Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears Podcast

Caleb leads the Bears to a SNF win after his 8th-career game-winning drive and the Bears now lead the NFC North heading into their Week 10 bye. That's all that needs to be discussed. Also trade deadline thoughts with Kirk Cousins returning to the Vikings and more. 

The Bears took it to the champs in their own house and cemented themselves as true contenders. We'd say favorites. Life is better when the Bears are good.

NBD, just the Bears adding the best defensive player in football to an already contending squad. Show us the flaws now, rivals. You can’t. We talk about it on this week(end)’s Zero Doinks.

Dan enjoyed a nearly-perfect Thursday evening inside an electric Soldier Field and we might as well talk about it. The Bears are tied for the NFC North lead. In wins. Inarguable. Zero Doinks.

Quick turnaround with TNF but we're ready. Caleb's return was sensual and there is no stopping the Bears. Good luck, Patriots, you're already dead.

Congratulations to the Green Bay Packers for beating Tyson Bagent in Week 5 of 2026. There is no reason to play out the rest of the season, this was the most meaningful moment of the year, we should all just pack it up.

The Bears are a better team than the Packers, even with Tyson Bagent at the helm for at least one more week. Should the boys of Zero Doinks be more nervous than they seem? Plus Dan visits Northwestern’s new palace and Bill is excited about the Sox.

Case Keenum was the star but Caleb’s robe is the talk of the town. The Bears remain frisky as they await their star’s return. Zero Doinks is hype(d).

That was scary, let's not do that again. The boys ponder temporary Bears life without Caleb while trying to dig themselves out of the misery that was Week 2. Caleb will be back soon (Monday?) and the league shall pay for their sins.

59 points in the season opener. What is next for the greatest offense in the history of sports? Vikings up next. Plus Rick Feelsmen starts hot and wants you to ride with him. The rest of the league is fighting for second place. This is our life now.