Uncle Si Weasels Financial Secrets From Willie Robertson's Assistant

Willie’s snowy road-trip panic sets the tone as he’s convinced he’s writing his obituary by text, and Uncle Si tries to pry Willie’s financial secrets out of his assistant Chad with zero success. The boys dive into McRib mishaps, stinky cheeses, and Si proudly predicts Jep’s son to be a sports superstar in the making. John-David wishes for a Hawaiian Punch fountain, but Martin is all about making it to the level of owning a home urinal. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si calls Miss Kay to check in on her, only to catch her mid–procedure with zero patience to spare. She’s back to her fiery, unfiltered self, retelling the infamous story of the Christmas Eve house fire that Phil “fixed” with a chainsaw before heading straight to the duck blind. John Luke gives an update on expecting twins and jokes about big-family chaos, Martin tries to talk him into a vasectomy, and John-David gives a shoutout to baby Oakley, a NICU miracle. Si offers a heartfelt prayer for listeners walking through both joy and hardship this season. Duck Call Room episode #511 is sponsored by: https://preborn.com/duck or dial #250 and say the keyword BABY — Just $28 can help save a life! https://puretalk.com/duck — Through your generosity, PureTalk was able to donate over half a million dollars to America’s Warrior Partnership! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get the standard size MyPillow for only $14.98 with promo code DUCK at checkout and give the gift of MyPillow this Christmas! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si shares some jaw-dropping family lore, including the deadly Robertson shootout that split the kin, the hot-pepper torture his cousins put him through as a baby, and the claim his aunt was practically a circus-ready bearded lady. Martin can’t get over how mean the Robertson kids were back then, and Phillip is finally ready to retire his Santa suit at the children’s home where he’s worked for 30 years. The boys celebrate John-David officially stepping into the career his 17-year-old self once dreamed about as he’s invited back to his alma mater to speak at Career Day. Duck Call Room episode #510 is sponsored by: https://donewithdebt.com — Start building the life you deserve and talk with one of their strategists today. It’s FREE! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you’ll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free https://puretalk.com/duck — Through your generosity, PureTalk was able to donate over half a million dollars to America’s Warrior Partnership! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get the standard size MyPillow for only $14.98 with promo code DUCK at checkout and give the gift of MyPillow this Christmas! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin enters the home stretch before entering Grandpa-ville, and Martin relives the chaotic moment a child’s shotgun went rogue and nearly took him out. John-David is over the moon about the wild goose that exploded through a UPS driver’s windshield and somehow flew away, while Si goes from omelet debates to life advice in record time, dropping his signature line about what to do when your life totally stinks. Plus, Phil’s no-shower and “space beam” theories get reality-checked. Duck Call Room episode #509 is sponsored by: For 20% off your order, head to https://Reliefband.com and use code DUCK. https://www.factormeals.com/duck50off — Get 50% off your first box right now when you use code duck50off at checkout! https://tecovas.com/duck — Get 10% off when you sign up for email and texts. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is certain Phil Robertson’s notorious duck dog singled him out for urinary mischief, and Martin can’t believe his ears when Si describes grabbing a supposedly dead deer by the antlers only to be dragged like a rag doll. Jay Stone brings along his adrenaline-junkie former SWAT buddy, Blake Cook, for blood-pumping hunts and his first tumble on the jiu-jitsu mat. John-David loves every minute of Si flipping out over Jase’s nonstop opinions, and a disturbing firsthand encounter has Si laying down his bathroom phone-call boundaries. Duck Call Room episode #508 is sponsored by: Don’t miss NOBL’s biggest Sale of the Year! Head to https://nobl.com for up to 62% off your entire order! #NOBL #ad For 30% off your order, head to HarvestHosts.com and use code DUCK30. https://nutrafol.com — Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you use promo code DUCK! https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $740 a year when using all the app’s premium features! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si claims he nearly ran over a “body” on the side of the road, which sets off a chain of wild back-road stories involving deer, cows, alligators, and one legendary moment when Phil wound up fist-fighting a buzzard inside his truck. Martin and John Luke wish Si’s everyday life could be a video game, and John-David’s son, Carter, pops in fresh off his scene-stealing “Lion King” performance to effortlessly take over while full-on Si snoozes. The boys address the eternal mystery of how Si can fall asleep anywhere, anytime, without warning. Carter's Play: https://www.youtube.com/live/8ddYMV9m8u0 https://puretalk.com/duck — Get talk, text, and data for just $20 a month! https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Get 15% off your next purchase with code DUCK at checkout! https://stopboxusa.com — Get 10% off your entire order when you use code DUCKCALL and they are also giving you Buy One Get One Free for their StopBox Pro! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get the standard size MyPillow for only $14.98 with promo code DUCK at checkout and give the gift of MyPillow this Christmas! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si relives being detained by the authorities when his travel-sized tea making system gets confused for an illicit substance. John-David ambitiously invites LSU’s new head coach Lane Kiffen to the podcast, and Si’s son Scott and daughter-in-law Marsha share how Scott found healing from PTSD through working with horses. Si beams with pride as Scott explains how equine therapy helps veterans reconnect, calm their minds, and find real hope again. Duck Call Room episode #506 is sponsored by: For 20% off your order, head to https://Reliefband.com and use code DUCK. https://buyraycon.com/DUCKOPEN — Get up to 20% off sitewide this holiday season + guarantee delivery by Christmas if you order by December 15th! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you’ll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free https://helixsleep.com/duck — Get 27% off sitewide and make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know we sent you! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin might be in the doghouse, but Uncle Si steals the show when he reveals the playful little ritual he and Christine share that keeps their love alive, even at his age. John-David seems determined to install a fridge in every room of his house—including a few that absolutely should not have one. Phillip finally explains the long-running mystery of why he was banned from the Robertson duck blind 35 years ago and hasn’t been invited back since. Si also laughs about the surprisingly simple and honestly kinda weird reason he and Christine struggled to start a family early in their marriage. The boys agree that the baby born in a Buc-ee’s parking lot is already off to a legendary start in life. Duck Call Room episode #505 is sponsored by: Hillsdale College offers more than 40 free online courses, including a course on Colonial America. Go to http://hillsdale.edu/duck right now to enroll. There’s no cost, and it’s easy to get started. https://stopboxusa.com — Get 10% off your entire order when you use code DUCKCALL and they are also giving you Buy One Get One Free for their StopBox Pro! https://puretalk.com/duck — Get their best unlimited plan for just $29.95 a month! https://donewithdebt.com — Start building the life you deserve and talk with one of their strategists today. It’s FREE! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and John Luke fire up the old “Duck Dynasty” video game right on the set, and Si can’t get over how hilarious his digital alter ego’s jokes are. John Luke’s in-game twin gets roasted for his weird body movements, bizarre missions, and the totally random tasks he’s assigned in the swamps of Louisiana. John-David dives into savage Amazon reviews, and Martin loses track of all the fourth-wall breaks happening at once. https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get the standard size MyPillow for only $14.98 with promo code DUCK at checkout and give the gift of MyPillow this Christmas! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si falls apart laughing as Jacob Mayo recounts the wildly embarrassing massage that left him half-dressed, face-down, and praying for escape while his wife, Bella, watched the whole thing unfold. John-David shares the chaos of his kids trying to remove a harmless lizard they were convinced was a Komodo dragon, plus the boys react to unbelievable government stories — including parachuting beavers and Oregon’s infamous exploding whale — before celebrating a wave of first-kill photos sent in by listeners. An email about the eternal marriage fight over what should happen to all the Amazon boxes piling up sends Uncle Si into a relatable rant. Duck Call Room episode #503 is sponsored by: Go to https://drinkag1.com/duck to get a FREE Welcome Kit with an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3 plus K2, when you first subscribe! https://puretalk.com/duck — Get their best unlimited plan for just $29.95 a month! Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @‌shop.mando and get 20% off + free shipping with promo code DUCK at shopmando.com! #mandopod Take advantage of Ridge’s Biggest Sale of the Year and GET UP TO 47% Off by going to https://www.ridge.com/duck #Ridgepod - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices