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Grace and Vikki reunite in Blacksburg, which naturally turns into four days of drinking, feral energy and questionable decisions. From jumbo margaritas, tailgate mimosas and a tent flooding Grace, to visiting Adrian’s gravesite and introducing Sandy to her first “haircut shot,” the weekend was unhinged in all the best ways.Vikki gives a full update on Moroccan Man, exclusivity confusion, cultural clashes and a situationship spiral. At the same time, Grace recaps her New York-level drinking weekend, ring-pressure drama and a fight with Mr. W over podcast semantics. Plus, listeners sent in their wildest relationship stories… including one that deserves its own docuseries.It’s emotional, chaotic and accidentally wholesome, exactly how hometown weekends with your best friend should be.⭐ Rate us 5 stars, or we’re joining the Divorced Dads Club.

This week, Grace and Vikki get brutally honest about the gray area between being exclusive and being official and why the line gets blurry, messy and low-key emotionally dangerous.Vikki kicks things off with a full recap of her one-week exclusive era: commitment panic, self-sabotage, a drunken breakup and a dinner-date “are we okay?” pending. Meanwhile, Grace returns from a chaotic New York weekend, 6 a.m. nights, new best friends, music industry people and a heated argument with Mr. W that ended in apology flowers… just not the flowers either of them ordered.With listener submissions on exclusivity, boyfriend/girlfriend titles and why everyone defines the “gray zone” differently, this episode breaks down the real difference between talking, dating, exclusive and official, and why modern dating makes all of it 10x harder than it needs to be.It’s unhinged, relatable and accidentally therapeutic.⭐ Rate us 5 stars or we’ll publicly call you our boyfriend.

It’s spooky season, and Grace and Vikki are dressed up, delirious and oversharing as always. From wild listener date stories to gas station disasters and actual good-date miracles, this Halloween episode has it all: chaos, laughter and maybe a little trauma bonding. 🎃⭐ Rate us 5 stars or we’ll haunt your Hinge profile.

It’s spooky season, and Grace and Vikki showed up in full clown glam (aka dressed as their exes) to tackle a haunting modern mystery: why don’t men approach women in bars anymore? 🤡This week, they unpack listener submissions, debate whether women actually want to be approached and share some of the best (and worst) bar pickup attempts ever witnessed. From fear of rejection to ego death, it’s a chaotic mix of hot takes, laughter, and unsolicited dating advice.Moral of the story? If you see us at the bar in clown makeup, say hi — we don’t bite (unless you’re a red flag).⭐ Rate us 5 stars or we’ll haunt your Hinge.

Grace and Vikki are diving into love, sex and the chaos of modern dating. From dating app disasters (and why half of you lied on our poll 👀) to therapy breakthroughs, booty calls and crying at the zoo, we’re spilling it all.Whether you’re swiping, single, or settled down, this one’s for you.⭐ Rate us 5 stars or we’re adding you to the dating app graveyard.

What do you do with your ex’s stuff—keep it, burn it or “allegedly” charge a little something to their card?In this episode, Grace and Vikki spill on what they’ve kept (and torched) from exes, from luxury rings and cozy hoodies to sex toys, streaming logins, and even a Peloton. They share their own chaotic stories plus wild listener submissions about shopping sprees, Amazon revenge orders, and the art of the petty Venmo request.Along the way, you’ll also get a life update: therapy breakthroughs, Jonas Brothers concert plans, Nashville friends, football season obsessions, and a few too many “Mercury in Gatorade” moments.Moral of the story? Keep the hoodie, ditch the man. ⭐ Rate us 5 stars or we’ll Venmo request you for emotional damages.

We were supposed to record this episode together in Nashville… but tequila, Broadway and exhaustion said otherwise. Whoops. Instead, you’re getting the full weekend recap: nights out, hangovers, peak chaos moments and Grace meeting all of Vikki’s new Nashville friends.It’s messy, it’s hilarious, and it’s basically one long drunk diary entry.🎧 Listen now and don’t forget to rate us 5 stars—we need the validation almost as much as we needed Pedialyte.

The stars have aligned… for chaos. In this episode, Grace (our resident Leo) and Vikki (our stubborn Taurus) roast their own zodiac signs, spill on dating compatibility disasters, and confess which signs they’d cancel completely. From main character syndrome and nap addictions to petty astrology opinions, we’re dragging ourselves—and you—through the horoscope drama.🎧 Tune in now and don’t forget to rate us 5 stars—because Grace’s Leo ego needs it and Vikki’s Taurus energy will fight you if you don’t.

Lucky number 13 came with zero planning and maximum chaos. Grace and Vikki ditched the script and went full unhinged—from reflecting on exes’ birthdays and wild dating escapades to parenting advice from two women without kids (but plenty of opinions).We also cover therapy breakthroughs, relationship icks, and even a quick dive into politics (because apparently that’s who we are now). Oh, and yes… there’s a curved dick story in here too.If you’re here for candid, hilarious life updates and the kind of oversharing you didn’t know you needed—this episode’s for you.🎧 Listen now wherever you get your podcasts and don’t forget to rate us 5 stars!

In this episode, we dive into the world of situationships and the complexities of modern relationship dynamics. Join us as we explore the "what are we?" and "what if?" moments, share personal stories, and offer insights into navigating the gray areas of dating. Whether you're in a situationship or just curious, this episode is packed with relatable content and advice. Tune in for a candid conversation about love, labels, and everything in between.