Until Next Week

Samuel and Dane guess the asking prices of seven real Facebook Marketplace listings, from an eight-foot sailfish mount to a hand-built wooden casket. Dane recaps the marathon that came down to the slowest mile. Samuel makes the case for Christmas decorations on November 1. Dane explains why you never ask a woman if she is pregnant. A voice memo about being turned away at the polls sparks a debate over who should lose their voting rights. Samuel wraps up the episode with surprising facts about Thanksgiving.---Check out our website with searchable transcripts of every episode: https://untilnextweekpodcast.com/---Want an Until Next Week shirt? They're $20 plus shipping! Email us at [email protected] or DM us on Instagram. Large and XL available!---Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @UntilNextWeekPodcast — and send us a voice message through our Instagram DMs!https://www.instagram.com/untilnextweekpodcasthttps://www.tiktok.com/@untilnextweekpodcast---If you enjoy the show, leave us a 5-star review on Spotify and Apple Podcasts — it helps more than you know, and you might get mentioned on the show!---Get $10 off your Friday Pickleball order of $95 or more with our link: https://www.fridaypickle.com/discount/SAMUEL14434---Get 10% off with code SAMUEL14434 at https://bloom.inc/?discount=&bg_ref=tSA11HZ0z8---Key words for the algorithm: Episode 202, Marathon, Bass Pro Marathon, Facebook Marketplace, The Office, David Wallace, Andy Buckley, Cameo, Thanksgiving, Christmas Decorations, Voting Rights, Midterm Election, Jackbox, Uncrustables, Dallas Cowboys

Samuel and Dane draft the top four things they want to see on a ballot. Elsewhere in the episode, Samuel visits Gatorland in Orlando and resists every urge to jump in with the gators. He makes his season debut announcing the Missouri State swim team and introduces Ryan Lochte to the crowd. The guys applaud the Brewers on winning their first World Series title. Dane also gears up for his marathon, with an assist from beet juice.---Check out our website with searchable transcripts of every episode: https://untilnextweekpodcast.com/---Want an Until Next Week shirt? They're $20 plus shipping! Email us at [email protected] or DM us on Instagram. Large and XL available!---Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @UntilNextWeekPodcast — and send us a voice message through our Instagram DMs!https://www.instagram.com/untilnextweekpodcasthttps://www.tiktok.com/@untilnextweekpodcast---If you enjoy the show, leave us a 5-star review on Spotify and Apple Podcasts — it helps more than you know, and you might get mentioned on the show!---Get $10 off your Friday Pickleball order of $95 or more with our link: https://www.fridaypickle.com/discount/SAMUEL14434---Get 10% off with code SAMUEL14434 at https://bloom.inc/?discount=&bg_ref=tSA11HZ0z8---Key words for the algorithm: Episode 201, Ryan Lochte, Missouri State Swimming, Milwaukee Brewers, World Series, Gatorland, Orlando, Halloween, Chili Cookoff, Ballot Draft, Tipping Culture, Marathon, Beet Juice, Green Bay Packers, and Christian Watson

Samuel and Dane celebrate their 200th episode by trying to name 200 things across ten random categories, revealed one at a time, with no chance to prepare. Elsewhere in the episode: Samuel gets a high-five from Rainn Wilson, the kids vote on Dane's Halloween costume, a cake flip and a pumpkin toss get competitive, slow squirrels strike a nerve, and Dane prepares for his marathon next Sunday.---Check out our website with searchable transcripts of every episode: https://untilnextweekpodcast.com/---Want an Until Next Week shirt? They're $20 plus shipping! Email us at [email protected] or DM us on Instagram. Large and XL available!---Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @UntilNextWeekPodcast — and send us a voice message through our Instagram DMs!https://www.instagram.com/untilnextweekpodcasthttps://www.tiktok.com/@untilnextweekpodcast---If you enjoy the show, leave us a 5-star review on Spotify and Apple Podcasts — it helps more than you know, and you might get mentioned on the show!---Get $10 off your Friday Pickleball order of $95 or more with our link: https://www.fridaypickle.com/discount/SAMUEL14434---Get 10% off with code SAMUEL14434 at https://bloom.inc/?discount=&bg_ref=tSA11HZ0z8---Key words for the algorithm: Episode 200, Naming Challenge, Rainn Wilson, Jay-Z, Halloween Costume, Cake Flip, Pumpkin Toss, Murder Mystery, Fantasy Football, Milwaukee Brewers, Tampa Bay Rays, Marathon, Pokémon, and Candy Corn

Samuel and Dane try to name 100 football players in 10 minutes, and things get weird fast. Elsewhere in the episode: Samuel goes searching for VHS tapes, cops interrupt the sermon, a Cowboys-Packers bet raises the stakes, the Brewers sweep the Dodgers, and a batch of genuinely unbelievable sports coincidences are uncovered.---Check out our website with searchable transcripts of every episode:https://untilnextweekpodcast.com/---Want an Until Next Week shirt? They're $20 plus shipping! Email us at [email protected] or DM us on Instagram. Large and XL available!---Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @UntilNextWeekPodcast — and send us a voice message through our Instagram DMs!https://www.instagram.com/untilnextweekpodcasthttps://www.tiktok.com/@untilnextweekpodcast---If you enjoy the show, leave us a 5-star review on Spotify and Apple Podcasts — it helps more than you know, and you might get mentioned on the show!---Get $10 off your Friday Pickleball order of $95 or more with our link:https://www.fridaypickle.com/discount/SAMUEL14434---Get 10% off with code SAMUEL14434 at https://bloom.inc---Key words for the algorithm: 100 football players, NFL, VHS tapes, dumpster diving, Milwaukee Brewers, Los Angeles Dodgers, Dallas Cowboys, Green Bay Packers, Silver Dollar City, fantasy football, Drake Maye, Stan Musial, Chick-fil-A

Samuel and Dane open with the Springfield Cardinals' controversial rebrand to the Ozarks Springbirds, then blind rank the worst Halloween costumes. The episode also brings Samuel's gym locker room frustrations, an office turf war involving a supped-up Nerf gun, football talk on the Packers and Cowboys, a debate over the worst board games ever made, and the surprisingly fascinating Waffle House Hurricane Index. Mid-recording, a flood at the studio forces Samuel to finish the episode solo.---Check out our website with searchable transcripts of every episode:https://untilnextweekpodcast.com/---Want an Until Next Week shirt? They're $20 plus shipping! Email us at [email protected] or DM us on Instagram. Large and XL available!---Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @UntilNextWeekPodcast — and send us a voice message through our Instagram DMs!https://www.instagram.com/untilnextweekpodcasthttps://www.tiktok.com/@untilnextweekpodcast---If you enjoy the show, leave us a 5-star review on Spotify and Apple Podcasts — it helps more than you know, and you might get mentioned on the show!---Get $10 off your Friday Pickleball order of $95 or more with our link:https://www.fridaypickle.com/discount/SAMUEL14434---Get 10% off with code SAMUEL14434 at https://bloom.inc/?discount=&bg_ref=tSA11HZ0z8---Key words for the algorithm: Halloween costumes, blind ranking, Ozarks Springbirds, Springfield Cardinals, Waffle House Hurricane Index, CeeDee Lamb, Dallas Cowboys, Green Bay Packers, MLB playoffs, World Series, board games, Codenames, Nerf gun, and The Flood

Samuel and Dane debut a brand-new main segment, the Apology Tour, with two very different apology speeches. The episode also includes Samuel's late-night Marvel marathon, Dane's chaotic week at a church conference, Dane's award-winning chili recipe, fantasy football heartbreak, and a shoutout to our listeners in Singapore.---Check out our website with searchable transcripts of every episode:https://untilnextweekpodcast.com/---Want an Until Next Week shirt? They're $20 plus shipping! Email us at [email protected] or DM us on Instagram. Large and XL available!---Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @UntilNextWeekPodcast — and send us a voice message through our Instagram DMs!https://www.instagram.com/untilnextweekpodcasthttps://www.tiktok.com/@untilnextweekpodcast---If you enjoy the show, leave us a 5-star review on Spotify and Apple Podcasts — it helps more than you know, and you might get mentioned on the show!---Get $10 off your Friday Pickleball order of $95 or more with our link:https://www.fridaypickle.com/discount/SAMUEL14434---Get 10% off with code SAMUEL14434 at https://bloom.inc/?discount=&bg_ref=tSA11HZ0z8---Key words for the algorithm: apology tour, Avengers Endgame, end credit scenes, Thunderbolts, Fantastic Four, chili recipe, fantasy football, Dallas Cowboys, water bottles, Singapore, church conference, NFL

It's the fall foods draft! Samuel and Dane each draft their five best fall foods and drinks, then let the listeners crown the winner. Elsewhere in the episode: fall conspiracy theories, a fantasy football quarterback crisis (Jackson Dart, Jayden Daniels), the Packers' rough start, and the launch of untilnextweekpodcast.com with searchable transcripts.---Want an Until Next Week shirt? They're $20 plus shipping! Email us at [email protected] or DM us on Instagram. Large and XL available!---Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @UntilNextWeekPodcast — and send us a voice message through our Instagram DMs!https://www.instagram.com/untilnextweekpodcasthttps://www.tiktok.com/@untilnextweekpodcast---If you enjoy the show, leave us a 5-star review on Spotify and Apple Podcasts — it helps more than you know, and you might get mentioned on the show!---Get $10 off your Friday Pickleball order of $95 or more with our link:https://www.fridaypickle.com/discount/SAMUEL14434---Get 10% off with code SAMUEL14434 at https://bloom.inc/?discount=&bg_ref=tSA11HZ0z8---Key words for the algorithm: fall foods draft, fantasy football, Jackson Dart, Jayden Daniels, Jameis Winston, Green Bay Packers, Springfield Cardinals, NFL Brazil, Dak Prescott, Ja'Marr Chase, Ashton Jeanty, Puka Nacua, daylight saving time, Halloween candy, fall conspiracy theories

Dane meets a new baby, Samuel pits baseball's best against war generals, and the guys draft the worst foods to eat without water.---If you want an Until Next Week Podcast shirt for $20 (+shipping), email [email protected] or DM us on Instagram. (Large & XL available)---Please follow our Instagram & TikTok to stay updated on all things podcast and make sure to send us a voice message via Instagram DM to be featured on one of our next episodes.https://www.instagram.com/untilnextweekpodcasthttps://www.tiktok.com/@untilnextweekpodcast---Please leave us a 5 STAR REVIEW on both Spotify and Apple for a chance to be mentioned on a future episode.---Get $10 off at Friday Pickleball with a minimum order of $95: [MUST CLICK LINK BELOW]https://www.fridaypickle.com/discount/SAMUEL14434---Get 10% off your order for a Bloom Card with the following code: SAMUEL14434https://bloom.inc---Key words for the algorithm: Top Distraction Podcast, Clean Podcast, Clean Comedy, Friday Pickleball, Ghostrunners Podcast, Correct Opinions Podcast, Tim Hawkins Podcast, Becoming Something Podcast, Youth Group Chronicles Podcast, Almost Athletes Podcast with Dude Perfect, Springfield Cardinals Playoffs, Counterfeit Money, NYC 10 Minute Toilets, Dane's Mom, Lick the Q-Tip, Always Drive Separately, Green Bay Packers Refs, Fantasy Blowout, Dallas Cowboys Letdown, Sourdough Bread, No Doritos, Baseball WAR Leaders, and the Thief on the Cross.

Dane survives rogue diapers and a sudden rain drought, Samuel has a meltdown over fantasy sports, and the guys race against the clock to name 100 animals in 10 minutes.---If you want an Until Next Week Podcast shirt for $20 (+shipping), email [email protected] or DM us on Instagram. (Large & XL available)---Please follow our Instagram & TikTok to stay updated on all things podcast and make sure to send us a voice message via Instagram DM to be featured on one of our next episodes.https://www.instagram.com/untilnextweekpodcasthttps://www.tiktok.com/@untilnextweekpodcast---Please leave us a 5 STAR REVIEW on both Spotify and Apple for a chance to be mentioned on a future episode.---Get $10 off at Friday Pickleball with a minimum order of $95: [MUST CLICK LINK BELOW]https://www.fridaypickle.com/discount/SAMUEL14434---Get 10% off your order for a Bloom Card with the following code: SAMUEL14434https://bloom.inc---Key words for the algorithm: Top Distraction Podcast, Clean Podcast, Clean Comedy, Friday Pickleball, Ghostrunners Podcast, Correct Opinions Podcast, Tim Hawkins Podcast, Becoming Something Podcast, Youth Group Chronicles Podcast, Almost Athletes Podcast with Dude Perfect, Ghostie Getaway, Silver Dollar City, Run Run Run, Game Show Night, Cooking is the Worst, Car Work, Sam Darnold, Springfield Cardinals, Oklahoma Loses, Shepherd's Top Disobedient Moments, and Free Snacks.

Dane deals with workplace pranks by his sister, Samuel explores abandoned trails, and the guys test their telepathy in a brand new main segment.---If you want an Until Next Week Podcast shirt for $20 (+shipping), email [email protected] or DM us on Instagram. (Large & XL available)---Please follow our Instagram & TikTok to stay updated on all things podcast and make sure to send us a voice message via Instagram DM to be featured on one of our next episodes.https://www.instagram.com/untilnextweekpodcasthttps://www.tiktok.com/@untilnextweekpodcast---Please leave us a 5 STAR REVIEW on both Spotify and Apple for a chance to be mentioned on a future episode.---Get $10 off at Friday Pickleball with a minimum order of $95: [MUST CLICK LINK BELOW]https://www.fridaypickle.com/discount/SAMUEL14434---Get 10% off your order for a Bloom Card with the following code: SAMUEL14434https://bloom.inc---Key words for the algorithm: Clean Podcast, Clean Comedy, Friday Pickleball, Ghostrunners Podcast, Correct Opinions Podcast, Tim Hawkins Podcast, Becoming Something Podcast, Youth Group Chronicles Podcast, Almost Athletes Podcast with Dude Perfect, Kanakuk Retreat, Tick Treatment, Forrest Frank, Kids Hit Light, Incredible Pizza Model, Steak & Shake, Stan Kroenke Bought Angels, Missouri State Football, Michigan University Comeback, Dallas Cowboys, Same Wordz Segment, Sports Coincidences, Canadian Fans, Egg McMuffin, & McDonald's.