Book Two is Better

Ch. 78-End, AKA "The God Section". Stew God: dickDragon God: nicer than expectedKOA God: really wanted some more murderElla's Mom God: kinda freakyEfialtir: probably glad to not be sharing Rist's brainBird God: MVPFollow along and send us your thoughts or life updates at [email protected], or on Reddit/Discord @booktwoisbetter. 

Ch. 48-77. If you thought the biggest romance in TBATB would be Calen + Valerys, you are dead wrong -- it's time for Dayne to pop the question we've all been waiting for: "Am I a good man? And will you marry me?"Daynegagement and the Meraculous pregnancy aside, we have some absolute banger action sequences in this section. Calen wields his first lightsaber and smokes a couple of Fades, Kira and co. chug some Rockblood and go full hammer hands, and Fane tortures a celestial being before sucking out his soul. I can't believe we still have 300 pages left. Follow along and send us your thoughts or life updates at [email protected], or on Reddit/Discord @booktwoisbetter. 

Am I a good man if I've killed 1,463 people with my bare hands? As long as you hate Fane Mortem, sure!!Pour a big fat glass of raven's ichor and strap on your Dawnbringer -- we've got a bird to fight and horses to steal. Is Dann not the best character of all time? Anyway, Rist still sucks, the elves are sneaky, Calen is Professor X, and Ella is the wolf. Book rocks. Follow along and send us your thoughts or life updates at [email protected], or on Reddit/Discord @booktwoisbetter. 

The blood moon is rising, and we're ready to be your demons. Does killing ten thousand people make you a good person? Is Ella going to be trapped in Shadesmar forever? How many brushes does Rist need for his horse?Join us as we answer all of these questions and more in a special episode of "Of Horses and Men and Dragons and Wyverns and Druids" with your cohosts Sumara Tuzan and Edmund Burke.  Follow along and send us your thoughts or life updates at [email protected], or on Reddit/Discord @booktwoisbetter. 

Pour out a shot of elder fire, throw on your heartglass jumpsuit, and strap yourself in for a bumpy ride on the weather druid express. We're heading straight to ice town, baby -- and it's a family affair! We will never fully understand why Aeson chose to bring his two precious sons on this treacherous adventure, but we're always happy to get a book version of the movie K2! This comes in at a close second in our ranking of favorite "ice" novels on B2IB, just behind Moorcock's Schooner. We're off to Empires and Dust next! Follow along and send us your thoughts or life updates at [email protected], or on Reddit/Discord @booktwoisbetter. 

We read the movie. We watched the book. And now we’re here to ask the hard questions: where does Tom Holland land on the Michael Cera to Jason Statham spectrum? 

Ch. 64-End. The blood moon is here, and it's time for a family reunion! Jk, time to head off to depression island to light the dragon bat signal. Jk, time for an absolute ripper of a climactic battle. We have dragon fights, tears in the taint, and wheelchair warriors -- oh my! This behemoth of a book is sadly at its end, but we loved the journey along the way. We'll see you on The Ice shortly, right after we head back in time to chat with John Homer about a boat. Send us literally anything on your mind at [email protected] or on Reddit/Discord @booktwoisbetter! 

Ch. 36-63. As Sun Tzu once so excellently said: "donkeyballs". This is the ultimate crossover episode - we get a Farda/Rist/Ella sequence, the rest of the Glade homies reunited, and a "you're not my real dad" sequence with Calen and Aeson. It's so good to have the squad back together. There's also some serious lore corner implications with the Tale of the Chainbreaker and a bunch of god-infused vision quests. This book rocks. Keep up with us at [email protected] and on Discord/Reddit @booktwoisbetter. Love ya.

Ch. 19-35. Toot toot! Hop on Cahill's Magic School Bus as it takes everyone on a field trip to Berona! We just have a quick pit stop on the way at the Burnt Lands of despair and friendship-ruining. Oh, and then a bathroom break at Dikadika for some dwarven king-killing. Look out your left-hand window! It's a wyvern army and a human battering ram! Anyway, book is good. Keep up with us at [email protected], love ya. 

Ch. 1-18! Who knew that 200 pages without Calen could be so fun? In this section, Cahill treats us to a pluralistic monarchy of dwarves, a council of elven rulers, and whatever you call Kallinvar's palace of pain. Also, why is everyone so angry? Did they read The Art of War by Sun Tzu's Epherian cousin? Farda is throwing lightning bombs, Dann is fighting his way through Groot's evil twins, and Kallinvar is swinging at the first taint he sees! Somebody calm these fools down. I'm sure that nothing bad will happen in the endless desert of nightmares. Anyway, send us your favorite bird at [email protected] or on Reddit/Discord @booktwoisbetter! Love ya.