Elizabeth Holmes Criminal Astrology Deep Dive

Trashings! A new bonus episode for your listening pleasure. Today Desi Handal (of #PsychoSunday @TheMoonual)  joins Sara Armour to discuss the rise and fall of the foudner of Theranos and her nasty ex. Throw on your Department of Criminal Astrology Sweatshirt (yes, you can order yours right now, links below) and let's dive deep into the criminal astrology of Elizabeth Holmes!

00:01 A quick update on the lizards in Sara's bathroom.... one died... or did it?
04:43 Desi & Sara recap the case for anyone who hasn't been following as obsessively as they
41:04 Elizabeth Holmes natal chart decoded! On the day of the Full Moon in Pisces we discover, she's a slippery Pisces Moon! Pisces Moon + Lilith in Pisces, Aquarius Sun, Gemini North Node. Does this mean she's a genius creative thinker? An imaginative humanitarian visionary with hope? Or completely fucking delusional & a slave to the dollar?
47:17 The UNBELIEVABLE ASTROID ASTROLOGY connected to Elizabeths chart and what it means about her karma.
1:17:34 How ex-partner and ex-partner Sunny Balwani's chart -- and specifically his north node-- plays right into this fated criminal parable. 
1:30:09 'Concerned Citizen Harassing Reporters' during jury selection turns out to be none other than Elizabeth's new father-in-law in costume "testing the media".  Also there were  Elizabeth Holmes cosplay Stans forming for days outside the courthouse - now that the trial has begun, it turns out they're her friends and their sitting with her parents. LOL and LOL. 
1:38:28 Is there sexism at play? Is it "unfortunate" that Elizabeth WAS the first female start-up billionaire? Nah, she low-key hates women and using cancer patients to get ahead means you're just a jerk. Off with her head.
1:42:57 Where are the records from the lab? They have miraculously dissappeared. Somehow Elizabeth knows nothing, remembers nothing and  is pointing the finger at everyone she can. *Cue Spider-Man Meme*
1:44:20 Finally, long term trial predictions. Insanity? Controlled by Sunny? She "didn't cash out" like Madoff? Will the well-timed baby save the day? That's business! That's life! 

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