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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:52:19  Chris Chan Weighs In On The Presidential Debate 07:57:21  Creepy Diaper Fetish Pizza Loving Pedo 26:01:20  If She Wants To Go Out To Eat, She’s Gotta Fuck You For It 29:36:00  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:23:12  Sex Scammers Know Where You Live 36:14:23  American Airlines Fingers The Wrong […] The post Chris Chan Covers The Presidential Debate first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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