Why I Hate It Here

Send a textDads hate ordering from a drive through.  Just ask one...  Support the show

Send a textNew phone, who dis?  Let me read you a 2 day text conversation from a mysterious woman named, "Alice."Support the show

Send a textThe world was RUINED when a ban on public smoking was put into effect.  We need first and second hand smoke.  I'll tell you why.Support the show

Send a textSomeone died - now what?  You're inconvenienced, that's what.  Support the show

Send a textCan a movie ticket, Peanut M&M's & over priced popcorn drive you to the brink of madness?  Let's find out...Support the show

Send a textYour social media accounts have turned you into a monster.  A monster!  The average human has no business with this much power at their fingertips.  And as usual, people ruin everything...Support the show

Send a textForgot one of your passwords?  Great.  Listen in while I discuss how you'll waste the rest of the day resetting the password you "knew" you wouldn't forget this time."Support the show

Send a textA deep dive into why words like "bae", "preggers", "delish" (and more) need to be removed from your vocabulary immediately.  Support the show