00:01 — Should Molly get a puppy? And what should Sara do about the lizards in her bathroom? Why are we midwifing so many forms of fauna and what does it mean? 13:32 — We do a Met Gala post-mortem and we DO believe mortem. Why was everything so boring and what does it mean for Anna Wintour? Sara makes the case that crashing and burning is her kink and she might just have a renaissance after this. Also, Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's balls. 41:15 — Britney Spears and Sam Asghari got engaged and then Britney deleted her Instagram. We are #leavingbritneyalone but also absolutely loving the mature, good-natured public discourse between Mr. Asghari and Octavia Spencer. We also somehow get back to the Met Ball. 58:32 — "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City" is back and Jen Shah is arrested! We talk through the first ep for as long as we can.
Fler avsnitt från "Space Trash: Lifestyles of the Rich and Uranus"
Adele covers Vogue; Dave Chappelle's new special; Kim Kardashian on SNL; "Bad Art Friend"
2:18:2700:01 — Adele covers British AND American Vogue! And we talk a lot about standup and our own internal BS. 28:30 — Snacks and astrology. 38:25 — Dave Chappelle keeps saying he's canceled but he's not. We talk through wtf is up with all his transphobic statements 01:12:45 — Kim Kardashian is hosting SNL! We recorded this before we saw it. It was good! 01:18:00 — Beanie Feldstein is the new Fanny Brice. A trailer for Broadway's new "Funny Girl" production dropped and we react (and sing a lot). 01:55:23 — Did you read "Bad Art Friend"? We are obsessed with it. Full story is here but our synopsis is pretty solid: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/05/magazine/dorland-v-larson.html
Bachelor in Paradise season 7, finale : THEY FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE!
56:28Greetings trashlings Sara Armour and Casey Bunker are back to bring you their most biting commentary and astrological analysis to recap the three hour trashelor bachelor in paradise finale.00:00 Sorry for being a day late, but Casey was seeing real housewife Sonja Morgan live at the helium comedy club in Philadelphia. Indeed, Sara is triggered by Sonja’s big weekend at a favorite club of hers (In fact the only club she’s performed at during the plague…) but based on the review from Casey, they realize Sonja is in fact Sara’s ideal client. A pitch is made. Does anyone know Sonia? Send her a link to the ep. Many thanks.3:50 Becca and Thomas and Noah and Abagail. Break up to make up! 10:00 Soeaking if Abagail … they try not to but cannot help but dive right into the deep waters of the Pisces soup -– or should we say tea — that is Claire-Dale-Abigate. We discussed Claire‘s devastating interview on red table talk before the big break up was revealed and give you all the dirt astrologically, psychically, and everything the Internet has drugged up. (NOTE: Immediately after recording breaking news came out with more details about the alleged affair — In May Dale and Abigail were spotted at a bar in Midtown which, and there are no coincidences, happens to be a bar where Sarah hosts/hosted a comedy show…What is synchronicity. Signs.) What’s funnier — tag-a-gail or abadail? Let us know in the comments or in a review!35:00 a run down of the list of obvious engagements that happened on island, and the couples who broke-up in front of the cameras only to get back together after wrap. Noah and Abigail as predicted are post-show drunk and in love, Becca and Thomas are dating and have consummated their relationship (they speculate that Becca’s big break up moment was actually just avoiding the boom boom room …..). As for on camera fantasy suites / engagements : Mari eats a taco off of Kenny’s peen. Kendall intercepts right before Grocery Store Joe is about to get down on one knee, and fear that Riley and the producers hurt what should have been at least the romantic proposal of the bunch by making the same bad jokes three times leaving Maurissa excessively drenched in sweat on the altar. SMH.Truly shocking how many couples came out of this season and hot take — this could be the most efficient form of online dating in the end, begging the questions:Should Sarah turn her lonely life in Florida into a singles retreat? Should we do Moonual matchmaking? Let us know.43:43 The only couple that came as a surprise — bromance breakout couple of the show— Aaron and James! Friendship. It’s a beautiful thing. Love is love. Bros before Hoes.50:00 Mulshine sisters in the spotlight and in review. High praise.53:54 And finally In a satisfying conclusion Brendan and piper have broken the fuck up and Natasha one Instagram.Karmas a bitch (beach?), looking forward to Michele’s season on the bachelorette starting October 19 and otherwise catch you tomorrow for a brand new episode of space trash podcast: lifestyles of the rich and Uranus.
Grimes & Elon Musk break up; "Britney vs. Spears"; WTF AOC; and liberty and justice for all
1:30:1703:45 — AOC cried in the club, and by the club we mean congress. WTF is up with that? What is in her chart? 26:00 — Did you ever notice Grimes and (Elon) Musk have the grossest two names together, ever? Thankfully they broke up. We explain what they saw in each other in the first place, and why the artist formerly known as Claire Boucher is way way better off without that musky ass. 45:00 — Justice is finally being served! In the cases of Sarah Everard and Sabina Nessa, alleged killers have been located and/or charge. R. Kelly was guilty on all accounts (and Molly realizes her chart has way too much in common with his). Even Alex Jones had to pay up this week. Libra season is functioning as it should. It's not much but it's definitely an improvement over last week. 57:00 — A new and more ~*emosh*~ Britney Spears documentary just dropped and we're loving it. Plus, Britney's dad has been removed as her conservator. Praise Libra!!
Bachelor in Paradise season 7, episode 10: TRASHELOR IN PARADISE: "WEEPY BEACH"
44:30Greetings Trashlings! We're back with another bonus episode of Trashelor in Paradise!! Casey Bunker joins us on her lunch break (the devotion!) to discuss this weeks penultimate episode, but has to get back to work ASAP so we’re going to keep it short. It’s only right considering this was a 3-hour episode where really not that much happened. What can we say it’s libra season and we're here to balance the scales. 0:00 While we thought last weeks storm came and went without a peep, off-island there was in fact a BIG peep and a devastating casualty. While on land, Ivan broke protocol for a booty-call, checked a producers phone for the room number of his crush Alexa, and crept over for an incognito in-hotel hang. He clearly did not "understand the gravity of this situation" … What in Ivan’s chart drove him to such madness? We investigate. 16:50 Casey & Sara also are completely devastated by the audacity of our two wannabe-Casanova bitch-boys, Aaron & Ed, seen here playing-out two stunning, outstanding catches & deeply-lovable black women Chelsea & Natasha (who are irl ouuuuut of their leagues), to save crying white women. Smhhhhh know your role!! We’re not mathematicians but statistically, Natasha > Ed and Chelsea > Aaron. Justice for Chelsea (selection of actually confident men with long legs please!) and especially Justice for Natasha —- can I get a #NatashaForBachelorette up in here!? Enough is enough! Madness! 19:17 Noah and Abby miscommunicate and after winning prom king and queen Abby turns Carrie and there is proverbial ‘pigs blood’ dumped on her head when Noah poorly (and perhaps accidentally) breaks up with her post-Prom. Low-key, getting caught in the elevator at her first prom might’ve been more fun than this. What we have here is a masterclass in water signs with Taurus south nodes -- i.e when the going gets tough protect yourself above all is the strategy. They may work it out, but they’re better off dating off-camera. Everyone’s too defensive, no one’s being honest, and there is not nearly enough eye-contact. 27:27 Small town villain Anna Redman joins the beach and winds up poaching James from Tia. Even though they look country-club perfect, her teeth come into questions as well as their astro-compatability. Will her Gemini Sun, Libra Moon breeziness will work for Aries Sun, Cancer moon James? Only finale will tell.... Tune in next week after the finale for our astro re-cap of Trashelor in Paradise, season 7. Follow Casey on IG: @caseydilla1Follow Sara on IG: @saraarmourFollow Molly on IG: @mollymulshineSHOP Trash Merch on Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast?ref=search_shop_redirectSHOP Trash Merch on Shopify: https://space-trash-lifestyles-of-the-rich-and-uranus.myshopify.com/ and most importantly, If you liked this episode, subscribe and LEAVE A REVIEW!!! Thank You & Goodday!
BONUS EPISODE: Erika Jayne's astrological chart — with Conor Behan
1:58:07Irish DJ, presenter and podcaster extraordinaire CONOR BEHAN of the "Housewives and Me" podcast joins us to talk all things ERIKA JAYNE and her astrological chart! It's a two-hour-plus tour de force that covers all the biggest aspects of Erika's birth chart. Also, get 22% off of readings and merch! One percentage point for every year of Erika and Tom's marriage 3 bookings: https://www.saraarmour.com/booking ... merch as always: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast?coupon=ERIKA
The Gabby Petito conversation; Nicki Minaj legal drama; Debra Messing shades Kim Kardashian
1:22:09A Dark Week on Planet Earth, Indeed... here's the rundown: 01:38 Molly’s Miracle Moonual, Money Mindset Coaching, & Manifesting Vaneers for the Community 07:48 Sara EXPOSED! Devastated that Molly’s now seen the other side… TWICE … First at the bar in Philly when she puked-in (and brought home) her mask, and now… even sloppier … Sara has accidentally exposed her incognito goth-girl finstagram…. ‘ 13:50 Why, astrologically is this week sooooo darrrrrrk. As if a culminating Pisces full moon isn’t enough, mercury goes retrograde today, plus a few apparent tough transits that are shifting our perceptions of reality and literally causing the earth to quake! 24:04 Gabby Petito, how cultures cope, and a case for how one might use astrology for forensics vs. clickbait. 1:14 Dumbass Debra Messing shares on the internet again 1:20 Molly was right about Steve from Blues Clues. An all-around win for PR on this episode….. but the astrology …. can help us understand…..
Bachelor in Paradise season 7, episode 9: TRASHELOR IN PARADISE! "The Big Storm"
1:20:51Welcome to another bonus ep as Sara Armour is joined by "Bachelor" superfan and sis of pod, Casey "de" Bunker. They discuss episode 9, season 7 of "Bachelor in Paradise," and the big storm, that wasn't. 00:01 Grocery Store Joe has to choose between ex-gf Kendall and current beach gf Serena P. Relationship astrology reveals why these "Buttheads" can't seem to get on the same page, and what's going on between Scorpio Sun's Serena AND Joe, behind closed doors. Engagement prediction, Yes. Also fun fact, Kendall has a twin sister named Kylie. Mind Blown. 29:22 Riley & Maurissa are tested but after a big Riley Crylie moment, we stan this ship. Engagement prediction, Yes. 33:30 RIP Greg Grippo's therapist, we suggest you hire new therapist asap and also hire Sara as your life coach. 33:13 Will the real Greg Grippo please stand up! Brendan is revealed as the gas lighting actor who's there for the wrong reasons but low key, we hope his acting career takes off and we can see him playing a third Affleck brother. 40:00 The Void of Abagail & Noah is explored and the relationship astrology is stunning. These two have more in common than you think! Engagement prediction, no, but big predictions about how this will play out long term. 1:08:04 Why is Aaron such a "Bitch Boy?" -- Virgo Sun / Chyron explains it all. Plus, he's pre-saturn return! 1:15:00 Conspiracy theories in paradise. Are the producers purposefully sabotaging Natasha? Is James a hologram? Where is his birth info?!?1:18:00 Final Note? Way to go Matt James! Wonderful Dancing with the Stars debut! Light as a feather!Follow Casey on IG: https://www.instagram.com/caseydilla1/Follow Sara on IG: https://www.instagram.com/saraarmour/Follow Molly on IG: https://www.instagram.com/mollymulshine/If you liked this episode be sure to subscribe and leave a review! SHOP Criminal Astrology Sweatshirt & OtherTrash Merch on Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast?ref=search_shop_redirectSHOP Criminal Astrology Sweatshirt & OtherTrash Merch on Shopify: https://space-trash-lifestyles-of-the-rich-and-uranus.myshopify.com/
Elizabeth Holmes Criminal Astrology Deep Dive
1:52:43Trashings! A new bonus episode for your listening pleasure. Today Desi Handal (of #PsychoSunday @TheMoonual) joins Sara Armour to discuss the rise and fall of the foudner of Theranos and her nasty ex. Throw on your Department of Criminal Astrology Sweatshirt (yes, you can order yours right now, links below) and let's dive deep into the criminal astrology of Elizabeth Holmes! 00:01 A quick update on the lizards in Sara's bathroom.... one died... or did it?04:43 Desi & Sara recap the case for anyone who hasn't been following as obsessively as they 41:04 Elizabeth Holmes natal chart decoded! On the day of the Full Moon in Pisces we discover, she's a slippery Pisces Moon! Pisces Moon + Lilith in Pisces, Aquarius Sun, Gemini North Node. Does this mean she's a genius creative thinker? An imaginative humanitarian visionary with hope? Or completely fucking delusional & a slave to the dollar? 47:17 The UNBELIEVABLE ASTROID ASTROLOGY connected to Elizabeths chart and what it means about her karma. 1:17:34 How ex-partner and ex-partner Sunny Balwani's chart -- and specifically his north node-- plays right into this fated criminal parable. 1:30:09 'Concerned Citizen Harassing Reporters' during jury selection turns out to be none other than Elizabeth's new father-in-law in costume "testing the media". Also there were Elizabeth Holmes cosplay Stans forming for days outside the courthouse - now that the trial has begun, it turns out they're her friends and their sitting with her parents. LOL and LOL. 1:38:28 Is there sexism at play? Is it "unfortunate" that Elizabeth WAS the first female start-up billionaire? Nah, she low-key hates women and using cancer patients to get ahead means you're just a jerk. Off with her head.1:42:57 Where are the records from the lab? They have miraculously dissappeared. Somehow Elizabeth knows nothing, remembers nothing and is pointing the finger at everyone she can. *Cue Spider-Man Meme*1:44:20 Finally, long term trial predictions. Insanity? Controlled by Sunny? She "didn't cash out" like Madoff? Will the well-timed baby save the day? That's business! That's life! Tune into The Moonual on IG for #PsychoSunday live every week !Follow The Moonual: https://www.instagram.com/themoonual/Follow Desi Handal: https://www.instagram.com/desiree_handal_/Follow Sara on IG: https://www.instagram.com/saraarmour/Follow Molly on IG: https://www.instagram.com/mollymulshine/If you liked this episode be sure to subscribe and leave a review! SHOP Criminal Astrology Sweatshirt & OtherTrash Merch on Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast?ref=search_shop_redirectSHOP Criminal Astrology Sweatshirt & OtherTrash Merch on Shopify: https://space-trash-lifestyles-of-the-rich-and-uranus.myshopify.com/Listen to Molly's Hit single "I'm a Horse Girl (Bitch!) on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/21et9YffWVli5gCjR3XKc9?si=5a6d75d5670d4cb9See you tomorrow for our recap of Bachelor in Paradise aka Trashelor in Paradise!
Britney Spears' engagement; RHOSLC season 2 premiere; Anna Wintour's birth chart; Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's balls
1:22:0300:01 — Should Molly get a puppy? And what should Sara do about the lizards in her bathroom? Why are we midwifing so many forms of fauna and what does it mean? 13:32 — We do a Met Gala post-mortem and we DO believe mortem. Why was everything so boring and what does it mean for Anna Wintour? Sara makes the case that crashing and burning is her kink and she might just have a renaissance after this. Also, Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's balls. 41:15 — Britney Spears and Sam Asghari got engaged and then Britney deleted her Instagram. We are #leavingbritneyalone but also absolutely loving the mature, good-natured public discourse between Mr. Asghari and Octavia Spencer. We also somehow get back to the Met Ball. 58:32 — "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City" is back and Jen Shah is arrested! We talk through the first ep for as long as we can.
Bachelor in Paradise season 7, episode 8: TRASHELOR IN PARADISE!
1:18:04Welcome to another bonus ep as Sara Armour is joined by "Bachelor" superfan Casey Bunker. They discuss the seventh season of "Bachelor in Paradise," and this week's episode. Sara thanks Casey for getting her into this deranged show and Casey makes the case for why she thinks the producers finally discovered Adderall this season. And as always, Sara spills the astrolo-tea!