for our show music! Check out Verdú on SoundCloud! And thanks to editor, Annie Laferriere. Check her out on instagram!

On this episode, Kevin’s family caught a virus and Evan’s kid caught a watch in the ocean with his toes. Also Kevin gets a great idea from social media but doesn’t know how to follow through and Evan tries to clean out his closet…but doesn’t know how to follow through. Los Angeles, come to our LIVE SHOW, October 2nd at 7:30pm at Dynasty Typewriter! Get tix here! The Dumb Dad podcast is also on Youtube. Subscribe here! For more Dumb Dad Pod, follow us on social – https://bit.ly/3t6tE9M We’ve got DUMB DAD MERCH!  And we’re on CAMEO! We’d love to send a message to a dad (or anybody) in your life who needs a Dumb Dad pick-me-up! CHEAT CODES – BETONLINE – Use our Promo Code: BLEAV to receive your 50% Welcome Bonus on your first deposit. Thanks to Chris Verdú for our show music! Check out Verdú on SoundCloud! And thanks to editor, Annie Laferriere. Check her out on instagram!

On this episode, we have a special guest from Life Happens, a unbiased non-profit focused on life insurance education. We talk about the importance of getting good financial advice, life insurance and of course, Dumb Dad moments. Visit lifehappens.org/thedumbdads to learn about what your best next steps are for protecting your family and making sure you're set up for the future. The Dumb Dad podcast is also on Youtube. Subscribe here! For more Dumb Dad Pod, follow us on social – https://bit.ly/3t6tE9M We’ve got DUMB DAD MERCH!  And we’re on CAMEO! We’d love to send a message to a dad (or anybody) in your life who needs a Dumb Dad pick-me-up! CHEAT CODES – BETONLINE – Use our Promo Code: BLEAV to receive your 50% Welcome Bonus on your first deposit. Thanks to Chris Verdú for our show music! Check out Verdú on SoundCloud! And thanks to editor, Annie Laferriere. Check her out on instagram!

On this episode, the Dumb Dads reminisce on their tour detour to a Kentucky whiskey distillery. Also Kevin runs his kids too ragged, while Evan takes a moment to himself, in a hot car. And Dumb Dad User Submissions! The Dumb Dad podcast is also on Youtube. Subscribe here! For more Dumb Dad Pod, follow us on social – https://bit.ly/3t6tE9M We’ve got DUMB DAD MERCH!  And we’re on CAMEO! We’d love to send a message to a dad (or anybody) in your life who needs a Dumb Dad pick-me-up! CHEAT CODES – BETONLINE – Use our Promo Code: BLEAV to receive your 50% Welcome Bonus on your first deposit. Thanks to Chris Verdú for our show music! Check out Verdú on SoundCloud! And thanks to editor, Annie Laferriere. Check her out on instagram!

On this episode, Evan turns a couple hour cleanup session into a multi-day situation, while Kevin has to borrow his kid's hard earned tooth -fairy cash for parking. Also, we read listener-submitted Dumb Dad Moments! The Dumb Dad podcast is also on Youtube. Subscribe here! For more Dumb Dad Pod, follow us on social – https://bit.ly/3t6tE9M We’ve got DUMB DAD MERCH!  And we’re on CAMEO! We’d love to send a message to a dad (or anybody) in your life who needs a Dumb Dad pick-me-up! CHEAT CODES – BETONLINE – Use our Promo Code: BLEAV to receive your 50% Welcome Bonus on your first deposit. Thanks to Chris Verdú for our show music! Check out Verdú on SoundCloud! And thanks to editor, Annie Laferriere. Check her out on instagram!